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    you are a better man than me. i would offer no warnings. :devil:

    i saw the "title" and didn't have to go any further. seen it once already. good stuff.
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    Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

    88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
    92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
    88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
    88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
    87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
    12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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      Aww link is dead again [emoji30][emoji90]
      Swanny!
      SUCKERS.

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        Think hot dog rotation.

        Yea, I didn't need to click it either.
        No E30 Club
        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
        Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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          Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
          i love you man!




          really? personally, i think she looks better(as to say less skanky) than the chick supermansocks posted a couple of weeks ago.....

          besides......she's got BIG(as in huge) tits. i think she gets a extra third of a point just for being canadian.

          with that said, she ain't butthole lickin' material but she is probably worth a 3 way. giggity!
          Let me stress that I had no intention or desire to smash that. Maybe with a bat to make her prettier, but not with my penis...
          88 325i Cabrio
          04 Neon SRT-4

          Originally posted by MrBurgundy
          If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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            Originally posted by supermansocks95 View Post
            Let me stress that I had no intention or desire to smash that. Maybe with a bat to make her prettier, but not with my penis...
            You have strange standards if she's not good enough looking for you, of course, you did just suggest that you'd want to beat someone with a bat just because of the way they look.

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              I'm now commuting 200 miles day, almost down to the tenth. Started yesterday when I was transferred to another facility for lifecycle maintenance.


              I can't wait to move.
              No E30 Club
              Originally posted by MrBurgundy
              Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                Originally posted by roguetoaster View Post
                You have strange standards if she's not good enough looking for you, of course, you did just suggest that you'd want to beat someone with a bat just because of the way they look.
                Let's not get into what I do on my free time. That being said, I meant the girl in the pic that I posted a couple of pages ago.
                88 325i Cabrio
                04 Neon SRT-4

                Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                  Originally posted by supermansocks95 View Post
                  Let's not get into what I do on my free time. That being said, I meant the girl in the pic that I posted a couple of pages ago.
                  ...and he sticks the landing!

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                    Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0 View Post
                    I'm now commuting 200 miles day, almost down to the tenth. Started yesterday when I was transferred to another facility for lifecycle maintenance.


                    I can't wait to move.
                    1.Quit job
                    2.Get job closer to home
                    3.Make sure it is a Wendy's
                    4.Give us free food
                    5.Happy R3v
                    88 325i Cabrio
                    04 Neon SRT-4

                    Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                    If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                      Originally posted by supermansocks95 View Post
                      1.Quit job
                      2.Get job closer to home
                      3.Make sure it is a Wendy's
                      4.Give us free food
                      5.Happy R3v
                      6. R3v goes home
                      7. R3v picks a good magazine to read
                      8. R3v spends all of its time on the toilet jettisoning diarrhea

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                        Originally posted by Dozyproductions View Post
                        6. R3v goes home
                        7. R3v picks a good magazine to read
                        8. R3v spends all of its time on the toilet jettisoning diarrhea
                        So.... back to 5?
                        88 325i Cabrio
                        04 Neon SRT-4

                        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                        If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                          Originally posted by supermansocks95 View Post
                          So.... back to 5?
                          to a glorious 5.

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                            The bittersweet moment of beginning to pull parts off your car to sell. Using the money to buy a new laptop for school. So I don't feel too bad about it lol. Plus getting rid of this one gives me the space to get a new toy. And thanks to Exodus, it looks like it'll end up being an S4.

                            Sent from my HTC One A9 using Tapatalk
                            Originally posted by flyboyx
                            how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                            Originally posted by Northern
                            beer is my new liver cleanse.

                            Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                            Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                            Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                            '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                            Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                              the e30 touring episode of wheeler dealers is on velocity right now. i don't know what year this show was produced, but that touring for 950 british pound was one hell of a good deal.
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                              Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                              88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                              92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                              88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                              88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                              87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                              12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                                Quitting job in two weeks from tomorrow to go back to school. Pretty stressful giving up a half decent job to be poor as fuck for 4 years. No plan, no real money, mortgage, car payment, etc.
                                Originally posted by priapism
                                My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                                Originally posted by shameson
                                Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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