The Official Drunk & Stupid Thread

[Pantless Spency]

im pretty messed up off some jack dagnals.
first time trying it..... not even sober yet and kinda regretting it hahahahahahhaha
wednesday night fuck it!

[Kevinxkrazy]

:drink:

[Pantless Spency]

[kickinindian]

fuck your ex fiancés mom. total win.

I tried lol said me were too much like family

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[Pantless Spency]

meyers rum and coke.
yum yum yum.
pretty messed up :)
but not too messed up.
just the right amount.

[J.Rizo]

Whatta waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesbag.
U fucking pusswads chirping out your filth sounds.

what?

[MattAvino]

Whatta waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesbag.
U fucking pusswads chirping out your filth sounds.

[J.Rizo]

My foannce left me for spme faggor at work yea im pretty fucked ip but havin a blzst!


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fuck your ex fiancés mom. total win.

[kickinindian]

My foannce left me for spme faggor at work yea im pretty fucked ip but havin a blzst!


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[J.Rizo]

in like march i think i was at some house party, my friend joannas house.
i was pretty gone but still coherent.
it was like one and my girl had just got off work so i decided to call her.
relax, it has nothing to do with her.
so as i'm waiting for her to pick up the phone i walk into this side room that i THOUGHT was empty. i sit on the bed and this loud ass groggy voice just goes AHHHH!
i immediately start laughing and stumble outta the room.
i go to joanna and go "jo i think i sat on someone in that room.. "
her jaw drops, theres a moment of silence, then she yells "you sat on my fucking GRANDMA?!".
lol it was even funnier because everyone heard and started busting up, including joanna ahha.

i ended up getting in a dumb fight with my gf that night but retelling that story over and over the next day at school was worth it

[Rsully70sev]

Talk about drunk and stupid lol. I think this is a thread winner...I found out buying a police grade (BACtrack S75 Pro) breathalyzer and bringing it to a party can create some competition.

Winner!



Disclaimer: I in no way condone or encourage excessive alcohol consumption, especially to this (potentially fatal) level. I brought it to personally test it's accuracy and validity against the "rule of thumb" estimations we've all heard before, and to compare my actual results against BAC weight/consumption charts. Before the reprimands come, he's a grown man and can make his own decisions. He surprisingly didn't puke a single time (until the next morning) and was closely watched/monitored after he passed out for his safety. I don't recommend anyone attempting a competition this STUPID.

[RUFFLZ]

felt lightweight sick last night so I downed hella nyquil.
passed out for 13 hrs..the fuck brah

[Dermeister3]

Just won a 10 team beer games olympics with my team. WE DONT FUCK AROUND. WE GO HARD AS FUCK!! WE WIN!!!!

"we're better than you, and we know it." -Juice Crew-

[randomtask37]

that blumpkin pumpkin is too funny. i hope you put that out infront of your house for all the kids to see when they came looking for candy.

[unevolved]

We love you too, Magic Swan.