Only one bad date story!?
fuck that,
One time I went on a blind double date, because my friends date had a friend coming, so I volunteered.. Wish I fucking didn't-Jesus christ...
So, we meet up around 4pm to go hit up a brewery and on our way there, Sara, my blind date says that she doesn't drink beer... So on our way there (we're taking a boat) she busts out a bottle of Henny and starts hitting that bottle like it owed her something. By the time we get there that shit is half way gone...
At this point, she's being super socialable and fun to be around.. for now at least. But after the rest of us have a couple beers we decided to go back on the boat and cruise around for a while.
During that time, Sara managed to polish off the bottle and my friends date comes up with a brilliant idea to get another bottle...
We go back home and get another bottle to drink and then we get word of a "kegger" happening that night. We're all tipsy and decide that we're going to go check it out.
The uber shows up and on the way there, Sara fucking cracked open the bottle of Jamie and starts swigging it. By the time we get there, she's super fucked up, so fucked up, she decided that she now likes beer. She likes beer so much now that she asked the dude dishing out beers to do a keg stand, mind you its an IPA in there..
Next thing I know I see her legs up in the air and I go, "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GURL, GET IT!"
I forgot to paint the setting of this party, which adds to how fucked it gets.
We roll up to the party I hear this actual song blasting, if you guys ever played GTA V, you'll know this lol.
song
We walk in there and we're its a bunch of cholo ass dudes haha.
My friend and our dates are white as fuck.
Anyways, back to the keg stand part of the party...
10 mins after she does the keg stand, I see her leaning up against a wall, so I sit her down on the floor and she just goes completely limp... We find her a chair to get her ass off the floor, but she's so far gone, she cant even be in the chair. She just keeps sliding down on to the ground..
Everyone at the party is just staring at me trying to prop up an unconcious girl.
THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Sara just starts to scream at the top of her lungs as I prop her up in the chair, so now I look like some creep.
A big ass dude walk up to me and asks if there's a problem and I'm like, yeah bro, this bitch is a problem right now. Then I say something that I probably shouldn't have, "i don't even know her" as I'm holding her up and he shirt is hiking up because she keeps sliding down.
Also, I'm like where the fuck is everyone else? My friend who I came there with left with the dude who invited us to the party, so i'm stuck there with drunk ass sara, her friend and 100 vatos.
They end up kicking us out because sara literally won't stop screaming at nothing..
So, we dragged her out and threw her on the grass. We tried to get an Uber to take us back, but no one would take her because she was uncounsiouis..
It's like 3am at this point, saras friend did not give a fuck about the situation, so she goes back inside and starts partying with everyone and I'm like "YO we need to get this chick home, do you know anyone that can get her back?"
this bitch tells me they just met a week ago! WTF!
I'm like fuck this shit, I pull saras phone out of her purse, put her thumb on the shit to unlock it and I start texting all her recent contacts... No one answers....
At this point I just want to get the fuck out of there.. So i scroll down to M... For MoM
I called her ass at 4 am and I'm like, 'your daughter is lit AF and you need to come pick her ass up"
She's like half awake and says okay.
So now I'm on this driveway, with sara still occasionally screaming and some of the cholo dudes start to hangout with me on the driveway explaining to me how i'm "cool for sticking with her" so we all start to hang and smoke. eventually, there's like 7 of us smoking a blunt around sara as her mom rolls up lol
She has the most horrific look on her face haha
She like grabbed sara by the arm, didn't make eye contact with anyone, or say anything and just bounced on the fly.
fuck that,
One time I went on a blind double date, because my friends date had a friend coming, so I volunteered.. Wish I fucking didn't-Jesus christ...
So, we meet up around 4pm to go hit up a brewery and on our way there, Sara, my blind date says that she doesn't drink beer... So on our way there (we're taking a boat) she busts out a bottle of Henny and starts hitting that bottle like it owed her something. By the time we get there that shit is half way gone...
At this point, she's being super socialable and fun to be around.. for now at least. But after the rest of us have a couple beers we decided to go back on the boat and cruise around for a while.
During that time, Sara managed to polish off the bottle and my friends date comes up with a brilliant idea to get another bottle...
We go back home and get another bottle to drink and then we get word of a "kegger" happening that night. We're all tipsy and decide that we're going to go check it out.
The uber shows up and on the way there, Sara fucking cracked open the bottle of Jamie and starts swigging it. By the time we get there, she's super fucked up, so fucked up, she decided that she now likes beer. She likes beer so much now that she asked the dude dishing out beers to do a keg stand, mind you its an IPA in there..
Next thing I know I see her legs up in the air and I go, "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GURL, GET IT!"
I forgot to paint the setting of this party, which adds to how fucked it gets.
We roll up to the party I hear this actual song blasting, if you guys ever played GTA V, you'll know this lol.
song
We walk in there and we're its a bunch of cholo ass dudes haha.
My friend and our dates are white as fuck.
Anyways, back to the keg stand part of the party...
10 mins after she does the keg stand, I see her leaning up against a wall, so I sit her down on the floor and she just goes completely limp... We find her a chair to get her ass off the floor, but she's so far gone, she cant even be in the chair. She just keeps sliding down on to the ground..
Everyone at the party is just staring at me trying to prop up an unconcious girl.
THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Sara just starts to scream at the top of her lungs as I prop her up in the chair, so now I look like some creep.
A big ass dude walk up to me and asks if there's a problem and I'm like, yeah bro, this bitch is a problem right now. Then I say something that I probably shouldn't have, "i don't even know her" as I'm holding her up and he shirt is hiking up because she keeps sliding down.
Also, I'm like where the fuck is everyone else? My friend who I came there with left with the dude who invited us to the party, so i'm stuck there with drunk ass sara, her friend and 100 vatos.
They end up kicking us out because sara literally won't stop screaming at nothing..
So, we dragged her out and threw her on the grass. We tried to get an Uber to take us back, but no one would take her because she was uncounsiouis..
It's like 3am at this point, saras friend did not give a fuck about the situation, so she goes back inside and starts partying with everyone and I'm like "YO we need to get this chick home, do you know anyone that can get her back?"
this bitch tells me they just met a week ago! WTF!
I'm like fuck this shit, I pull saras phone out of her purse, put her thumb on the shit to unlock it and I start texting all her recent contacts... No one answers....
At this point I just want to get the fuck out of there.. So i scroll down to M... For MoM
I called her ass at 4 am and I'm like, 'your daughter is lit AF and you need to come pick her ass up"
She's like half awake and says okay.
So now I'm on this driveway, with sara still occasionally screaming and some of the cholo dudes start to hangout with me on the driveway explaining to me how i'm "cool for sticking with her" so we all start to hang and smoke. eventually, there's like 7 of us smoking a blunt around sara as her mom rolls up lol
She has the most horrific look on her face haha
She like grabbed sara by the arm, didn't make eye contact with anyone, or say anything and just bounced on the fly.
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