Nonsense Thread

[MrBurgundy]

Nonsense Thread

It's...... a..... shittier vagina!

Buh bum--tshhhhhhhh

Also, it's not necessarily playing hard to get, but more like, acting like she's nothing special because there are a million other chicks out there like her--even though to you, she is. Also, confidence is key. Not it asking her out, but in everything you say and do.

Trust me bro, this is the best approach to getting women to chase your ass instead of the other way around.

That's why guys always say, "women always seem more into me while I'm in a relationship." It's because you're doing what I said and you don't even know it. You have the "taken mans confidence" and the "I don't give a shit attitude," because you're already smashing.

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[Todd Black 88]

Lmao yea exactly. Especially considering she's not really that hot. Apparently she is catholic and that's why she won't fuck him, but I'd be like "fine, you want to keep your virginity for marriage, but there's nothing in the Bible about anal."

The dude is 22. He's already missed out on the time period that should include the most sex of his life lol.


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In my day, we convinced all the catholic girls anal was OK before marriage.
We called it the poophole loophole.

[MrBurgundy]

In my day, we convinced all the catholic girls anal was OK before marriage.

We called it the poophole loophole.

lol that's a good one

[MR E30 325is]

^^ That is an excellent one

[2mAn]

In my day, we convinced all the catholic girls anal was OK before marriage.
We called it the poophole loophole.

but really... its overrated

[MR E30 325is]

but really... its overrated

Amen.

I remember it like it was yesterday.

*shivers

[flyboyx]

everybody has to try it once.

[2mAn]

everybody has to try it once.

I agree with this. As well as trying all the flavors of women under the sun.

[MrBurgundy]

Its just a sexual novelty.

My biology teacher in high school always told us, "its and exit, not an entrance." ha ha

[2mAn]

Exactly and the mouth is an entrance that has a tongue inside. haha

[MrBurgundy]

lol

Have you guys ever had a painful BJ? Or just have a funny sex story? I feel like some of you funkers have some good ones.

I'll start..

Years ago I was at a friends party and I got a little too messed up, so I went to go crash up stairs in this room that had bunk beds. The child inside of me wanted the top bunk, so I climb up there and pass out. I wake up to the bunk bed violently shaking and my drunk ass thought it was an earthquake, but it wasn't. Soon after I wake up, I hear this chick say, "stick it in my butt." Then I started to yell down there that I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP! It didn't stop them, and I realize that its one of my friends down there, so I was like whatever, I'm going back to sleep, there's no where else to sleep in this house.

This chick was insane, after she was like, "stick it in my butt" she demanded my friend to slap her haha. I heard him do this light slap, and she wasn't having it. She was then like, "SLAP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in this fucking demonic voice haha! Then, I pass out and wake up to this scene that looks like something out of Saw or something. This girl was on her period and there was blood everywhere. It was the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[2mAn]

I had an Ex that always wanted me to choke her...

[MR E30 325is]

Give me a minute to type this up, I have a fucking doozy.

[2mAn]

Give me a minute to type this up, I have a fucking doozy.

:popcorn:

[MrBurgundy]

Give me a minute to type this up, I have a fucking doozy.

Yassssss


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