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  • SOneThreeCoupe
    Advanced Member
    • Apr 2018
    • 137

    #8026
    I think someone should make IV bag covers that look like Capri Sun pouches.

    Especially for patients who have been in a coma.
    1990 325i/4/5, 1992 240SX, 1995 RRC, 1998 M3/4/5

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    • flyboyx
      R3V OG
      • Sep 2008
      • 8371

      #8027
      Originally posted by TeXJ
      can we get a how-to video on using that weird thing lol
      uhhhh.....I wonder if the hot af chick in burgie's avatar could do a demonstration?



      Originally posted by roguetoaster
      You know, you don't need a separate bidet, right? Ones that are part of the toilet seat are perfectly adequate.
      yeah, until aforementioned karate expert in green bikini sprays it brown with cheap beer and greasy Mexican. who wants to use it after that?
      Last edited by flyboyx; 02-25-2019, 07:44 PM.
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      • Motheye99
        E30 Modder
        • May 2018
        • 853

        #8028
        wonder if the chick in burgie's avatar could do a demonstration?


        Nah, she requires a power washer with the spinny tip


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        • 2mAn
          Moderator
          • Aug 2010
          • 20077

          #8029
          TP is hiding on the other side of the toilet...

          Pressure washing the undercarriage is strange, but I guess when your diet consists of Asada and not much else you need the bidet.

          Fun fact, this particular one doesn’t drain too well so the bowl fills with .... the runoff lol
          Simon
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          • Northern
            R3V Elite
            • Nov 2010
            • 5038

            #8030
            I am one midterm through this week of 5 and I have already lost the will to live.
            Originally posted by priapism
            My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
            Originally posted by shameson
            Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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            • Powling
              E30 Fanatic
              • Jan 2015
              • 1290

              #8031
              Originally posted by Northern
              I am one midterm through this week of 5 and I have already lost the will to live.
              Wait until you get into the work force and lose the will to live for the next 40 years haha.

              Just kidding, more like 50 years.
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              • mrsleeve
                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                • Mar 2005
                • 16385

                #8032
                Originally posted by Powling
                Wait until you get into the work force and lose the will to live for the next 40 years haha.

                Just kidding, more like 50 years.
                this, is an accurate statement.
                Originally posted by Fusion
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                • e30austin
                  I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 15382

                  #8033
                  Originally posted by LowR3V'in
                  anyone else have eyelid twitches that just will not go away?
                  I had one on my left eye, that would not go away, for almost 30 days. One of th more irritating fucking things ever. Grrrrrr...
                  '70 911s | '72 2002 | '88 M5 | '89 330is | '89 M3 | '95 911 | '02 M5 | '04 RR HSE

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                  • Beamerboi
                    E30 Addict
                    • Jun 2018
                    • 416

                    #8034
                    Hey anyone know how much transmission fluid goes In a Getrag 260? I’ve been searching 2 days with no clear answer. Thanks and sorry for using nonsense for a question.


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                    • roguetoaster
                      R3V OG
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 7744

                      #8035
                      Originally posted by Powling
                      Wait until you get into the work force and lose the will to live for the next 40 years haha.

                      Just kidding, more like 50 years.
                      We should have job vows that we take as soon as we can legally go to work.

                      I, (slave to the system), take thee, (new management level that gets created), to be my wedded overseer, to be had and to withhold taxes, from this day forward, for barely better, for worse, for marginally richer, for poorer, in sickness, but not on Monday or Friday, and in healthcare, which I will pay to for, to pretend to love my position and to be required to cherish (corpo trash name), till death allows me to take a day off.

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                      • roguetoaster
                        R3V OG
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 7744

                        #8036
                        Originally posted by beamerboi
                        hey anyone know how much transmission fluid goes in a getrag 260? I’ve been searching 2 days with no clear answer. Thanks and sorry for using nonsense for a question.


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                        42.

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                        • 2mAn
                          Moderator
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 20077

                          #8037
                          Originally posted by Beamerboi
                          Hey anyone know how much transmission fluid goes In a Getrag 260? I’ve been searching 2 days with no clear answer. Thanks and sorry for using nonsense for a question.


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                          Its a very simple answer, but Im not going to tell you because this is the non-sense thread...

                          Keep searching.
                          Simon
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                          -1966 Lotus Elan
                          -1986 German Car
                          -2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI

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                          • e30austin
                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 15382

                            #8038
                            Originally posted by Beamerboi
                            Hey anyone know how much transmission fluid goes In a Getrag 260? I’ve been searching 2 days with no clear answer. Thanks and sorry for using nonsense for a question.


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                            • Beamerboi
                              E30 Addict
                              • Jun 2018
                              • 416

                              #8039
                              Originally posted by 2mAn
                              Its a very simple answer, but Im not going to tell you because this is the non-sense thread...



                              Keep searching.


                              I will. Thanks anyway.


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                              • roguetoaster
                                R3V OG
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 7744

                                #8040
                                Originally posted by Beamerboi
                                I will. Thanks anyway.


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                                Already told you, 42.

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