Nonsense Thread

[Joe G]

and we need pics this time

Pics of said drink you're dipping your nuts in for her lol

fixed.

[MrBurgundy]

Y'all need jesus

[roguetoaster]

Y'all need jesus

Does Jesus have a hot sister?

[wworm]

id suck a fart out of the lords daughters butt just to say i did

shed probably be hot af too

[LowR3V'in]

idk if i'm maxing out my fuel pump or injectors.

80# siemens & walbro 255 17psi on a camed m30
80% DC @ 6,000 rpms 14.5 afr :o

[flyboyx]

You dawgs

Of course I will

saved for posterity! I'm standing in your corner hoping you pull this off!

may all of your wildest dreams come true!

[E30 Wagen]

15 types of BMW owners:

1) Middle-aged business man who's worked an office job his whole life, never held a wrench, has no patience, is a prick. Typically drives an LCI e90, likely owns a top of the line power washer to clean his driveway with.
2) The broke-ass 20-something on corded tires, wrecks it, keeps driving it anyway because he can't afford to fix it, may or may not have a suspended license and a bag of weed hidden somewhere.
3) The responsible guy that's capable of working on his own car, always helping other people, taste for the classics but doesn't hate on new stuff, all around good dude.
4) The track-obsessed guy that is always modifying his car until eventually it can only be trailered on public streets.
5) The 65 year old original owner of an E34, which he's had serviced at the same dealer since new in 1990.
6) The hoarder with like 9 cars in his driveway/yard.
7) The 17 year old in his "classic" E46 who's considering starting a youtube channel to document his exhaust upgrade.
8) Female realtor on the phone in her X5. Edit: any type of female really.
9) Stanceworks euro hipster fashionistas.
10) The Chinese foreign exchange student in a new ///M.
11) 'Murican muscle redneck who inexplicably owns a BMW, of course has plans to LS swap it.
12) Crazy Scandinavian guy with a 12,000 hp boosted M50 that he built himself, stock bottom end.
13) Hoodrich E65 owners.
15) Former e30 owners who sold theirs in like 2003 but still always talk about how they regret it.

bonus: z3 owners

[MrBurgundy]

Lol@ number 12


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[2mAn]

15 types of BMW owners...

pretty accurate

[TeXJ]

I'm some of #3 and #11 haha

[roguetoaster]

I'd like a #3, hold the disdain for modern automobiles.

[SOneThreeCoupe]

I'm #4 and #15. I took my 240 off the street back in 2012 when it got a bit much.

But I bought another e30 so I'd stop bitchin' about selling mine. I still regret selling my M3/2/5 though.

[2mAn]

#3 & #4 But that’s why I have the Datsun

[agent]

#3 & #4, but that’s why I have two E30s

[LowR3V'in]

i am both 3 and 12 at the same time