The Official DEAD BABY JOKE Thread (Warning: Reading=NoWhine, STFU)

[mtechnik]

Oh my..

[Garageaholic]

What's more fun than watching a vat of dead babies?

Watching a vat of dead babies with one alive baby on the bottom eating its way to the top.

[stevofthahill]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When

you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?

Making a bong out of it.

[apexede30]

An expecting father is patiently sitting to hear the news about his freshly delivered baby in the hospital waiting room. Suddenly, the doctor rushes in with an amazed look on his face. The doctor yells " OH MY GOD! THE BABY! THE BABY! IT CAN FLY! Its flying all around the room! this is amazing!!!" The father, exited, jumps out of his chair and follows the doctor. Upon arriving at the room, the doctor picks up the baby, and says "WATCH!" as he tosses it out of the 5th story window. 6 seconds later, a horrifying SPLAT is heard. The father, shocked, breaks down into tears on the floor. "HOW COULD YOU KILL MY BABY! YOU KILLED IT!"...All the while, the doctor is in tears laughing his ass off. Suddenly the doctor says "Okay, enough joking around, dont worry about it. I didn't kill your baby!...He died a looong time ago."

[fretburnr]

:rofl: good stuff

[StereoInstaller1]

sicksicksick

wrongwrongwrong

I like it.

[golfdmb18]

Whats the difference between a sack of dead babies and a ferrari?

I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

[jflip2002]

I hate you all, and blame you for the fact that im going to hell for laughing my ass off at all these jokes. Especially the awaiting dad joke...

[Jon325i]

If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, is it still hilarious?

[Jand3rson]

Oh, how I love the dead baby jokes thread.

I thought I was going to Hell for laughing at them before I had my daughter. Is it more wrong now that I still laugh my ass off?

[Lazr111]

How do you get 5 babies out of a bowl?

Tostitos

Best one, IMO. Time to go get the chips...

[fretburnr]

what's better than 5 dead babies in a trash can?

one dead baby in 5 trash cans

[Bill-B]

I hear this site runs on dead babies

[Bimmerboy91]

good bump! i forgot about this thread

still got the pile of dead babies or is there an M3 there now?

[thull]

Chuck Norris eats a baby every time someone posts in this thread