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      goddamn it!!! fucking vegas!!! you will have to forgive me and my profanity at this point because as i am writing this i am still a bit drunk.

      tonight i have another overnight on the strip as i pretty much do almost every week. i have a nice crew but unfortunately they are lame as hell. we landed around 10pm and arrived at the hotel around 10:45 pacific time. i wanted to go out an have a few drinks but my compadres are lame and wanted to go up to their rooms and hit the sack. fuck it! as a result of this, about 30% of the time, i wind up hanging out all by myself. i went over to the MGM and sat in front of one of those poker machines at the bar. the cool thing about vegas is that you can sit there and play 25 cent poker/blackjack all night with a 20.00 dollar bill and get fed as many free drinks as you can suck down. around midnight or so, i am sitting at one of these machines and chatting socially with the people sitting on both sides of me. to my left is a retired couple who are traveling the country in their class A motorhome. to my right is some chick who spends a lot of time on a road bike and does lots of bike races in the southwestern usa. about the time i start sucking down my third complimentary jim and coke, the lady on my right gets up and wanders off. 15 minutes later, the old couple also bids their adieu. at some point i realize i am sitting there alone. i really don't care.

      pretty soon, along comes 4 rather flaming guys. they are all lispy as hell. they seem inebriated but they are joking around and having a good time. 3 of them are probably in their early 30's and the last one is perhaps in his late 50's or early 60's. the fat, old, bearded guy sits down next to me and starts up a conversation. he is obviously hitting on me but i don't really give a shit because i am on a heater and probably up 30 bucks from the original 20 i put in the machine. i am doing my best to ignore the guy but still be more or less polite. after a couple minutes of conversation, he has the audacity to ask me if i have ever had sex with a man. my response is "fuck no! as you can see by the wedding ring i am wearing, i like holes, not poles!" i am really hoping against all odds that this guy will get the hint and get lost. nope. a little while later he asks me if i might be open to receiving a blow job from a man? me: "fuck no! please refer to answer #1" apparently he still doesn't get the hint because he is still sitting there. fuck. i am trying so damn hard to ignore this guy.

      please allow me to digress from the story for a moment to say that i have always been of the opinion of myself that nothing offends me. I've been in the airline industry for a long time. i been around male flight attendants for years and i have seen and heard a lot of shit. much of it the kind of stuff you can unfortunately never unsee.

      i have to say that before tonight, i never realized that i had a line that someone could cross that would actually offend me. well....whatever this arbitrary position i held used to be, i have to say that it just got blown out of the water!

      holy fucking shit! apparently, my responses to this guy's conversation were not to his liking or at least they must not of had the effect he was looking for. pretty soon this guy turns to me and he says: "you know what i want to do right now?" i say: "i'm actually afraid to ask but i bet you will probably tell me anyway"

      this fucking fucker actually says to me that he wants to take me upstairs to his room, rip off all my clothes, bend me over the bed, and eat out my asshole!

      what the fucking fuck??????!!!!!! jesus fucking fuck that is so fucking gross i can't even think straight right now. fuck!!!

      there is a little button on the machine that says: "cash out". i hit that button so hard as fast as i could because i wanted to get the hell out of there. wouldn't you fucking know it that the goddamn machine picks this moment to run out of paper. it flashes on the screen that i need to call the attendant to come fix it. FUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!! i probably would have just got up and walked off but the damn thing had almost 55 dollars in it. at this point, turn to the guy and i tell him: "dude! you need to get the fuck out of here before i punch you in the face!" the bartender walks over and asks me if he can be of assistance. i tell him what this asshole said to me. within 40 seconds, there are 2 bouncers there to escort the guy out of the casino.

      i'm back in my hotel room now and i am happy to report that i made it here without having to compromise my butthole. i feel so filthy dirty that when i finish typing this shit, i am going to jump in the shower.

      fffuuuuuuuucccckkkkk!!!!!
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        What happens in Vegas does not always stay in Vegas!

        lol

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          Huh, you got offended?

          I'd normally expect you to offend him, and make him b**ch about it on whatever forum he is on.

          Must be getting old, I guess!!
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            Yea i would of just stood up and punched him square in the face and spent an night in the vegas jail. I don't play with that gay shit hell no.


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              Swanny!
              SUCKERS.

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                Originally posted by Hooffenstein HD View Post
                Timing chain failures
                Piston slap/oil consumption
                Turbo failures
                DSG DiSinteGrations
                intake manifold flaps

                I can't think of any other manufacturers that consistently need complete engine replacements at less than 100,000km but okay, keep drinking that Kool Aid.
                Over the two GTI's I owned, I put a total of 290k km's on them and never had one engine issue. Likewise with my parents Tiguan, my brothers (multiple) Audi's and my girlfriend Jetta. None of us have had a single issue with them at all.

