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    His father would 100% regret letting me be his social mentor
    Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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      Nothing better for breaking the social anxiety than a good night of roofies, pegging and Taco Bell.

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        Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
        His father would 100% regret letting me be his social mentor


        Gonna teach him to get sloppy drunk and go out with a girl who like to Pegg and end up on the side of the rod in Anaheim not know if you got raped the night before.

        Thats a hell of a mentor lol. Please be my mentor I’m serious....


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          You could be be doing this kid a big favor. Maybe he wants a rubber strap on in his bum.

          Or if he gets one and doesn’t like it, his dad will never bother you again.

          Win, win.


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          Sounds like you need a massage.
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            The best mentors are often the "worst" people. Even if they can't teach you how to tie your shoes they sure can teach you what not to do.

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              Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
              His father would 100% regret letting me be his social mentor
              The next time I have an overnight in lax, I’m calling your ass to see if you are available to go have a beer or two. No pun(pegging) intended.
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                Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                The next time I have an overnight in lax, I’m calling your ass to see if you are available to go have a beer or two. No pun(pegging) intended.
                I'm super down :drink:

                I'll wine and dine you
                Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                  Can I cum too?
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                    You sure the hell can
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                    88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                    92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                    88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                    88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                    87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                    12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                      Ill fly down if you bring the basement dwelling 20 year old, we wear capris, drink strawberry daquri's and cosmos, and have eye liner on. At the end of the night we'll share a banana split

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                        i bought some cbd and idk if i feel it or not.
                        maybe it's relaxing. idk though.

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                          Originally posted by LowR3V'in View Post
                          i bought some cbd and idk if i feel it or not.
                          maybe it's relaxing. idk though.


                          You wont really “feel” anything with cbd. Its the thc you feel.


                          1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                          1991 318i 4dr slick top


                          Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                          Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                          Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                          Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                            Originally posted by LowR3V'in View Post
                            i bought some cbd and idk if i feel it or not.
                            maybe it's relaxing. idk though.
                            What did you buy, the tablets, edible or a rub? My wife has tried them all and I like a rub the best. Actually I just used some today for my neck that is sore as hell. I got the balm with the highest cbd content, and I will say it does work most of the time. The first time i used it i coukdnt turn my neck, then 20 minutes later i could turn it and 75% of fhe pain went away, today it didn't work as well but I did notice some relief. Maybe this time it's deeper in my neck so it's not as effective. Could it be a placebo? Maybe, but I do feel better when I put it on and I'm not pounding pills which I'm not a fan of at all

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                              CBD pills and water work the best for me
                              Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                                Originally posted by Mediumrarechicken View Post
                                Ill fly down if you bring the basement dwelling 20 year old, we wear capris, drink strawberry daquri's and cosmos, and have eye liner on. At the end of the night we'll share a banana split
                                We don't talk anymore unfortunately lol She started to annoy the fuck out of me and she put me in the friend zone, so I told her to fek off. If you're gonna annoy me at least give me a knobby, even an over the pants HJ would suffice

                                I'm sure I can find another equivalent though, because that's the type of women I attract.
                                Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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