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  • flyboyx
    R3V OG
    • Sep 2008
    • 8371

    #4351
    Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella
    1984 Renault R5 Turbo for sale.
    Low mileage too

    https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/...290575204.html
    Nonsense!!!!
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    Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

    88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
    92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
    88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
    88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
    87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
    12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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    • flyboyx
      R3V OG
      • Sep 2008
      • 8371

      #4352
      Getting pretty boring around here.....time for a bedtime story......anyone?????? Bueller?
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      Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

      88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
      92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
      88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
      88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
      87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
      12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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      • TeXJ
        E30 Mastermind
        • Apr 2010
        • 1914

        #4353
        Today I started to work Saturdays... Tuesday-Saturday...yay me...
        1990 325is
        m52b28
        3.73lsd
        g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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        • roguetoaster
          R3V OG
          • Jan 2012
          • 7742

          #4354
          Originally posted by TeXJ
          Today I started to work Saturdays... Tuesday-Saturday...yay me...
          Well, now you can go shopping with all of the bored housewives on Monday.

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          • TeXJ
            E30 Mastermind
            • Apr 2010
            • 1914

            #4355
            Originally posted by roguetoaster
            Well, now you can go shopping with all of the bored housewives on Monday.
            haha
            1990 325is
            m52b28
            3.73lsd
            g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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            • mrsleeve
              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
              • Mar 2005
              • 16385

              #4356
              Originally posted by TeXJ
              Today I started to work Saturdays... Tuesday-Saturday...yay me...
              I have not had an actual day off other than labor day in over a month.......
              Originally posted by Fusion
              If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
              The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


              The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

              Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
              William Pitt-

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              • HennaE30
                E30 Mastermind
                • Apr 2014
                • 1965

                #4357
                Nonsense Thread

                Originally posted by TeXJ
                Today I started to work Saturdays... Tuesday-Saturday...yay me...


                I currently work Monday-Saturday 7am-3:30pm. Coworkers were telling me they haven't had a Saturday off since 4th of July

                My brother in law works Tuesday-Saturday 12-8:30pm. He says he actually really doesn't mind it at all. My sister goes to school/work all Monday, so he's got the entire day to himself.

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                Originally posted by flyboyx
                how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                Originally posted by Northern
                beer is my new liver cleanse.

                Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                • MrBurgundy
                  R3V Elite
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 5291

                  #4358
                  Story time?


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                  Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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                  • 15Michaeljoseph
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 1693

                    #4359
                    Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                    Story time?


                    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
                    A man who was selling his car was talking to a friend.
                    "I don't know how I'm going to sell this car... It's got 210,000 miles on it", says the man.
                    The friend replies, "I know a mechanic you can toss a hundred bucks to who will roll back the odometer, then you'll have way better luck selling it... I bet by next week, it'll be sold!"
                    So the man goes to the mechanic, and pays to have his odometer rolled back.
                    A few weeks later, the friend sees the man driving around in the same car. "Hey, I heard you went to that mechanic, how come you haven't sold the car yet?"

                    "Sell the car!?" The man exclaims, "It's only got 10,000 miles on it!"


                    The end.

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                    Last edited by 15Michaeljoseph; 09-17-2017, 05:33 AM.
                    (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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                    • IceWhite
                      E30 Modder
                      • Jan 2015
                      • 945

                      #4360
                      ^the lucky b@st@!d
                      1990 325i
                      2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                      • ThatOneEuroE30
                        R3V OG
                        • Dec 2013
                        • 8626

                        #4361
                        I love getting sent defective parts. Put in a new radiator and started bleeding cooling system only for it to start leaking from the seam on the end tank....



                        1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                        1991 318i 4dr slick top


                        Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                        Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                        Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                        Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                        • TeXJ
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 1914

                          #4362
                          Originally posted by mrsleeve
                          I have not had an actual day off other than labor day in over a month.......



                          Originally posted by HennaE30
                          I currently work Monday-Saturday 7am-3:30pm. Coworkers were telling me they haven't had a Saturday off since 4th of July

                          My brother in law works Tuesday-Saturday 12-8:30pm. He says he actually really doesn't mind it at all. My sister goes to school/work all Monday, so he's got the entire day to himself.

                          Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                          Dang, for the both of ya. Perspective always helps.
                          1990 325is
                          m52b28
                          3.73lsd
                          g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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                          • Vincent Brick
                            E30 Modder
                            • Feb 2013
                            • 879

                            #4363
                            I am on the other end of that spectrum, excited I got to work 4 days last week, even though only one day was longer than 5 hours. I haven't been able to find full time, on-the-books work in almost a decade.

                            But yesterday I was drunk as fuck with my feet in the ocean watching the sunset and someone brought me cake. That was nice.
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                            1991 325i Sport - Calypsorot Metallic - DAILY DRIVEN

                            WTB in SoCal: 8"/10" Lukebox, leather Sport steering wheel, 60L MotoMeter fuel gauge, Thule/Yakima roof rack

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                            • mrsleeve
                              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 16385

                              #4364
                              Originally posted by HennaE30
                              I currently work Monday-Saturday 7am-3:30pm. Coworkers were telling me they haven't had a Saturday off since 4th of July

                              My brother in law works Tuesday-Saturday 12-8:30pm. He says he actually really doesn't mind it at all. My sister goes to school/work all Monday, so he's got the entire day to himself.

                              Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
                              I would not know what to do with all the free time I would have on my hands working 8 hours a day, I am at the office before 6am, and normally I am in the field by 830ish after herding all the cats through the office and cleaning up all the paper work messes they make. Then get to work till someplace about dark, and then do my paper work for the day for at least an hour, for free on this job, God this is one of the worst jobs I have been thrown into in a long time..... Come to think of it, the last one that was this crappy was the last time I was working around this particular construction contractor............ Never again, will I work around this contractor, I will starve to death 1st .

                              Sorry for the bitch fest just needed to vent a little bit
                              Originally posted by Fusion
                              If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                              The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                              The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                              Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                              William Pitt-

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                              • flyboyx
                                R3V OG
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 8371

                                #4365
                                sometimes its good to get it off your chest.
                                sigpic
                                Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                                88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                                92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                                88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                                88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                                87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                                12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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