black names

[Dave]

There are two sides of this.

Right now, I have clients named LaKeisha, LaCresha and LaQuisha.

On the other hand, I once had a client named "Finest Johnson" because his mother saw him when he was born and knew he was the finest baby she had ever seen . . .

I think Alpenis boy is right though. Its a oneupsmanship thing.

And the thought of his white ass with a nubian princess on his arm is really kind of funny.

[Charlie]

There are two sides of this.

Right now, I have clients named LaKeisha, LaCresha and LaQuisha.

What the fuck do you do, file paternity suits against the bengals?

-Charlie

[e304me]

There are two sides of this.

Right now, I have clients named LaKeisha, LaCresha and LaQuisha.

On the other hand, I once had a client named "Finest Johnson" because his mother saw him when he was born and knew he was the finest baby she had ever seen . . .

I think Alpenis boy is right though. Its a oneupsmanship thing.

And the thought of his white ass with a nubian princess on his arm is really kind of funny.

are you a lawyer?

[Ryan Stewart]

What the fuck do you do, file paternity suits against the bengals?

-Charlie

fuck

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golden!


And, Dave, you old fuck, its true. Some dark bitches too. Imagine an irish fucking some skinny black girl. That is the great thing about it, brothers like fat girls so the ones who cant get laid are the ones with the best bodys. These werent the types with the shanehneh names. I couldnt stand the ignorant ones.

I date dark in hopes of my children having the ability to tan. Right now I am nailing a part-injun girl. She spends 5 minutes in the sun and gets 3 shades darker.

[atomic]

" SHEREECE "

[parkerbink]

Dave be the PD. You go Dave!

There was a comic years ago, had a bit about a girl named pajama pronounced pajima. He asked how you spell it & she did he said that is what people sleep in.

[mtechnik]

are you serious??? montel is a piece of shit. hes like maury povich and jerry springer doused in chocolate

Then I need to seriously catch up on his show, cause I really can't phatom seeing fist fights and sreaming paternity results on his show.
I haven;t watched it in a while but that's cause I can't stand the guy.

I date dark in hopes of my children having the ability to tan.

This man speaks honestly. :D


and you want da good hair :razz:

[h0lmes]

Funny fucking thread. I used to work with a guy named Korla. Pretty simple name really. Nobody ever called him the right name though. It would always be Carlos or Corey or Carla. God that guy was an idiot too.

[Ryan Stewart]

and you want da good hair :razz:

That is why they date me.

Seriously, all her friends wanted to talk about was how cute our kids would be or how great their hair will be.

On another note, black chicks give the best head. Having been with plenty and plenty of other races I can call myself an expert on receiving head from all colors of women. Every black girl I have ever dated goes at it like a prize is going to come out.

[mtechnik]

That is why they date me.
You caught on :D. What if you were Cherokee indian, even more so than !!

On another note, black chicks give the best head. Having been with plenty and plenty of other races I can call myself an expert on receiving head from all colors of women. Every black girl I have ever dated goes at it like a prize is going to come out.

Tongue!!-> :p<- Tongue!!!!!! LOL

[Jscotty]

Montel does not have the fist fights yet but he is doing a lot more crying these days. I don't get much time to watch daytime television but in the few times that I have seen his show most recently, he broke down crying to the point where he could barely talk. Every show.. I wonder if he does this on cue or what but it seems like around 40 mintues into the show, he will comment on why he thinks that the guests' situation is bad and then he says, "It's like.. [sobbing]..you are trapped in this world [more severe sobbing] this horrible horrible world and you can't do anything..[sobbing makes his words incomprehendable]..and you can't do anything about it."

Then they cut to one of the guests in the audience. He always has some sort of expert as a panelist sitting on the front row of the audience talking about, "Uh.. yes Montel.. its an awful travesty and our foundation has researched the causes of blah blah blah.."

[blunttech]

Ok Blunster - you need to ditch the daytime TV programs as your preferred choice of background noise. Might I suggest a radio tuned in to an easy listening station or classic hits where you can re-live those days of youth with REO Speedwagon or Styx or Jethro Tull or The Moody Blues. Or....kick down and wire the garage with cable so you don't miss any of your Spice TV :-P

Jon

you are right. i have the garage wired for cable but have never finished it. i have an amp and cd player with 1 cd out there so i listen to the same cd for 3 years now. i have a tv with rabbit ears so i just turn it on while im wrenching and its either montel or the guiding light or some shit. i need a tuner for my amp and i need to finish the wiring for cable. until then i will listen to montel and judge judy and on the weekends its tony little and the veg o matic

[TwoJ's]

My rebuttal: Apple

lol, last quarter I had a teached with the first name Apple. He was a philosopher, and a weird ass.

[mtechnik]

The irony, from the sound of it Montel is the travesty!! muaahaha

[Digitalwave]

I've seen the name Shithead as well, but it was pronounced "Shith-e-ad." Outstanding.