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    #16
    I would pork F34R's mom.

    Appalling? Yes. Worth it? Maybe.

    Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
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      #17
      Originally posted by alB5 View Post
      get fucked by a goat on national television?

      absolutely not! i have morals and standards for gods sake! i am doing the fucking or the deal is OFF! well....maybe if the goat washes his dick first, i might think about it..... i mean....5 million-duh!
      Last edited by flyboyx; 10-23-2013, 06:52 PM.
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        #18
        WORK .................................. of course
        Originally posted by Fusion
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          #19
          I'd do two chicks at the same time, man. Two chicks.
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            #20
            Swallow...




            ..... all of it.

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              #21
              Straight porn.

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                #22
                Originally posted by F34R View Post
                Reading...it eludes you.

                "What would you do for $5,000,000.00?"

                I would kill someone and section their body into pieces and eat the carcass.
                you have issues.

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                  #23
                  id probably kill someone for 5 mill


                  srs


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                    #24
                    Originally posted by Pantless Spency View Post
                    you have issues.
                    Price list:

                    Humans-$5mil
                    Cats-free
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                      #25
                      ^^^^ YES. I would probably pay 5mil if I could have a license to walk around with Rick Grimes' 44 magnum and blast every cat I see with no legal repercussions.
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                        #26
                        Originally posted by alB5 View Post
                        get fucked by a goat on national television?
                        there MUST be other options lol
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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
                          Straight porn.
                          lulz.

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Pantless Spency View Post
                            you have issues.
                            Hunger is not one of them.
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                              #29
                              anything really.

                              Edit: Now that I think about it. There's a lot I wouldn't do for $5mil.

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                              Originally posted by scabzzzz
                              I stand up, pull my dick out, and asked my gf to give me some noggin... Well, she starts laughing at me and I freaked out and ran off and locked myself in a bedroom.
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                                #30
                                Originally posted by F34R View Post
                                Reading...it eludes you.

                                "What would you do for $5,000,000.00?"


                                I would run square headlights on my e30 for $5 mil.

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