Date a Porn star,Could you do it?

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  • Andrew325is
    E30 Fanatic
    • Jan 2008
    • 1201

    #136
    To the original poster: How much do you care about this porn star? She may have been a nice girl (or boy) who once fell in love and then was badly hurt. After that she felt she couldn't ever trust another man and during her time of pain darkness overcame her and turned her into one of Satan's sluts. She can be brought back but it will take a serious commitment from you. Can you show her you care? Can you show her you love her? And don't underestimate the power of the dark side. It will be difficult not to get pulled in yourself.
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    • Exodus_2pt0
      R3V Elite
      • Dec 2011
      • 5943

      #137
      ^ No.

      You cannot save someone, the only person who can save anyone is themselves. I wasted 2 years trying to "help" another person, it was time well wasted.
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      • long tall eta
        E30 Mastermind
        • Jul 2010
        • 1536

        #138
        civics are sin, not dateing a porn star.
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        • mcr_driver
          R3V Elite
          • Mar 2009
          • 4491

          #139
          Depends on a number of factors. But realistically if she wasn't quiting her job then no. But i would bang the hell out of her hotdog in the hallway and all.

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          • Xat1cZ
            R3VLimited
            • Jan 2012
            • 2020

            #140
            Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0
            ^ No.

            You cannot save someone, the only person who can save anyone is themselves. I wasted 2 years trying to "help" another person, it was time well wasted.
            You have never watched "Pretty Woman" have you?... HAVE YOU!!?
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            • Redfox
              E30 Modder
              • Jan 2011
              • 834

              #141
              Originally posted by Xat1cZ
              You have never watched "Pretty Woman" have you?... HAVE YOU!!?
              Poor Edward. She must have been so loose.

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              • Cabriolet
                R3V OG
                • Apr 2010
                • 9620

                #142
                Originally posted by Redfox
                Poor Edward. She must have been so loose.
                or maybe she wasnt afraid of the 6" or larger line
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                • Redfox
                  E30 Modder
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 834

                  #143
                  Originally posted by Cabriolet
                  or maybe she wasnt afraid of the 6" or larger line

                  Sure, if you like your vagina bleeding and tearing.

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                  • Xat1cZ
                    R3VLimited
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 2020

                    #144
                    Originally posted by Redfox
                    Poor Edward. She must have been so loose.
                    Oddly enough, that's what I was thinking too, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
                    ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future

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                    • Holland
                      R3V OG
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 7176

                      #145
                      This thread is amusing.
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                      • Farbin Kaiber
                        Lil' Puppet
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 29502

                        #146
                        Originally posted by Redfox
                        Sure, if you like your vagina bleeding and tearing.
                        Sounds like someone does not know how to use their vagina, or has issues with self lubrication.

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                        • Cletonius
                          R3VLimited
                          • Oct 2010
                          • 2809

                          #147
                          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                          Sounds like someone does not know how to use their vagina, or has issues with self lubrication.
                          That's why lubes were created.

                          It's amazing what a good lube can do
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                          • Farbin Kaiber
                            Lil' Puppet
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 29502

                            #148
                            It's even more amazing what turning her on first can do.

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                            • Cletonius
                              R3VLimited
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 2809

                              #149
                              Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                              It's even more amazing what turning her on first can do.
                              True story.

                              Bring a couple towels.
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                              • Redfox
                                E30 Modder
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 834

                                #150
                                Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                                Sounds like someone does not know how to use their vagina, or has issues with self lubrication.

                                No, it's called not fucking everyone and their mother.

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