                Most of the issues I noticed people were having with them were modified or tuned, I was completely stock on both GTI's.
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                  Why are you so butthurt about this?

                  Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                  goddamn it!!! fucking vegas!!! you will have to forgive me and my profanity at this point because as i am writing this i am still a bit drunk.

                  tonight i have another overnight on the strip as i pretty much do almost every week. i have a nice crew but unfortunately they are lame as hell. we landed around 10pm and arrived at the hotel around 10:45 pacific time. i wanted to go out an have a few drinks but my compadres are lame and wanted to go up to their rooms and hit the sack. fuck it! as a result of this, about 30% of the time, i wind up hanging out all by myself. i went over to the MGM and sat in front of one of those poker machines at the bar. the cool thing about vegas is that you can sit there and play 25 cent poker/blackjack all night with a 20.00 dollar bill and get fed as many free drinks as you can suck down. around midnight or so, i am sitting at one of these machines and chatting socially with the people sitting on both sides of me. to my left is a retired couple who are traveling the country in their class A motorhome. to my right is some chick who spends a lot of time on a road bike and does lots of bike races in the southwestern usa. about the time i start sucking down my third complimentary jim and coke, the lady on my right gets up and wanders off. 15 minutes later, the old couple also bids their adieu. at some point i realize i am sitting there alone. i really don't care.

                  pretty soon, along comes 4 rather flaming guys. they are all lispy as hell. they seem inebriated but they are joking around and having a good time. 3 of them are probably in their early 30's and the last one is perhaps in his late 50's or early 60's. the fat, old, bearded guy sits down next to me and starts up a conversation. he is obviously hitting on me but i don't really give a shit because i am on a heater and probably up 30 bucks from the original 20 i put in the machine. i am doing my best to ignore the guy but still be more or less polite. after a couple minutes of conversation, he has the audacity to ask me if i have ever had sex with a man. my response is "fuck no! as you can see by the wedding ring i am wearing, i like holes, not poles!" i am really hoping against all odds that this guy will get the hint and get lost. nope. a little while later he asks me if i might be open to receiving a blow job from a man? me: "fuck no! please refer to answer #1" apparently he still doesn't get the hint because he is still sitting there. fuck. i am trying so damn hard to ignore this guy.

                  please allow me to digress from the story for a moment to say that i have always been of the opinion of myself that nothing offends me. I've been in the airline industry for a long time. i been around male flight attendants for years and i have seen and heard a lot of shit. much of it the kind of stuff you can unfortunately never unsee.

                  i have to say that before tonight, i never realized that i had a line that someone could cross that would actually offend me. well....whatever this arbitrary position i held used to be, i have to say that it just got blown out of the water!

                  holy fucking shit! apparently, my responses to this guy's conversation were not to his liking or at least they must not of had the effect he was looking for. pretty soon this guy turns to me and he says: "you know what i want to do right now?" i say: "i'm actually afraid to ask but i bet you will probably tell me anyway"

                  this fucking fucker actually says to me that he wants to take me upstairs to his room, rip off all my clothes, bend me over the bed, and eat out my asshole!

                  what the fucking fuck??????!!!!!! jesus fucking fuck that is so fucking gross i can't even think straight right now. fuck!!!

                  there is a little button on the machine that says: "cash out". i hit that button so hard as fast as i could because i wanted to get the hell out of there. wouldn't you fucking know it that the goddamn machine picks this moment to run out of paper. it flashes on the screen that i need to call the attendant to come fix it. FUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!! i probably would have just got up and walked off but the damn thing had almost 55 dollars in it. at this point, turn to the guy and i tell him: "dude! you need to get the fuck out of here before i punch you in the face!" the bartender walks over and asks me if he can be of assistance. i tell him what this asshole said to me. within 40 seconds, there are 2 bouncers there to escort the guy out of the casino.

                  i'm back in my hotel room now and i am happy to report that i made it here without having to compromise my butthole. i feel so filthy dirty that when i finish typing this shit, i am going to jump in the shower.

                  fffuuuuuuuucccckkkkk!!!!!
                  Steve • Toronto
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                    Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                    goddamn it!!! fucking vegas!!! you will have to forgive me and my profanity at this point because as i am writing this i am still a bit drunk.

