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  • Exodus_2pt0
    R3V Elite
    • Dec 2011
    • 5943

    #2971
    Originally posted by flyboyx
    Since we are dreaming big, My superpower would make panties melt. Only hot chicks and not fat or ugly ones. Oh, and I guess I'd need to be not married. Giggitty
    I don't think the Marriage would be a problem in this situation. Sounds like the superpower would be able to overcome all reservations your Wife had about 3somes.

    Get it all!
    No E30 Club
    Originally posted by MrBurgundy
    Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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    • supermansocks95
      Mod Crazy
      • Feb 2016
      • 756

      #2972
      I would say that flying would be my choice. That's just because I'm such a free spirit. :p
      88 325i Cabrio
      04 Neon SRT-4

      Originally posted by MrBurgundy
      If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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      • e30onBBSs
        E30 Fanatic
        • Dec 2014
        • 1347

        #2973
        Shapeshifting would be my go to. Becoming anything or a dog or some shit or a bird.. get so many powers in one. Way too OP.
        BMW tech
        Umass Amherst
        05 wrx sti

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        • supermansocks95
          Mod Crazy
          • Feb 2016
          • 756

          #2974
          Originally posted by e30onBBSs
          Shapeshifting would be my go to. Becoming anything or a dog or some shit or a bird.. get so many powers in one. Way too OP.
          Boom
          88 325i Cabrio
          04 Neon SRT-4

          Originally posted by MrBurgundy
          If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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          • roguetoaster
            R3V OG
            • Jan 2012
            • 7742

            #2975
            Originally posted by e30onBBSs
            Shapeshifting would be my go to. Becoming anything or a dog or some shit or a bird.. get so many powers in one. Way too OP.
            Okay Odo.

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            • rturbo 930
              R3VLimited
              • Dec 2005
              • 2599

              #2976
              Originally posted by e30onBBSs
              Shapeshifting would be my go to. Becoming anything or a dog or some shit or a bird.. get so many powers in one. Way too OP.
              You could even be an E30.

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              • flyboyx
                R3V OG
                • Sep 2008
                • 8371

                #2977
                Originally posted by rturbo 930
                You could even be an E30.
                an 84 318i perhaps.....i don't know about a 325is. that would be....a lot.
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                Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                • Dozyproductions
                  R3V Elite
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 4682

                  #2978
                  Originally posted by flyboyx
                  an 84 318i perhaps.....i don't know about a 325is. that would be....a lot.
                  You're good. They got you.

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                  • flyboyx
                    R3V OG
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 8371

                    #2979
                    time travel!!

                    you could eliminate assholes like stalin and hitler while they are still in their childhood-potentially saving the lives of 20+million people.

                    you could go forward in time and pick the winning lotto numbers. you would always be able to buy and sell the right stocks. having this knowledge would equal a lot of power. perhaps too much.
                    sigpic
                    Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                    88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                    92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                    88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                    88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                    87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                    12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                    • Exodus_2pt0
                      R3V Elite
                      • Dec 2011
                      • 5943

                      #2980
                      Originally posted by flyboyx
                      time travel!!

                      you could eliminate assholes like stalin and hitler while they are still in their childhood-potentially saving the lives of 20+million people.

                      you could go forward in time and pick the winning lotto numbers. you would always be able to buy and sell the right stocks. having this knowledge would equal a lot of power. perhaps too much.

                      Had this discussion with my Brother, who made a very strong point.

                      If it weren't for Hitler, myself and many I know wouldn't exist. My Grandfather met my English grandmother during the war, and brought her here after.

                      Odd thing to ponder. What Hitler and his Army did was unthinkable.... But I like existing....

                      I guess now we've ventured into a new area.

                      If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, knowing that the moment you did, you would be erasing yourself and millions others from existence. You would sacrifice millions from the future to save millions from the past.

                      Then there's the paradox of once you kill him, you never existed in the first place. So, could you really kill him anyway?
                      No E30 Club
                      Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                      Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                      • e30onBBSs
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Dec 2014
                        • 1347

                        #2981
                        Originally posted by rturbo 930
                        You could even be an E30.


                        You could even become an e46 lukebox with the proper dimensions!
                        BMW tech
                        Umass Amherst
                        05 wrx sti

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                        • flyboyx
                          R3V OG
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 8371

                          #2982
                          Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0
                          Had this discussion with my Brother, who made a very strong point.

                          If it weren't for Hitler, myself and many I know wouldn't exist. My Grandfather met my English grandmother during the war, and brought her here after.

                          Odd thing to ponder. What Hitler and his Army did was unthinkable.... But I like existing....

                          I guess now we've ventured into a new area.

                          If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, knowing that the moment you did, you would be erasing yourself and millions others from existence. You would sacrifice millions from the future to save millions from the past.

                          Then there's the paradox of once you kill him, you never existed in the first place. So, could you really kill him anyway?
                          damn it! my mind just exploded. i had not thought of it this way.

                          for me personally, all of my great grand parents came over around the turn of the century. i guess its impossible to predict the possibilities of such things. perhaps you would indeed still be here but you might have different ancestors?

                          i do think that knowing what we know today, if the opportunity to eliminate one or both of those shit suckers from history had presented itself, it would be difficult (for me at least) not to take it. i can certainly agree that the world would be a different place. perhaps there would have been some other asshole even worse to take their own place in history?
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                          Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                          88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                          92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                          88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                          88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                          87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                          12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                          • Swanny
                            R3VLimited
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 2834

                            #2983
                            Anyone read or watch 11.22.63? Goes over a similar situation regarding Kennedy's assassination.
                            Swanny!
                            SUCKERS.

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                            • supermansocks95
                              Mod Crazy
                              • Feb 2016
                              • 756

                              #2984
                              So, flying is the only good option, correct?
                              88 325i Cabrio
                              04 Neon SRT-4

                              Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                              If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                              • Stanley Rockafella
                                R3V Elite
                                • Aug 2011
                                • 4056

                                #2985
                                charged my a/c on my dd for $10 today

                                feelin like a bawss!
                                If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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