Nonsense Thread

[MrBurgundy]

you need to glue one of these to your asshole, just to be on the safe side. You know, in case things go south. No pun intended.

[Swanny]

I imagined a super lispy and drunken, " I... I... I'm waaan.. I'm goin eat your azz"

haha good stuff, good stuff.

Lispy Rick

[rturbo 930]

I think I would have been more offended by the fact that he thinks that what he did was in any way socially acceptable. Not the first time I've heard of gay dudes acting like that either. Between this sort of thing, and the shit that goes on at pride parades (and why I'll never attend one), it seems like there's a part of the gay community that is totally degenerate.

And yeah, if you were a chick, I'm sure you'd have been asked if you want to press charges. I'd have been uncomfortable as fuck in that situation, bordering on fearing for my safety.

[MrBurgundy]

Okay, game over for my neighbors. It's been what, two days since my landlord talked to them? I walk up to the planter and found a shit load of cigs after the maintenance guy cleaned up last weekend. Not fucking cool. He slaved away in the heat to clean up after some grown ass men.

This week will consist of collecting cigs and kindly returning them to their door step. Next week they'll start going into the mail slot. Third week someone dies.


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[Stanley Rockafella]

This thing has zero creature comforts. More road noise than I've ever experienced on a car before, no AC/power windows/locks/cruise is annoying on a car that's so "new".

hmm, I agree in your situation. Doing without those features on a newer car would suck!

On my Focus with 100k miles everything works incl the a/c, keyless, PW/PDL/ stereo, heated seats and mirrors etc. It's also automagic so city traffic is a breeze esp.in the summer months with tinted windows.

Terribly underrated yet dependable as anything Jap/German.
Still looking fwd to the SVT and H&R suspension upgrade this summer.:pimp:

[Stanley Rockafella]

A while ago my GF and I were yelled at by a gay man. He shouted "get out of here you hetero's! we dont' want you in our part of town!". I just laughed...what a fool, this was a Saturday morning on the way back from the gym so he was probably still sauced from the night before.

true story

It should be mentioned that I live in the gay capital of western Canada, in the largest concentrated neighborhood of LGBT. Rent and properties is sky high and nobody can afford to buy unless your making at least 100k/year (I sure ain't). It's been mentioned in recent news, that the LGBT community feels threatened that more hetero couples and singles have been moving into the area. I honestly don't blame them but then again, it's the freakin nicest part of western Canada. No wonder everyone wants to live there! I live literally steps from Stanley Park.

[MrBurgundy]

hypocrisy at its finest.


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[ThatOneEuroE30]

Fingers crossed your landlord threatens eviction.

[MrBurgundy]

Fingers crossed your landlord threatens eviction.

Me too. They ended up kicking all those butts right off the curb. FUCK.

[Exodus_2pt0]

me too. They ended up kicking all those butts right off the curb. Fuck.

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[Northern]

hmm, I agree in your situation. Doing without those features on a newer car would suck!

On my Focus with 100k miles everything works incl the a/c, keyless, PW/PDL/ stereo, heated seats and mirrors etc. It's also automagic so city traffic is a breeze esp.in the summer months with tinted windows.

Terribly underrated yet dependable as anything Jap/German.
Still looking fwd to the SVT and H&R suspension upgrade this summer.:pimp:

The only good thing this car has going for it is the engine/drivetrain. The 2.0L Mazda "L"/Ford Duratec engine is pretty peppy, and the 5 speed (while it loves to grind second) gives me something to do with my hand/foot to keep me entertained.

If it were auto, I honestly might've plowed it into a tree long ago.


It also started to make some weird clutch or CV pop/click/clunk/vibration on Thursday after my Brother-In-Law took the recycling back. Not quite sure what the hell happened, but I guess I know what I'm doing this weekend.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Posted to a local car group. Anyone else feel like thats a sketchy ass dyno setup?

[rturbo 930]

Not really? As long as the car is strapped down properly, I don't see the problem. I don't see it as being any different than those dyno trailers you see at shows.

[MrBurgundy]

redrum

;d

[Northern]

"Why would you drive a manual when automatics are faster?"

is the same thing as:

"Why drink nice wine? Prince Igor gets you drunk faster!"