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  • jflip2002
    R3V Elite
    • Sep 2006
    • 4377

    #76
    I used to see this one girl who loved me. Literally 4'11.5", with DDs. Pretty cute, from Snohomish, WA, but lived in Visalia, which is where I lived. Kinda unspectacular and unspecial. She used to always give me blow jobs while I was watching basketball, since she wanted the dick ( I was a virign, she wasnt). One day enough was enough, and I wanted the gold. I probably fucked that little whore for a good 2 hours, and didnt bust. Then we had to pick up her hot ass twin sister from a club. Came back, fucked her again, and finished in like 90 seconds. I think it was so quick because I was already picturing having a threesome with the two of them. A real subpar start to my sex life, to say the least.
    Originally posted by blunt
    i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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    • Moto-Mucci
      R3VLimited
      • Oct 2008
      • 2058

      #77
      Lost mine when I was 17 to a girl 2 years older then me on the hood of my mk3 in a church parking lot :D

      true story.

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      • der affe
        Moderator
        Technical
        • Dec 2005
        • 8452

        #78
        in the woods at my families cabin in Christopher Creek when i was 13.

        she was a neighbor's granddaughter that i had known since she and i were young (she used to bake me cakes in her Betty Crocker easy bake oven when we were young). i was up visiting the cabin with my grandmother for a 3 day weekend, and she was up there too. so i went for a visit........

        she blew me for an hour in the forest with no goo shooting???????
        so we walked along the creek to the general store and i bought a box of condoms, much to the cashier's chagrin, while she hid outside.

        we then went back to our spot in the woods and i tried to get it in her for 30 minutes to no avail. in the process of it all she was crying in pain and i was bending my cock like a question mark. when i finally got it in i pumped away for a marathon 3 minutes (i remember looking at my watch) and shot. i remember thinking to myself...."$5 (for the condoms) + all this work is a lot of trouble to go through to feel good for 3 minutes"
        seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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        • Desaevious
          No R3VLimiter
          • Aug 2007
          • 3810

          #79
          Originally posted by blunt
          christmas eve i was 16. it was really awkward. still bothers me to this day. we started groping each other. we both got pretty hot and worked up. one thing led to another and soon we were downstairs in the guest room going at it. it didnt last long and when it was all over all he said was "if you tell anyone they will blame you" i never saw my uncle again
          Admittedly this got a room full of nerds playing Left 4 Dead to laugh pretty hard.

          SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
          No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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          • stegosaurus
            Grease Monkey
            • Aug 2008
            • 367

            #80
            17, two days before christmas.

            First time for her too.

            In her bed.

            Walked in on by her sister who needed a jacket, and her dad (almost) twice.

            Got blood on the wall.

            Went downstairs and had a nice family dinner.
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            • brandon11130
              Mod Crazy
              • Jan 2008
              • 635

              #81
              in a astrovan, he was 12 i was 45.

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              • Alkasquawlik
                R3V Elite
                • Feb 2008
                • 4557

                #82
                Originally posted by stegosaurus
                17, two days before christmas.

                First time for her too.

                In her bed.

                Walked in on by her sister who needed a jacket, and her dad (almost) twice.

                Got blood on the wall.

                Went downstairs and had a nice family dinner.
                how the hell did you get blood on the wall

                SC*AR

                Originally posted by JamesE30
                And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                • der affe
                  Moderator
                  Technical
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 8452

                  #83
                  ^ donkey punch!!!!!!!
                  seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


                  Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                  • Desaevious
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 3810

                    #84
                    Originally posted by stegosaurus
                    17, two days before christmas.

                    First time for her too.

                    In her bed.

                    Walked in on by her sister who needed a jacket, and her dad (almost) twice.

                    Got blood on the wall.

                    Went downstairs and had a nice family dinner.
                    Blood on the wall? Someone doesn't care what time of the month it is.

                    SC*AR (Schwarz Army)
                    No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:

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                    • Todd Black 88
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 3449

                      #85
                      Originally posted by dashboardmonkey
                      Come to think of it her name was Danielle
                      Did this "Danielle" of yours have an adams apple?
                      Originally posted by codyep3
                      I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
                      2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
                      1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
                      1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
                      2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
                      2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
                      2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
                      2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
                      2010 F650gs twin
                      2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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                      • Stephen
                        Шлем ишака
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 10774

                        #86
                        Outside

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                        • Stevie30
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 1534

                          #87
                          I will never forget my first experience with sex. It scared me to death. I was all by myself!

                          1991 325ic and 1991 318is

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                          • E30nate
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 1050

                            #88
                            as far as she knows, everytime is my first time.

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                            • ThePotsy
                              Wrencher
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 210

                              #89
                              16, her and her friends piled into my sweet 88' Plymouth Voyager, skipped school, went back to my house, her and I ended up in my bedroom. Thinking about it now it was pretty lame, it was in the middle of the day, bright as hell, almost like we did it just to do it, everyone was in the living room and knew what was up.

                              However, we made up for it by fucking like rabbits on ecstasy for the next six months. Missed 57 days out of my first semester, every one of which we spent screwing all day, every day, every where.

                              Plus she was stacked, which was pretty sweet.
                              "Our mother of blessed acceleration don't fail me now."

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                              • accident
                                R3V OG
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 7303

                                #90
                                Was 16, on my bed with my first girlfriend, who was also a virgin. Wasnt great.

                                Originally posted by kronus
                                At the mall, years ago. It still hasn't shown up in the Lost and Found office :(
                                I picked it up, it's hanging on my wall.
                                Last edited by accident; 12-28-2008, 06:03 AM.

                                Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                                i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                                Originally posted by slammin.e28
                                Moral of this story?

                                If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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