Nonsense Thread

[slammin.e28]

My new puppy poops right behind me and runs away.

[ohthejosh]

Anyone ever have a hard time squeezing out logs to the point your eyes are bloodshot when its said and done?

[slammin.e28]

Anyone ever have a hard time squeezing out logs to the point your eyes are bloodshot when its said and done?

What kinda logs we talking about here? Serious redwood, or full blown Sequoia?

[ohthejosh]

Prickly pines bro prickly ass pines. Pine cones and all.

[slammin.e28]

Prickly pines bro prickly ass pines. Pine cones and all.

At least it's not Liquidambar styraciflua. I had someadat goin on last week.

[ohthejosh]

At least it's not Liquidambar styraciflua. I had someadat goin on last week.

But the pine cones were coming out pointy side first.

[imsotyerred]

you must have a talented anus

[slammin.e28]

But the pine cones were coming out pointy side first.

Then it would be like shucking corn with your asshole. Try putting an artichoke up there and see what happens. Mm mmmm good!

[ohthejosh]

you must have a talented anus

It's no longer an anus, it's a monster from a hellish region of which all that is hot and spicy grows.

[slammin.e28]

It's no longer an anus, it's a monster from a hellish region of which all that is hot and spicy grows.

[ohthejosh]

It's like looking at a mirror upside down between my legs.

[slammin.e28]

Fuck Dr. Phil. This shit is on the TV at work and I can't stand this motherfucker.

[Roysneon]

I won $100 playing bingo last night.

[imsotyerred]

I won $100 playing bingo last night.

Did you take Ethel out afterward for pop and a burger?

[Roysneon]

I was too drunk.