I used to see this one girl who loved me. Literally 4'11.5", with DDs. Pretty cute, from Snohomish, WA, but lived in Visalia, which is where I lived. Kinda unspectacular and unspecial. She used to always give me blow jobs while I was watching basketball, since she wanted the dick ( I was a virign, she wasnt). One day enough was enough, and I wanted the gold. I probably fucked that little whore for a good 2 hours, and didnt bust. Then we had to pick up her hot ass twin sister from a club. Came back, fucked her again, and finished in like 90 seconds. I think it was so quick because I was already picturing having a threesome with the two of them. A real subpar start to my sex life, to say the least.
howd you lose it?
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Lost mine when I was 17 to a girl 2 years older then me on the hood of my mk3 in a church parking lot :D
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in the woods at my families cabin in Christopher Creek when i was 13.
she was a neighbor's granddaughter that i had known since she and i were young (she used to bake me cakes in her Betty Crocker easy bake oven when we were young). i was up visiting the cabin with my grandmother for a 3 day weekend, and she was up there too. so i went for a visit........
she blew me for an hour in the forest with no goo shooting???????
so we walked along the creek to the general store and i bought a box of condoms, much to the cashier's chagrin, while she hid outside.
we then went back to our spot in the woods and i tried to get it in her for 30 minutes to no avail. in the process of it all she was crying in pain and i was bending my cock like a question mark. when i finally got it in i pumped away for a marathon 3 minutes (i remember looking at my watch) and shot. i remember thinking to myself...."$5 (for the condoms) + all this work is a lot of trouble to go through to feel good for 3 minutes"seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen
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Admittedly this got a room full of nerds playing Left 4 Dead to laugh pretty hard.christmas eve i was 16. it was really awkward. still bothers me to this day. we started groping each other. we both got pretty hot and worked up. one thing led to another and soon we were downstairs in the guest room going at it. it didnt last long and when it was all over all he said was "if you tell anyone they will blame you" i never saw my uncle again



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No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:Comment
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17, two days before christmas.
First time for her too.
In her bed.
Walked in on by her sister who needed a jacket, and her dad (almost) twice.
Got blood on the wall.
Went downstairs and had a nice family dinner.sigpicComment
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Originally posted by JamesE30And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.Comment
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Blood on the wall? Someone doesn't care what time of the month it is.
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No longer stock ride height, rolling as low as a daily driver in New England should without worrying about breaking an oil pan. :up:Comment
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2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLDOriginally posted by codyep3I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
2010 F650gs twin
2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leatherComment
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16, her and her friends piled into my sweet 88' Plymouth Voyager, skipped school, went back to my house, her and I ended up in my bedroom. Thinking about it now it was pretty lame, it was in the middle of the day, bright as hell, almost like we did it just to do it, everyone was in the living room and knew what was up.
However, we made up for it by fucking like rabbits on ecstasy for the next six months. Missed 57 days out of my first semester, every one of which we spent screwing all day, every day, every where.
Plus she was stacked, which was pretty sweet."Our mother of blessed acceleration don't fail me now."Comment
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Last edited by accident; 12-28-2008, 06:03 AM.
Originally posted by ROLLingKINGi have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.Originally posted by slammin.e28Moral of this story?
If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.Comment




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