Republicans vs masturbation

[reelop19]

Cool this went from masturbation to the defining of christianity in a run-on sentence. and to answer the above question, no I did not.

[Pac1373]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Canadian I like, you ever come down my way I will buy you a beer, same goes if I go up your way, I will buy you a beer there too.

Thanks man. I really hate to sound SO right wing, I am a pretty Liberal minded guy in alot of ways, but up here the Liberal party really Lean left.
sometime that puts me in a corner, and you know how cornered animals react. also, we overwhelmingly voted them out after like 14 years because they were the most corupt party ever.

politically we are as fubar as you guys are right now, just in a different way.

and FYI all speech is free in Canada, just so long as no ones feelings get hurt... we JUST CANT HAVE THAT..ffs

lol

[Jon325i]

That chick will be singing a different tune once she gets plowed well.

[mar1t1me]

Oh, she's been plowed.

"And while people who recognize her from TV may think she's always been a Christian leader and activist, that wasn't so. Her family was Catholic, but her parents weren't strict.

It was in college at Fairleigh Dickinson University in New Jersey that O'Donnell did things she regrets -- drinking too much and having sex with guys with whom there wasn't a strong emotional connection. But it was also during college that she found her faith again and chose to live a life of chastity."

But now she has achieved, in her words, "secondary virginity". Sorry Christine, you can't get unfucked.


She's also a good at pretending to be a victim:

In a court complaint, she extensively detailed the "mental anguish" she suffered after allegedly being demoted and fired because of her gender. And, although she didn't have a bachelor's degree until this year, O'Donell implied she was taking master's degree classes at Princeton University in 2003.

People of Delaware, please wear this to the polls:

[Massive Lee]

Wiki has some interesting stuff about that re-virgined.

"After graduating from high school in 1987, O'Donnell attended Fairleigh Dickinson University, where she initially majored in theater. In 1993, she attended the graduation ceremony but did not receive a degree. The University sued her in 1994 for $4,823; the debt was paid in 2003. O’Donnell’s 2006 Senate campaign website stated that she was a “graduate of Fairleigh Dickinson University,” and articles that reported on her 2006 and 2008 campaigns also said she had a degree from FDU. On September 3, 2010, her campaign said that her degree had been held up for years by unpaid student loans and tuition and showed reporters a letter from FDU indicating she had been awarded her degree two days earlier, on September 1, 2010. FDU told Politico she was given her degree after completing coursework in the summer of 2010. O'Donnell later told The New York Times she had had three senior years of college. Her Bachelor of Arts degree is in English literature with a concentration in communications.

In a 2005 lawsuit, O’Donnell implied she was working toward a Master’s degree at Princeton University, but she later acknowledged she had never taken graduate courses there. She has claimed that she studied at Oxford University in England; but that claim was called "misleading" by The Washington Post as she took only a course run by an unaffiliated institution that was renting space at Oxford. As of late September 2010, O'Donnell's LinkedIn profile stated that she had studied Constitutional Government at Claremont Graduate University near Los Angeles, California; but that University said it had no record for her. O'Donnell said in response, "I never established a LinkedIn profile or authorized anyone to do so on my behalf.” Yet, days earlier, O’Donnell’s staff, when asked specifically about her profile on three occasions by the Associated Press and The Washington Post, made no reference to the profile being unauthorized. A few days later, however, when O’Donnell’s possible academic embellishments became an issue, O’Donnell’s staff asked LinkedIn to remove the profile."

[ACMF74]

Christianity:

The belief that some cosmic zombie jew can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that he is your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Makes perfect sense.

so do you...

[Massive Lee]

eat his flesh... and drink his blood. Scary stuff. But hey, people are free to believe in whatever they want. As long as they keep it to themselve.

[ACMF74]

eat his flesh... and drink his blood. Scary stuff. But hey, people are free to believe in whatever they want. As long as they keep it to themselve.

so does this mean you will keep your Catholic and US bashing to yourself?

[reelop19]

Cool Wiki references. Ahh if only just anybody wasn't able to post in Wiki. Oh wait they can and its not an acceptable source.

[e30e]

Cool Wiki references. Ahh if only just anybody wasn't able to post in Wiki. Oh wait they can and its not an acceptable source.

Except this source is right and your little candidate makes Palin seem sorta okay.....can't believe I agree with brake guy from canada

[mar1t1me]

Except this source is right and your little candidate makes Palin seem sorta okay.....can't believe I agree with brake guy from canada

That's cuz Palin would have numerous grandchildren by now if it weren't for condoms and masturbation! Not much for the kiddies up here to do but drink beer and fuck.....

Has Bristol applied for re-virgining yet?

[e30e]

That's cuz Palin would have numerous grandchildren by now if it weren't for condoms and masturbation! Not much for the kiddies up here to do but drink beer and fuck.....

Has Bristol applied for re-virgining yet?

I'm down to take away her new re-virgining.

[u3b3rg33k]

That's a fucking disgusting concept.

Speaking of virgins, who the fuck really wants to deal with that anyways? they've got no clue what they're doing, and they're all needy - totally not worth it.

Waiting is for people that don't realize what they're missing.

[dinanm3atl]

I just don't understand how this lady has made it as far as she has. It has to be a big troll but it isn't.

[joshh]

^^Because Americans are waking up to the fact that Marxists are scarier than witches.