Most embarassing thing you did in your life?

[BingM3]

I was grade 2 in school, had my khaki shorts on at a private school...then I felt something warm, I was so scared what to do, ran into the bathroom, as usual the toilet paper was not enough....so what to do now?

Wiped my ass with my underwear, not enough, then had no choice but to wipe my butt all over the bathroom stall walls...

When I got home that day, there was a smile in my face---seeing either a janitor's face or another student discover my DNA

C'mon now, I know you have worst stories than I do, share them! Past is past and we were young:)

AS YOU CAN SEE I AM BUSY AT WORK:)

[86espowa]

I am busy here at work too. i will try to let a story pour out of my ass..(no pun intended ;-))

I was in fifth grade. there was a girl i thought was a little cutie, and i told a few people i was thinking of asking her out and whatnot. It was the end of the day, and i was waiting for them to call my bus number so i could leave the classroom and go down to my bus. a few kids stayed afterschool to do homework and shit.

So i am waiting, and i see my friends walk over to the girl (whos name was jessica) and start talking to her, and then as i watch i see her look up and point at me and say "He does?" i freaked out, started to leave the classroom out of embarassment that my friends had to ask a girl out for me (even though i would have done it). i start to run and i jump over these kids playing go-gos (little plastic things you flick at each other). i dont make it, my leading foot slips out from under me cause of the damn go-gos, i fall sideways, clock my face off of a table with my cheek and temple, blood in my mouth and for some ungodly reason, i piss all the piss i possibly had all over myself. I mean i just pissed for no reason. wearing tan pants too. I quickly get up and walked out of the class.

The good thing? next day, she asked me out and we dated for a little bit. But it was 5th grade, so no one really cared.

[atomic]

I was grade 2 in school, had my khaki shorts on at a private school...then I felt something warm, I was so scared what to do

Where was the school catholic priest at this time ??? Hmmmmmmmmm.......

[Farbin Kaiber]

I put a diff sytle fill bottle of GL-5 on my nightstand in regards to Blunt's ability to go "ape shit"

[kylebes1]

Each day trumps the last

[hugh jass]

shit my pants at the movies when i was 15

[BingM3]

shit my pants at the movies when i was 15

15 WTF, that is embarassing:)

[JGood]

I was trying to get with this girl when I was probably 16-17. Agreed to go to some church shit as this guys house that she went to every week, just to get some brownie points. Her dad is some church speaker dude. He's doing some prayer shit, and spills the beans that he has some terminal disease. Said girl starts crying and everyone is stunned and shit. I hadn't been feeling well all night. So I'm standing there, and start blacking out. You know, it gets black around the outside of your eyes and you get lightheaded. I heard a crash, and I wake up inside of a coffee table. It fucking hurts. There was a long coffee table with like squares of glass built into the top. I went through one of these glass squares and was jammed in there with shards of glass all around me. It was fucking awesome.

[StereoInstaller1]

What the fuck, did I log in to E30tech?

[JK_E30]

The good thing? next day, she asked me out and we dated for a little bit. But it was 5th grade, so no one really cared.

she still fucking asked you out?

wow...

[Il Duce]

hahahah luke.

[hugh jass]

15 WTF, that is embarassing:)

couldn't hold it man, and the dick working the door wouldn't let me go back in to crap. best part was i had to ride home with my 2 rocker friends in my friend's mom's car with a load in my pants and try to play it off.

[h0lmes]

I have 2 embarassing stories from 4th grade.

I farted during silent reading time and everybody started laughing.

Another time I spilled apple juice on my crotch during lunch and everybody thought I had pissed myself. I swear to god it was apple juice. Not even my teacher believed me.

[BingM3]

Nice to getting everyone more and more each day:)

[blunttech]

this isnt the most embarrassing but it just happened last week and it will do for now. i run a world wide BMW parts conglomerate known as blunt tech industries and as a lead in to this story i will tell you that one of the reasons im so successful is our customer service is second to none. last week i had a hot order shipping to australia and i had picked it up at my confidential parts source, packaged it on site and headed to fedex to drop it off. it was hotter than a motherfucker out and after jumping in my f250 super duty extended cab V10 powered lariat package optioned pick up i cracked a bottle of carbonated water. it promptly overflowed and spilled all over the crotch of my jeans. now im at fed ex and dont know what to do. it seriously looks like i pissed my pants hardcore. the way a drunk homeless bum might piss himself. i can drive home and change (about 10 miles round trip) or say fuck it and just go in and hope nobody sees me. i scope the lot and its fairly deserted. i was more concerned with getting this shipment going so i said fuck it and walked in. as soon as i open the front door to walk in this smokin hot chick is right in front of me and she looks right at my crotch and gets this look on her face like shes going to bust out laughing. i started to say "its just water" but then thought "fuck it" and i just kept walking. it seemed like everyone in the place was looking at me so i dropped it off and bolted. by the time i got home it was nearly dry as it was so hot