Republicans vs masturbation

[Massive Lee]

Delaware R3V members, beware of your sinful behavior.

[Adrian_Visser]

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And Alanis Morissette playing in the background?

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[Massive Lee]

This moronic religious discourse was already outdated a century ago. But hey, some of the conservatives' political elite still thinks it's the truth... :loco:

[Adrian_Visser]

I masturbated while watching that uptight bitch yak.

[Holland]

Why is it that all the ugly girls seem to be feminists and pro abstinence? Oh did I say that too loud?

[Massive Lee]

I masturbated while watching that uptight bitch yak.

She makes Sarah Palin looks like a Nobel Prize candidate. That bitch has absolutely no credibility and will even discredit the Reps (not that I care BTW). Why have they even allowed her to represent the Republican party in Delaware?

I am also delighted at how these stupid girls consider themselve as simple "sperm extrators" when one mentions that if their boyfriend masturbates, what purpose do they have...

[mar1t1me]

Sweet Jesus. Give a few blow jobs honey. It can't be that bad....

[Adrian_Visser]

Wait Lee are you saying women=sperm dumpsters?

[u3b3rg33k]

I was under the impression that republicans are more lustful and more selfish than most democrats.

They also love the jesus.

Just like I love this guy:

[mar1t1me]

^^^Oh Repubs love their Jesus, alright. When one of them has a little infidelity issue, or unmarried pregnant/lesbian daughter issue, they're "under attack by Satan".

But if it happens to an opponent it's a sign of inherent degenerate godless moral decay.

What the hell.......If God didn't want us to whack it, he'd have made us so we can't reach our crotches. After all, if he's omnipotent, he should have seen that shit coming! hahaha

So, in honor of that little self-righteous bitch, I give you:



Yep, it's the Jesus facepalm.

[Kershaw]

hahahaha. that lady is fucking nuts.

i think its psychologically damaging to go without sex in your younger years.

abstinence is NOT natural.

[mar1t1me]

Yeah and it gets worse.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32FEAHQi2zw&feature=channel

Here as well.

Arf arf. Gimme a condom, bitch!

[u3b3rg33k]

your embed is fail.

Also this:

[dinanm3atl]

Dear lord. OMG lulz

[funcrew]

I masturbated while watching that uptight bitch yak.

I believe you speak for everyone here.