No Shave November

[blunttech]

Well, I just assumed you'd be in charge of that, being uniquely equipped to carry out the task.

i think ive seen you on the subway . drunk and pissing your pants having a conversation with yourself

[blunttech]

lol no just stupid bar fights when i was younger

and blunt, he's 56 iirc?

yeah, im 53 but easily pass for 52

[Farbin Kaiber]

i think ive seen you on the subway . drunk and pissing your pants having a conversation with yourself

We've spoken before, and she has assured me that there really is a second person there.

[Optimator]

i think ive seen you on the subway . drunk and pissing your pants having a conversation with yourself

If anyone suffers from incontinence, it's you, Mr. blunt. Tell me, how many times have your posts been interrupted by a strong urge to take a piss, but your enlarged prostrate left you frustrated and unable to fully empty your bladder?

[ColdAccord]

i got rid of the halloween mustache, the beard is almost back to normal



and jam; i think i saw you from afar at the pink yesterday (or friday, maybe. memory isn't my strong point)

[blunttech]

If anyone suffers from incontinence, it's you, Mr. blunt. Tell me, how many times have your posts been interrupted by a strong urge to take a piss, but your enlarged prostrate left you frustrated and unable to fully empty your bladder?

the only thing enlarged down there is my giant mushroom head. proof is the calloused area in the back of your throat from the constant battering like the swat team trying to gain entry to a crack den on COPS.

[Optimator]

The only battering that you will soon be familiar with is the sheer amount of baby batter that I will dump on Biscus when I make my visit to the Northern Command center. I want to hear that little pile of towels yelp as I repeatedly bottom out on his exit hole. Don't worry, I'll bring plenty of squeaky toys and chunks of rawhide to help him forget of the sheer violence of my entry.

[blunttech]

The only battering that you will soon be familiar with is the sheer amount of baby batter that I will dump on Biscus when I make my visit to the Northern Command center. I want to hear that little pile of towels yelp as I repeatedly bottom out on his exit hole. Don't worry, I'll bring plenty of squeaky toys and chunks of rawhide to help him forget of the sheer violence of my entry.

i will fortify biscus's dirty hole and have my wife install a motorized set of dentures to ward off any anal attack. if you do make entrance into his turd chute you will pull out something resembling a stapes bone thats been gnawed on by a rabid dingo

[Optimator]

have my wife install a motorized set of dentures to ward off any anal attack.

How will you eat, then? I don't want you wasting away, snookums.

[myinfernalbmw]

My beard was gangly yesterday before i trimmed it up and it was itching like a motherfucker. Had i know that it was the month to grow that shit out i would have just sucked it up. I will have to try that bit of waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswafflesry, that is cocoa butter, next time.

[Farbin Kaiber]

I just have the burns and a goat. I guess I should let them blend together by thanksgiving.

[blunttech]

I just have the burns and a goat. I guess I should let them blend together by thanksgiving.

id let the goat go. im sure hes seen enough torture at your hands

[blunttech]

How will you eat, then? I don't want you wasting away, snookums.

the same way i always do. i will rest my dinner plate on the top of your cranium. we will eat together. only you will dine on cock

[e30frosh]

I just have the burns and a goat. I guess I should let them blend together by thanksgiving.

I normally rock the burns and a soul patch. The beard is great for winter though. My goal is to get her froze over whilst snowboarding!

[Optimator]

the same way i always do. i will rest my dinner plate on the top of your cranium. we will eat together. only you will dine on cock

This is quite a fantasy. You, eating solid food. And, you, being fellated by another man.

The tumble down to the cold reality of sucking pureed food through a large straw and stroking a mostly useless manhood to UFC on Spike will be exceptionally difficult. I'll be here in case you need a shoulder to cry on.