Republicans vs masturbation

[Massive Lee]

... not having sex at all. Its really simple..

Really?

[u3b3rg33k]

Republican's favorite word: ABSTINENCE!

Well, teh jesus mother got pregnant by not having sex, so who's to say you can't get teh aidz by not having sex?

[e30e]

Well, teh jesus mother got pregnant by not having sex, so who's to say you can't get teh aidz by not having sex?

God AIDZ, that gotts to be worse than africa aidz

[u3b3rg33k]

http://thehill.com/blogs/healthwatch...66d0e4fe67%2C0

Imagine that - not lying to kids produces better results.

Or:

Don't have sex kids, don't touch yourselves. It's OK, that pent up rage won't make you a serial killer either. Don't forget, teh jesus will only love you if you keep your dick locked up until you're married.

[Joey Link]

I would elect O'Donnell in a heartbeat just for the fun factor! I'd love to see what crazy shit she says on C-SPAN while on the Senate floor. Jersey Shore, look out! For me it comes down to cost/benefit just like every other decision I make. Chances she'd vote for viable conservative legislation, such as cutting spending, are very high, while her opponents are extremely low. Chances she'd get masturbation banned, or any of her other stupid ideas, are nearly impossible.

No matter how crazy this woman is, the people of Delaware still only have two choices, and one wants to continue down the path we're on.

[dinanm3atl]

http://thehill.com/blogs/healthwatch...66d0e4fe67%2C0

Imagine that - not lying to kids produces better results.

Or:

Don't have sex kids, don't touch yourselves. It's OK, that pent up rage won't make you a serial killer either. Don't forget, teh jesus will only love you if you keep your dick locked up until you're married.

Interesting when you consider many of the 'bad states' in per capita teen pregnancy are in the 'bible belt' and the south where jesus is king.

[Massive Lee]

Interesting when you consider many of the 'bad states' in per capita teen pregnancy are in the 'bible belt' and the south where jesus is king.

Girlz get impregnated by teh horny Jezus. He's a modafoka of a swinger.

Don't forget, teh jesus will only love you if you keep your dick locked up until you're married.

And when you get married, you can only copulate to procreate, as the use of any form of contraceptive is "verbotten" (forbidden), and self-gratification is no-no. Either mutual or alone.

Damn. It must tough to be a good Christian.

[KennyT]

And when you get married, you can only copulate to procreate, as the use of any form of contraceptive is "verbotten" (forbidden), and self-gratification is no-no. Either mutual or alone.

Damn. It must tough to be a good Christian.

That's why people go Catholic, many children is a mark of a good family or in other words, the only way to get sin free sex.

[Massive Lee]

That's why people go Catholic, many children is a mark of a good family or in other words, the only way to get sin free sex.

Ah. ah. true.
Every sperm is sacred.
The fastest growing religion in the world. Indeed. That was the masterplan. Procreate to outnumber Jews and Muslims. Demoniac.

[u3b3rg33k]

Every sperm is sacred.

That's why I save all of mine.