Nonsense Thread

[Stanley Rockafella]

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Remember, millions of guys stick their dicks in that on a regular basis.

:nice:

....It's what keeps them going

[flyboyx]

Ya gotta love flat rate life. Past two weeks have been horrible have worked over 80 hours between the two weeks. Only flagged 64. Now i gotta go in tomorrow to crank some shit out to get a decent check. 32 hours a week isn’t paying the bills. I’m glad I’ve stashed away cash for times like these. Just gotta try and end it as soon as possible.

it sounds like a hard life to me. I really hope it picks up for you quickly.

[2mAn]

My turn to bitch...

Saw a sign last night that said the water was going to be shut off today (last night) from 4:00am -8:00pm. Of course I forgot this morning and couldnt take my daily morning shower. Ok, thats fine, it will be on tonight... I got my haircut today (scheduled a month ago) and thought, its fine it will be on tonight. Well... 8pm came and went and the water still isnt on. Checked the street area they were working on, and nobodys around....Called around until I got someone on the phone (at the PD nonetheless) and they knew exactly about the situation. No eta on when it will get fixed. Im itchy from the haircut and have felt sticky/sweaty all day. Im really annoyed right now. #firstworldproblems

To make things worse, this morning on my way to work they basically had cracked the fire hydrant open and it was just spewing water all down the street. Its a good thing werent not in a drought or anything

[ThatOneEuroE30]

it sounds like a hard life to me. I really hope it picks up for you quickly.

It can be rather stressful forsure. You gotta think about the bills you have coming in and the minimum hours you gotta get flagged to pay those bills. Yes i could scrape by with 32 just enough but no one likes to just skate by. I have quoted over 40k in work the past two weeks if not more. Just today i quoted 17k not a single thing was sold. While others in the shop have 9-10k in sales. Im just getting the shit tickets. I really hope next week is better. Im going to go ape shit and crank shit out. I wont settle for anything less then 50 hours

My turn to bitch...

Saw a sign last night that said the water was going to be shut off today (last night) from 4:00am -8:00pm. Of course I forgot this morning and couldnt take my daily morning shower. Ok, thats fine, it will be on tonight... I got my haircut today (scheduled a month ago) and thought, its fine it will be on tonight. Well... 8pm came and went and the water still isnt on. Checked the street spot they were working on, and nobodys around....Called around until I got someone on the phone at the PD nonetheless and they knew exactly about the situation. No eta on when it will get fixed. Im itchy from the haircut and have felt sticky/sweaty all day. Im really annoyed right now. #firstworldproblems

Nothing like a good ol truck stop shower lol

[IceWhite]

Saw this, and immediately thought of Agent.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Saw this, and immediately thought of Agent.

Should of got him that for xmas last in secret santa

[2mAn]

Should HAVE got him that for xmas last in secret santa

*ftfA

In Honor of the man...

[rturbo 930]

So, we need to get one for agent, and one for ThatOneEuroE30, lol.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

So, we need to get one for agent, and one for ThatOneEuroE30, lol.

Your correct. See what I did lol

[IceWhite]

So, we need to get one for agent, and one for ThatOneEuroE30, lol.

Agent is usually the grammar police!!

[agent]

[emoji1]


I have a list I've been compiling over the years. All of those are already on it.

[MrBurgundy]

That last one lol

[mrsleeve]

Should of got him that for xmas last in secret santa

I thought of my self, because in many cases I dont fucking care about the correct punctuation to get a thought across....

If it had Does and Dose on it, ALL of you would be shipping me one those FUCKING mugs...

[E30 Wagen]

I saw one of those google street view vehicles at the end of the summer so I thought I'd see if it got any views of me. Turns out it did (silver e36).

https://www.google.com/maps/@42.9634297,-85.6679428,3a,75y,111.83h,90.71t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sRE8GT0L3FdFMAQtHN10E8w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

[supermansocks95]

So, I'm pretty sure I had my first experience with sleep paralysis the other night. I opened my eyes and I was laying on my side looking at the wall. I suddenly got a terrible, ominous feeling. At that point, I suddenly saw a shadowy figure of what appeared to be a little girl in front of me. I tried to turn over, tried to talk to get my gf to wake up. Nothing. Couldn't do either. All I could do was hyperventilate and close my eyes until I could move again. 0/10, would not recommend.