Nonsense Thread

[E30 Wagen]

my frontal lobes are very weak

[flyboyx]

my frontal lobes are very weak

i suggest breast implants?


today, i flew a red eye from san francisco. a couple hours earlier, i made the mistake of eating chicken tikka masala at an indian resturant near the hotel. pretty much my entire flight i was holding in some extreemly rank gas. as my crew and i were walking out of the airport, we stepped onto a two story escalator. about 20 feet into the ride, the pressure exceeded the relief valve setting of my sphincter. i ripped a 20 second long silent assbomb that made my eyes water. there were perhaps 50 people behind me that had the misfortune of being dragged through my cloud of green toxic waste. at the top of the elevator, i loitered for a second or two and took a glance downward. as people entered the danger zone, they looked like someone hit them in the face with a sledgehammer. i know its immature as hell, but i laughed my ass off. i'm probably going to rot in hell for that one.

[Ether-D]

^^I'd revel in the glory of the aftermath of my escalator flatulence as well. See you in hell!!

[Exodus_2pt0]

i suggest breast implants?


today, i flew a red eye from san francisco. a couple hours earlier, i made the mistake of eating chicken tikka masala at an indian resturant near the hotel. pretty much my entire flight i was holding in some extreemly rank gas. as my crew and i were walking out of the airport, we stepped onto a two story escalator. about 20 feet into the ride, the pressure exceeded the relief valve setting of my sphincter. i ripped a 20 second long silent assbomb that made my eyes water. there were perhaps 50 people behind me that had the misfortune of being dragged through my cloud of green toxic waste. at the top of the elevator, i loitered for a second or two and took a glance downward. as people entered the danger zone, they looked like someone hit them in the face with a sledgehammer. i know its immature as hell, but i laughed my ass off. i'm probably going to rot in hell for that one.

You, sir just made my day. Thank you.

[agent]

^^I'd have reveled in the glory of the aftermath of my escalator flatulence and laughed my ass off as well. See you in hell!!

FTFY brah.

[HennaE30]

Flyboy, solid lols. Showed this to my dad and he died. He told me he used to do that too before he started working from home.

[Stanley Rockafella]

After owning the focus for almost 2.5 years, the GF came home complaining of the engine noise. I wondered what it could be, as I added noise insulation EVERYWHERE on the car.

After a quick google search, I decided to bite the bullit and replace the front motor mount. Damn thing was almost $200 CAD for the part (incl taxes).

Just finished changing it. Man, it starts and idles like a new freakin car!! honestly, since I bought it at 60k miles (101kms) it's always idled rough. I just thought it's because it's a crappy old Ford. To smoothen the idle, I added fuel system cleaner (an ounce per tank) and it seemed to make a difference (it did, even the GF noticed).

From the first crank of the engine, The motor actually jumped around when cranking (normal for all internal combustion engines...something it never did before). After that it was smoother and quieter than ever!!!

Just feels good when ya push papers around at an office 5 days a week, just to come home and fix something properly with your own tools and hands and save hundreds of dollars. Feels freakin gangsta!

[E30 Wagen]

i suggest breast implants?

what?

also, why did it take me so long to start using chrome instead of IE? it's so much better

[flyboyx]

I used to have a girlfriend that referred to her tits as "frontal lobes". I thought it might have been somewhat universal?

[E30 Wagen]

i'm talking about a region of the brain https://www.google.com/webhp?sourcei...e%20definition

I'm bad at making decisions, and i'm generally not smart.

[doorman]

Snowy and cold here in Chicago!!

Wife wants to know why the "old" BMWs stay in the garage and her "new" BMW stays outside......


Grandpa doesn't sit on the floor......he gets to sit in the barco-lounger!!!!



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[flyboyx]

i'm talking about a region of the brain https://www.google.com/webhp?sourcei...e%20definition

I'm bad at making decisions, and i'm generally not smart.

aw....come on man!:D i knew what you meant.

i guess its better than being good at making bad decisions.

i am going to be meeting my son in kalamazoo tues night for a few beers. we will probably go to bells and a few others. you (and anyone else reading this)are welcome to join. if you don't have anything planed, send me a pm.

[15Michaeljoseph]

aw....come on man!:D i knew what you meant.

i guess its better than being good at making bad decisions.

i am going to be meeting my son in kalamazoo tues night for a few beers. we will probably go to bells and a few others. you (and anyone else reading this)are welcome to join. if you don't have anything planed, send me a pm.

On my way from Massachusetts.






You mean next Tuesday right?
Perfect.

--Mike

[UlrichFennec]

Now that I have my vert all roadworthy, I don't know what I should do next.

I've already done my timing belt service, changed all my fluids, did a brake job, replaced the spark plugs and wires along with the distributor cap and rotor, recharged the A/C, sorted most of my leaks, and installed a new stereo.

I'm thinking about refreshing the suspension and wheels next for the summer, but there's so many things I could do.

[HennaE30]

Alright, lemme get yalls thought:

Talking to a girl from my work with the same name as my sister, and is also older than my sister. (Me and my sister are 3 1/2 year apart, this girl is 2 years older than my sister) any issues here? We've gotten past the flirting and talking stage, and I asked her if she wanted to go out sometime and she said yes. Just have to plan a date.


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