Nonsense Thread

[Beamerboi]

Damn that’s nuts bro! I’ve never personally had any paranormal experiences but the other night I was sleeping with the window cracked when suddenly I heard a recognizable scurrying on the ledge of the window. I said I’m my head and out loud “oh fuck” this is a possible rodent? I was thinking I gotta do something so I smacked it once. It felt bigger than a rat possibly now I may be dealing with a raccoon. The whole time I’m freaking out my GF is like “what!?!?” For every smack I dish....turns out I was just spanking her hand closing the window [emoji21] so yeah now we always say “remember the rat?” And laugh.


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[Beamerboi]

Damn that’s nuts bro! I’ve never personally had any paranormal experiences but the other night I was sleeping with the window cracked when suddenly I heard a recognizable scurrying on the ledge of the window. I said I’m my head and out loud “oh fuck” this is a possible rodent? I was thinking I gotta do something so I smacked it once. It felt bigger than a rat possibly now I may be dealing with a raccoon. The whole time I’m freaking out my GF is like “what!?!?” For every smack I dish....turns out I was just spanking her hand closing the window [emoji21] so yeah now we always say “remember the rat?” And laugh.


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Also please pray to Santa,Jesus, bmw gods and reindeer that my e30 will be running before Xmas. Highly unlikely but I still have hope for a miracle.


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[CMBusch]

So, I'm pretty sure I had my first experience with sleep paralysis the other night. I opened my eyes and I was laying on my side looking at the wall. I suddenly got a terrible, ominous feeling. At that point, I suddenly saw a shadowy figure of what appeared to be a little girl in front of me. I tried to turn over, tried to talk to get my gf to wake up. Nothing. Couldn't do either. All I could do was hyperventilate and close my eyes until I could move again. 0/10, would not recommend.

Yeah I've been there before. At this point I've abused my body enough to forget the details but it sucked. I have those falling dreams all the time too. I don't know enough about psychology to understand it but it would be interesting to know. Google just pulls some b.s. off a website.

[LowR3V'in]

it means theres a demon sitting on your chest sucking up your life energy

[ForcedFirebird]

Damn that’s nuts bro! I’ve never personally had any paranormal experiences but the other night I was sleeping with the window cracked when suddenly I heard a recognizable scurrying on the ledge of the window. I said I’m my head and out loud “oh fuck” this is a possible rodent? I was thinking I gotta do something so I smacked it once. It felt bigger than a rat possibly now I may be dealing with a raccoon. The whole time I’m freaking out my GF is like “what!?!?” For every smack I dish....turns out I was just spanking her hand closing the window [emoji21] so yeah now we always say “remember the rat?” And laugh.


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My wife tells me I talk in my sleep, usually about work. One morning she showed me the bruise on her leg. I guess I yelled "gotta kick the fender back in!" and kicked her a good one. :/ Must have been dreaming about endurance racing and getting a fender off a tire after a wreck lol.

[2mAn]

My wife tells me I talk in my sleep, usually about work. One morning she showed me the bruise on her leg. I guess I yelled "gotta kick the fender back in!" and kicked her a good one. :/ Must have been dreaming about endurance racing and getting a fender off a tire after a wreck lol.

:rofl: thats hilarious!

[supermansocks95]

My wife tells me I talk in my sleep, usually about work. One morning she showed me the bruise on her leg. I guess I yelled "gotta kick the fender back in!" and kicked her a good one. :/ Must have been dreaming about endurance racing and getting a fender off a tire after a wreck lol.

Dude, sounds like a kickass dream. She should be happy she was a part of that.

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[Joe G]

Dude, sounds like a kickleg dream. She should be happy she was a part of that.

fixed that for ya.

[supermansocks95]

fixed that for ya.

Shit, you got me there...

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[ohthejosh]

Yeah I've been there before. At this point I've abused my body enough to forget the details but it sucked. I have those falling dreams all the time too. I don't know enough about psychology to understand it but it would be interesting to know. Google just pulls some b.s. off a website.

Starting from 6th grade up until I graduated HS, I had a falling dream that started with me taking a step of a cliff and waking up to actually hitting the ground and just laying there unsure if I died in the dream or in real life. It was a state of limbo.

Im a lucid dreamer and I can usually figure out Im in a dream and change it up, but that reoccurring and progressive dream was uncontrollable. Laying there not knowing when Ill wake up from the dream was really scary, thought I actually died in my sleep a few times because of how long I was laying there 'motionless'. Whats even worse was I vividly remember it as changing from first person to 3rd person constantly. Kinda like the dream was reminding me, your dead in here bud, check it out!

I haven't had it in over 10 years but yea. Feel like if it happens again it probably means I died in my sleep in rl.

[2mAn]

Thats some crazy stuff

[MR E30 325is]

Thats some crazy stuff

Seconded. Phew.

[MrBurgundy]

Where are my push rod boyz at?

[roguetoaster]

Where are my push rod boyz at?

/obligatory

[ThatOneEuroE30]

So, I'm pretty sure I had my first experience with sleep paralysis the other night. I opened my eyes and I was laying on my side looking at the wall. I suddenly got a terrible, ominous feeling. At that point, I suddenly saw a shadowy figure of what appeared to be a little girl in front of me. I tried to turn over, tried to talk to get my gf to wake up. Nothing. Couldn't do either. All I could do was hyperventilate and close my eyes until I could move again. 0/10, would not recommend.

I used to get it all the time. Especially when I would sleep during school. The bell would ring and i would be stuck face down in my jacket sometimes smothering my self. Not able to move or anything all i could do was listen and make noise but not be able to speak just groans pretty much. Its interesting for sure. Its trigger by un natural sleep habits like random naps during the day or just not having a good sleep pattern. Get your sleeping schedule worked out and it goes away.