                    tonight i have another overnight on the strip as i pretty much do almost every week. i have a nice crew but unfortunately they are lame as hell. we landed around 10pm and arrived at the hotel around 10:45 pacific time. i wanted to go out an have a few drinks but my compadres are lame and wanted to go up to their rooms and hit the sack. fuck it! as a result of this, about 30% of the time, i wind up hanging out all by myself. i went over to the MGM and sat in front of one of those poker machines at the bar. the cool thing about vegas is that you can sit there and play 25 cent poker/blackjack all night with a 20.00 dollar bill and get fed as many free drinks as you can suck down. around midnight or so, i am sitting at one of these machines and chatting socially with the people sitting on both sides of me. to my left is a retired couple who are traveling the country in their class A motorhome. to my right is some chick who spends a lot of time on a road bike and does lots of bike races in the southwestern usa. about the time i start sucking down my third complimentary jim and coke, the lady on my right gets up and wanders off. 15 minutes later, the old couple also bids their adieu. at some point i realize i am sitting there alone. i really don't care.

                    pretty soon, along comes 4 rather flaming guys. they are all lispy as hell. they seem inebriated but they are joking around and having a good time. 3 of them are probably in their early 30's and the last one is perhaps in his late 50's or early 60's. the fat, old, bearded guy sits down next to me and starts up a conversation. he is obviously hitting on me but i don't really give a shit because i am on a heater and probably up 30 bucks from the original 20 i put in the machine. i am doing my best to ignore the guy but still be more or less polite. after a couple minutes of conversation, he has the audacity to ask me if i have ever had sex with a man. my response is "fuck no! as you can see by the wedding ring i am wearing, i like holes, not poles!" i am really hoping against all odds that this guy will get the hint and get lost. nope. a little while later he asks me if i might be open to receiving a blow job from a man? me: "fuck no! please refer to answer #1" apparently he still doesn't get the hint because he is still sitting there. fuck. i am trying so damn hard to ignore this guy.

                    please allow me to digress from the story for a moment to say that i have always been of the opinion of myself that nothing offends me. I've been in the airline industry for a long time. i been around male flight attendants for years and i have seen and heard a lot of shit. much of it the kind of stuff you can unfortunately never unsee.

                    i have to say that before tonight, i never realized that i had a line that someone could cross that would actually offend me. well....whatever this arbitrary position i held used to be, i have to say that it just got blown out of the water!

                    holy fucking shit! apparently, my responses to this guy's conversation were not to his liking or at least they must not of had the effect he was looking for. pretty soon this guy turns to me and he says: "you know what i want to do right now?" i say: "i'm actually afraid to ask but i bet you will probably tell me anyway"

                    this fucking fucker actually says to me that he wants to take me upstairs to his room, rip off all my clothes, bend me over the bed, and eat out my asshole!

                    what the fucking fuck??????!!!!!! jesus fucking fuck that is so fucking gross i can't even think straight right now. fuck!!!

                    there is a little button on the machine that says: "cash out". i hit that button so hard as fast as i could because i wanted to get the hell out of there. wouldn't you fucking know it that the goddamn machine picks this moment to run out of paper. it flashes on the screen that i need to call the attendant to come fix it. FUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!! i probably would have just got up and walked off but the damn thing had almost 55 dollars in it. at this point, turn to the guy and i tell him: "dude! you need to get the fuck out of here before i punch you in the face!" the bartender walks over and asks me if he can be of assistance. i tell him what this asshole said to me. within 40 seconds, there are 2 bouncers there to escort the guy out of the casino.

                    i'm back in my hotel room now and i am happy to report that i made it here without having to compromise my butthole. i feel so filthy dirty that when i finish typing this shit, i am going to jump in the shower.

                    fffuuuuuuuucccckkkkk!!!!!
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                    Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                      Swanny!
                      SUCKERS.

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                        Originally posted by Powling View Post
                        Why are you so butthurt about this?
                        i don't know man....maybe i was just so completely taken aback or caught off guard.

                        i was thinking that if some dude were to say that to a chick, he would have gotten his ass arrested. the cop probably would have given his baton to the lady to rough the guy up when they go to take a "donut break"

                        maybe because he was so fat and gross and disgusting?

                        hmmm....now that i think about it, why can't ann hathaway walk up to me and say something like that?
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                          Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                            tell him you're a lesbian trapped in a man's body... he'll fuck off after that...
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                              Originally posted by chefpeterlevine View Post
                              tell him you're a lesbian trapped in a man's body... he'll fuck off after that...


                              Everyone has a butthole though
                              Swanny!
                              SUCKERS.

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                                I imagined a super lispy and drunken, " I... I... I'm waaan.. I'm goin eat your azz"

                                haha good stuff, good stuff.
                                Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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