Have you ever stolen anything?

[LINUS]

When I was a kid I stole everything that wasn't bolted down, and if it was it just took a little longer.

In high school I used to work a car lot where I was the 2nd fastest with a slim jim. Fastest guy there was the lot owner.

Also used to break into the beer delivery trucks parked in front of distributorships to steal beer. One time we found a beer truck on the side of the road, we stole at least 100 cases of Stroh's beer - we filled the bed of a pickup just under level and threw a tarp over it - and came back and did it again!

We weren't the kind of kids other parents liked. At least most of us straightened up after high school.

[MR 325]

Haha, I have a few stories. Not planning to share them though, lol.

Nothing horrible, don't worry. :)

[StereoInstaller1]

I stole 2 skateboards from "Big 5" sporting goods when I was 12.

Not one, but two. At the same time.

Dad caught me. Made me bring them back and apologize.

Beat my ass bad too.

I don't steal anymore.

OP, you need a better Dad.

Luke

[Ray Smoodiver]

I stole a park bench once. Literally.

[JGood]

My buddy once stole the "people" from Sheetz. You know, the big life size aluminum cut-out that they put on the bathroom doors to mark them male or female. It's still hanging in my garage, I'll post a pic later.

I have a weird habit of taking stuff from bars. Signs, glass, Tabasco sauce, whatever. Me and a buddy once stole a lawn chair from an outdoors bar.

Grabbed a cone from a highway once. Also grabbed the 6x8 floor mat from hooters.

I've never gone into a retail "store" and pocketed any products for sale though. The only reason I took the other stuff is because it's funny and I know it won't really mess up the business. I don't steal simply because I don't want to buy something. But, I do realize stealing anything is wrong and I would do the time if caught without bitching.

[KangamangusDriver]

I wonder if any cops troll......

[MikeE30325i]

I wonder if any cops troll......

That would suck, for most people on here. lol

[RobertK]

When I was poor living with my two ex-roommates we used to steal stupid shit like those big outdoor ashtrays from the local Food Lion and whatnot.

One thing we used to that was always fun was we would go to stores like Lowes, Walmart, or Home Depot and buy something that was displayed outside the store. (ie. Christmas Tree, plastic lawn chairs, etc.) Once it was paid for we would go back to my roommate's truck and wait 5-10mins then we would drive tear through the parking lot like a bat out of hell 2 of us would jump out, run and grab the item we just bought. Whoever was driving the truck would yell at us to hurry while we would act like we were stealing them in broad daylight. Once it was loaded up we would jump in the bed of the truck and yell "Drive Motherfucker Drive... GO!" and he would peel out of the parking lot. OMFG it was so fucking funny.

Best time was when we bought a Christmas Tree at Walmart in the middle of prime xmas shopping hours. Instead this time all three of us ran down the parking lot, grabbed the Christmas Tree and started to run with it as fast we could while one of my roommates kept yelling "Oh Shit, Run, Run, Run!" I wish I had a camcorder to have recorded the look on peoples faces. One guy even tried to be a hero and stop us. LOL.

[equate975]

There is a lot of businesses that don't really care or do anything if you steal, I'm sure they have their limits but I have friends that get away with a TON of crap. One of them used to work at a pizza place, one night after the last manager closed up he walked to wal-mart, got a pop, then came back and emptied the safe. He was an idiot though, he paid for the pop with his credit card and left the receipt on top of the safe. It was pretty easy for the cops to figure out who did it, but no one ever pressed charges, he just got fired.

Another buddy works at subway and frequently employees will help themselves to the cash drawer, no one ever gets fired.

There was one genius there though, he took his who paycheck and lost it at the casino. So he came back and emptied subways safe to go gamble with and get his money back, well he lost that too. I think he has court dates now


After working at food places they are by far the easiest places to steal from. All you do is make the food and don't ring it up, take the customers cash and put it in your pocket. Pretty much impossible to trace that unless someone sees you do it. You can't inventory food that well, and if anyone ever said anything you just say you dropped some food or it went bad etc...

[MikeE30325i]

Some kid at subway gives me and my buddy food all the time. he charges us like 1 buck each and he just puts it in his pocket. a hwole huge meal for only 1 dollar. can life get better? i dont think it can.

[equate975]

Some kid at subway gives me and my buddy food all the time. he charges us like 1 buck each and he just puts it in his pocket. a hwole huge meal for only 1 dollar. can life get better? i dont think it can.

Yes, I just get subway for free :)

[nando]

I used to shoplift all the time when I was a kid.. mostly lego sets and model kits. I guess I was good enough at it, because I was never caught. I pretty much grew out of it by the time I was 12 though, and I haven't stolen anything since - it's really not worth the risk when I can just buy it and not worry too much about the money.

[equate975]

When your under 18 and over 65 you are never accountable for your actions :)

I'm going to do so many bad things when I'm old, "I'm sorry ossifer I'm just a confused old man, can you please take me home?"

[MikeE30325i]

When your under 18 and over 65 you are never accountable for your actions :)

I'm going to do so many bad things when I'm old, "I'm sorry ossifer I'm just a confused old man, can you please take me home?"

lol.

i remember when i was like 6, my baby sitters son had gotten this shitty little watch from burger king and i wanted it. so i stole it and hid it in my underwear as i left the house.

as soon as i got homw i ripped it into about 8 different pieces and kept the clock part in my pocket. hid the pieces everywhere.

well the lady called and to make a long story short they found out that i took it. so i had to find all the parts. and the pins that held the watch together were in the garbage can. so i had to dig through the garbage to find the two little pins, all the while my mom was whipping the shit outta my ass.

that was the last time i did any petty theft.

[CleanAzzE30z]

I have a weird habit of taking stuff from bars. Signs, glass, Tabasco sauce, whatever. Me and a buddy once stole a lawn chair from an outdoors bar.

Grabbed a cone from a highway once. Also grabbed the 6x8 floor mat from hooters.

Come to think of it. My wife and I have a collection of signs we take. One of them being the famous "Slow Children At Play" weve got a few cones, one of those upright orange things, SOme other stuff. My mom likes collecting ashtrays with logos on them. Shes fucking good too. When we went to Europe, she pocketed TONS of beer glasses, and when i went this past summer did the same. Ill post pics of them. I had a heavy ass backpack. Lots of little innocent shit ya know?

Mariano