Republicans vs masturbation

[mar1t1me]

America is not waking up. Unless you call a growing disdain for fact in favor of happier fiction "waking up".

[CorvallisBMW]

Christianity:

The belief that some cosmic zombie jew can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that he is your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

bbaahahahahahaha!! That's pretty fucking funny. And kind of scary, because the more I think about it the more I realize it's true.

[mar1t1me]

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2010/10/19/odonnell-gets-coons-for-constitutional-law-101/?hpt=C1

On the issue of whether creationism should be taught in public schools, a highly skeptical O'Donnell questioned Coon's assertion that the First Amendment calls for the separation of church and state.

"The First Amendment does?" O'Donnell asked during the Tuesday morning debate. "Let me just clarify: You're telling me that the separation of church and state is found in the First Amendment?"

Yes, Ms O'Donnell. That phrase is attributed to Thomas Jefferson, who in the early 1800's wrote

Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between Man & his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, & not opinions, I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should "make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof", thus building a wall of separation between Church & State.

He was directly referring to the 1st amendment.


And those stupid shits will probably STILL vote for her.

[reelop19]

I don't believe she's favored to win which should make you happy. Don't you look at the polls. Probably not because you see your democrat getting beat badly by Joe Miller

[Vince30]

I cannot believe that
"Fortunately senators don't have to memorize the constitution"
Clearly they don't have to know any of if.

[z31maniac]

bbaahahahahahaha!! That's pretty fucking funny. And kind of scary, because the more I think about it the more I realize it's true.

That statement has been on a "motivational poster" for years.

I also like this one.

[Massive Lee]

"That's in the First Amendment?" a still skeptical O'Donnell replied smiling, as laughter could be heard from the crowd.

Gosh. The clip in Mar1t1me's link is so funny. I have never seen anybody attend a poltical debate while being so unprepared. And I can't believe some people will still defend her ignorance and stupidity. I guess they deserve each other.

BTW I touched myself while watching the clip ;-)

[mar1t1me]

I don't believe she's favored to win which should make you happy. Don't you look at the polls. Probably not because you see your democrat getting beat badly by Joe Miller

Party doesn't concern me much up here. I never vote along party lines. Whoever is elected has to suck a lot of corporate dick so it really doesn't matter.

Just the fact that this chick is the local Tea Party darling says a lot about Tea Party.

[reelop19]

Come on. Delaware elected Joe Biden for years. That state can't do any worse. And as to the remark above about not seeing somebody as unprepared for a debate have you not seen the New York governor debate? Have you not heard of Alvin Green?

[u3b3rg33k]

"That's in the First Amendment?" a still skeptical O'Donnell replied smiling, as laughter could be heard from the crowd.

Gosh. The clip in Mar1t1me's link is so funny. I have never seen anybody attend a political debate while being so unprepared. And I can't believe some people will still defend her ignorance and stupidity. I guess they deserve each other.

I'd defend her if she was in the kitchen making great sandwiches.

I love a good sandwich.

[dark89e30]

i love a good sandwich.

+1

[Massive Lee]

I love a good sandwich.

+2

Speaking of sandwich, it makes me hungry. Time call her to make me a sandwich. Ham and mayo please... :p

[pureaudio]

I love a good sandwich.

Amen brother.

I can't stand people like this bitch, someone beating off has nothing to do with her at all, why the hell does she care so much. Even if she can throw something together to prove her point via the bible, people still get to make their own decisions which doesn't effect her faith in any way whatsoever.

Plus, I can beat one off and still give my wife a wild romp in bed...any day of the week.

[u3b3rg33k]

Speaking of the bible, don't you think the jesus will be looking for revenge when he returns?



I think the tagline goes something like "If you thought the crusades were bad, you ain't seen nothin' yet."

[ck_taft325is]

What a loon.

In other news, who cares? If you don't like it, don't vote for her. The beauty in this country.

As for some of the ridiculous comments about this lone ranging loon that wont get elected because frankly, she's a loon, (and those that do vote for her are solely voting off of party lines as she's unqualified as she's shown) are a bit disturbing to say the least. She's still a woman, so show some respect even if she doesn't in regards to your "private time" which has absolutely no impact on you what-so-ever. Damn, I mean, the shit said here is really fucked up. Regardless of her view point, take a hard look at some of yours. As of what's been said here, I'm a little sorry for some of you and disgusted with others. You're no different from her by some of the things said.

Say what you will, but I'd just laugh at her and move on. She'll fade to the background eventually and as said before, there's a very slim chance she'll get elected.