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    Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
    her brains have definitely turned to mush due to a complete lack of sex. unfortunately, it is your responsibility to jump on the grenade. you are required to ream her good and hard with the little stanley during every lunch break. you must do this starting tomorrow in order to make the world a better place for all your coworkers. you should probably invest in a black van with shag carpet and no rear windows. if your coworkers give you shit about "riding the moped", you can threaten to stop thus letting matters fall back into status quo. soon your coworkers will be paying you to perform said services on a regular basis. you will have more money to invest into your e30 and then there will once again be harmony in the land of southwestern canada.



    as you can see, its a win-win. get busy my friend.....

    How do you think of this shit??? :rofl:


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    1991 318i 4dr slick top


    Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
    Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
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      Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
      her brains have definitely turned to mush due to a complete lack of sex. unfortunately, it is your responsibility to jump on the grenade. you are required to ream her good and hard with the little stanley during every lunch break. you must do this starting tomorrow in order to make the world a better place for all your coworkers. you should probably invest in a black van with shag carpet and no rear windows. if your coworkers give you shit about "riding the moped", you can threaten to stop thus letting matters fall back into status quo. soon your coworkers will be paying you to perform said services on a regular basis. you will have more money to invest into your e30 and then there will once again be harmony in the land of southwestern canada.

      as you can see, its a win-win. get busy my friend.....

      bwwaaahahahah!
      it's pure gold!
      If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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        My brain is fried after reading the LONGEST chapter on car networking systems.

        Having to memorize all sorts of acronyms and voltage pulses and aaaaaaHHHHH.
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        The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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          I am so tire

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            Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
            How do you think of this shit??? :rofl:
            i pulled it straight out of my ass.

            I've always had a good imagination for this sort of thing.
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            92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
            88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
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              Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
              i pulled it straight out of my ass.

              I've always had a good imagination for this sort of thing.
              Is this something one puts on their resume'?

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                Originally posted by doorman View Post
                Is this something one puts on their resume'?
                "Proficient skill and experience with pulling things out of my ass"

                I like it.

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                  Originally posted by 15Michaeljoseph View Post
                  "Proficient skill and experience with pulling things out of my ass"

                  I like it.

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                    the downside is that it doesn't smell very good.
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                    88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                    92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                    88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                    88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                    87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                    12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                      Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                      the downside is that it doesn't smell very good.
                      Of course our wives would disagree........thinkin their shit don't stink!

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                        Lmao

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                            in michigan in january?
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                            Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                            88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                            92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                            88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                            88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                            87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                            12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                              Originally posted by Massimo View Post
                              Feeling depressed, my 11 year relationship with my partner (A woman we are just not married) is falling apart and seems like it is just about to come to an end.

                              We can't just go our separate ways, we have a house and dogs and shit, so will still be living under the same roof for the time being. So it sucks as it just makes the whole process drawn out and exhausting.

                              Worst part is I love her still, so seeing her all the time yet not being able to be with her is really hard.

                              End Rant...
                              Seeing a new girl this Saturday. Best part is she is a huge starwars fan, loves muscle cars (need to convert her to euro), and loves a good pun joke.

                              Edit: Also I have lost 14kg, started getting tanned, whiting teeth and other manly shit, girls seem to be noticing. :)

                              Last edited by Massimo; 01-19-2016, 09:14 AM.
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                                ^ Nice man! Sounds like a catch.

                                Now don't get sucked into the friend zone!
                                No E30 Club
                                Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                                Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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