The Official Top Gear Countdown thread

[slammin.e28]

how about this to make your head spin?

With Jeremy Clarkson suspended, here's my vision for an eco-feminist Top Gear

do we have a suicide smiley? we need one

What a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

Edit:

Apparently we can't say C to the U to the N to the muthafuckin' T here.

[ST1G]

[Rib Daddy]

how about this to make your head spin?

With Jeremy Clarkson suspended, here's my vision for an eco-feminist Top Gear

do we have a suicide smiley? we need one

Just what we need... "The View" disguised as a car show. Ugh.

[varg]

Jeremy Clarkson is a blowhard and his opinions are to be taken with a bucketload of salt, but top gear is entertainment TV, not motoring TV, and I don't think it would last long without his apish and outspoken antics, so the suspension is probably just a show of force to placate people who don't like him. Honestly, I think Top Gear jumped the shark a while back, there's too much nonsense now, but I still watch it and it would lose some of its appeal without the old oaf.

[Nesset]

how about this to make your head spin?

With Jeremy Clarkson suspended, here's my vision for an eco-feminist Top Gear

do we have a suicide smiley? we need one

Ratings would take the fattest shit ever for Top Gear if it was that way ahaha

[lambo]

how about this to make your head spin?

With Jeremy Clarkson suspended, here's my vision for an eco-feminist Top Gear

do we have a suicide smiley? we need one

One of the first times I have ever felt physically ill after reading something.

[UlrichFennec]

One of the first times I have ever felt physically ill after reading something.

Let's play a drinking game. For every logical fallacy in that article, take a drink.

For every time you say "go back to tumblr" in your head because of that article, take another drink.

Enjoy your alcohol poisoning.

[mrcheezle19]

how about this to make your head spin?

With Jeremy Clarkson suspended, here's my vision for an eco-feminist Top Gear

do we have a suicide smiley? we need one

I wish all feminist would go to their own planet and fuck themselves.

[roguetoaster]

Let's play a drinking game. For every logical fallacy in that article, take a drink.

For every time you say "go back to tumblr" in your head because of that article, take another drink.

Enjoy your alcohol poisoning.

Brilliant!

What TG really needs to do in the interim is just replace JC with the Stig. He, I mean it, can sit/stand silently and "interview" people, interact with the other hosts by staring, and throw things in a stiglike manner. It would be hilarious for the next couple of episodes, but not forever.

[UlrichFennec]

Brilliant!

What TG really needs to do in the interim is just replace JC with the Stig. He, I mean it, can sit/stand silently and "interview" people, interact with the other hosts by staring, and throw things in a stiglike manner. It would be hilarious for the next couple of episodes, but not forever.

I'm imagining a scenario right now.

James: So, Stiggy. What do you think of the new BMW 2 Series Grand Tourer?

Stig: *Flips the table and punches Hammond in the groin, walking out of the studio in a huff*

[mrcheezle19]

last 2 episodes cancelled...

[mrsleeve]

Wasnt there some call form a similar faction a few years back in the UK, that wanted the govt to force a female presenter onto top gear???

[Herr Faust Schinken]

Wasnt there some call form a similar faction a few years back in the UK, that wanted the govt to force a female presenter onto top gear???

most girls don't like cars lets be honest here; some do, but most can't tell the difference between an Alfa Romeo and a Honda. Why would you try and force something that maybe 1-2% of the people watching would give a shit about.

[Hooffenstein HD]

Because "feminists" are retards that don't understand the hypocrisy of their very own misogynistic agenda.

[Herr Faust Schinken]

Because "feminists" are retards that don't understand the hypocrisy of their very own misogynistic agenda.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblrinaction

its funny but also rage inducing