What would you do for $5,000,000.00?

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  • lambo
    Captain Scene Points
    • Feb 2010
    • 10953
    #16
    I would pork F34R's mom.

    Appalling? Yes. Worth it? Maybe.

    Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
    Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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      • flyboyx
        R3V OG
        • Sep 2008
        • 8371
        #17
        Originally posted by alB5
        get fucked by a goat on national television?

        absolutely not! i have morals and standards for gods sake! i am doing the fucking or the deal is OFF! well....maybe if the goat washes his dick first, i might think about it..... i mean....5 million-duh!
        Last edited by flyboyx; 10-23-2013, 05:52 PM.
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          • mrsleeve
            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
            • Mar 2005
            • 16385
            #18
            WORK .................................. of course
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              • dannyyisntt
                No R3VLimiter
                • Sep 2008
                • 3141
                #19
                I'd do two chicks at the same time, man. Two chicks.
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                  • Vtec?lol
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 3278
                    #20
                    Swallow...




                    ..... all of it.

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                      • Farbin Kaiber
                        Lil' Puppet
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 29502
                        #21
                        Straight porn.

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                          • Pantless Spency
                            It's McRib time!!!
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 7284
                            #22
                            Originally posted by F34R
                            Reading...it eludes you.

                            "What would you do for $5,000,000.00?"

                            I would kill someone and section their body into pieces and eat the carcass.
                            you have issues.

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                              • Dj Buttchug
                                R3V OG
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 7633
                                #23
                                id probably kill someone for 5 mill


                                srs


                                buttchug is hitman

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                                  • Roysneon
                                    R3V Elite
                                    • Apr 2010
                                    • 4505
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by Pantless Spency
                                    you have issues.
                                    Price list:

                                    Humans-$5mil
                                    Cats-free
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                                      • willworkfore30s
                                        E30 Enthusiast
                                        • Aug 2011
                                        • 1090
                                        #25
                                        ^^^^ YES. I would probably pay 5mil if I could have a license to walk around with Rick Grimes' 44 magnum and blast every cat I see with no legal repercussions.
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                                          • Sea Aych
                                            Mod Crazy
                                            • Apr 2013
                                            • 763
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by alB5
                                            get fucked by a goat on national television?
                                            there MUST be other options lol
                                            1988 Atlantisblau Euro/Japanese 325i Cabriolet
                                            1989 Schwartz 325i - now M50 powered! - now very dead
                                            1998 Toyota 4Runner Limited
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                                              • ST1G
                                                R3V OG
                                                • Oct 2012
                                                • 6689
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                                                Straight porn.
                                                lulz.

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                                                  • F34R
                                                    sLaughter
                                                    • May 2009
                                                    • 12385
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by Pantless Spency
                                                    you have issues.
                                                    Hunger is not one of them.
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                                                      • gtdragon980
                                                        E30 Mastermind
                                                        • Jun 2008
                                                        • 1808
                                                        #29
                                                        anything really.

                                                        Edit: Now that I think about it. There's a lot I wouldn't do for $5mil.

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                                                        Originally posted by scabzzzz
                                                        I stand up, pull my dick out, and asked my gf to give me some noggin... Well, she starts laughing at me and I freaked out and ran off and locked myself in a bedroom.
                                                        1989 325i - Project/weekend driver
                                                        2002 325i - DD
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                                                          • CabbE30
                                                            R3VLimited
                                                            • Aug 2009
                                                            • 2358
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by F34R
                                                            Reading...it eludes you.

                                                            "What would you do for $5,000,000.00?"


                                                            I would run square headlights on my e30 for $5 mil.

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