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    #61
    oh i didnt read the part about her having a boyfriend. :|

    Originally posted by ROLLingKING
    i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
    Originally posted by slammin.e28
    Moral of this story?

    If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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      #62
      Originally posted by Brandon12V View Post
      I'm not a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. Doesn't matter how big a guy is. If he confronts me, I'll take out his knees. I'm just saying I don't know her well enough to justify a punch in the face. Not to mention she is slightly scandalous at this point. Regardless, it's current baggage I don't want to deal with. I got enough craziness from the last girl I dated, who happened to be a stripper at PT's showclub. check it out if you ever come to Indy and I'll buy you a few.
      Im just fucking with you, but on the real, it sounds like you already may or may not receive a knuckle sammitch. And you never know, maybe this dude is controlling as well? And she's justifying things by saying its because of her lease and what not. Or maybe its over in her own head, but they havent finally broken it off? Either way, it soudns cool and shes hot (so far, no face has been shown). Maybe just keep up with her and kick it and stuff, and see what happens.

      If she lets you fuck her in the ass, or cum on her face, or wants to finger your ass, and you're looking for a relationship, RUN. Trust me. Fun for a couple weeks, bad for the rest of your game ya know. Good day

      PS - Saw your edit, I'll be in Indy for that DE coming up I think. We shall hunt for vaginas together dude. Show me where the vagina is hiding.

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        #63
        Originally posted by scabzzzz View Post

        If she lets you fuck her in the ass, or cum on her face, or wants to finger your ass, and you're looking for a relationship, RUN. Trust me. Fun for a couple weeks, bad for the rest of your game ya know. Good day

        hahahahahahaha noted sir

        Originally posted by Ryan...
        It now emits a beautiful blue-ish yellow/green smoke from the exhaust?? No idea what would cause that color, but I assume its good.

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          #64
          Originally posted by scabzzzz View Post
          You're a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles too!
          Stuff it, scabby boy. Everyone fucking everyone else over doesn't lead to a happy world.

          Edit: Figures you were joking. I'm in agreement with your post above.
          paint sucks

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            #65
            I think she just wants you to fix her e30.
            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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              #66
              she doesn't drive an e30. she drives a mkii golf 2.0 16v and a 2008 Yamaha R1

              Originally posted by Ryan...
              It now emits a beautiful blue-ish yellow/green smoke from the exhaust?? No idea what would cause that color, but I assume its good.

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                #67
                She wants your e30.
                1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
                  I think she just wants you to fix her e30.
                  She couldn't have an E30. It would be physically impossible--she would be so densely awesome that she would implode and spawn a black hole whose event horizon was well beyond the earth's diameter, consuming everything we love and sending us into another dimension of awesome girls and old BMWs.

                  Like I said, impossible.
                  paint sucks

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Wh33lhop View Post
                    She couldn't have an E30. It would be physically impossible--she would be so densely awesome that she would implode and spawn a black hole whose event horizon was well beyond the earth's diameter, consuming everything we love and sending us into another dimension of awesome girls and old BMWs.

                    Like I said, impossible.
                    Is it bad if I want this to happen?
                    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                      #70
                      For the record, the closest thing she's had was an e36 //M3(supposedly). She showed me pics of it. I guess she traded it for the R1.

                      Originally posted by Ryan...
                      It now emits a beautiful blue-ish yellow/green smoke from the exhaust?? No idea what would cause that color, but I assume its good.

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                        #71
                        Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
                        Is it bad if I want this to happen?
                        I say the OP gives her his car, for science.
                        paint sucks

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                          #72
                          whatever. keep fucking her.

                          who the fuck cares if she has a bf. you're not cheating on anyone. and do you really care so much what moral ground she stands on? fuck no.

                          fuck around for a few weeks until you get tired of shooting your manload on her.

                          just dont expect a relationship. per what sparklemotion said.
                          AWD > RWD

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                            #73
                            Originally posted by Brandon12V View Post
                            For the record, the closest thing she's had was an e36 //M3(supposedly). She showed me pics of it. I guess she traded it for the R1.
                            Bike chicks are crazy--awesome but crazy. And I mean the batshit variety, not normal-crazy.
                            paint sucks

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                              #74
                              Originally posted by Wh33lhop View Post
                              I say the OP gives her his car, for science.
                              I will donate one of mine. It would require her to WORK on it. This should cause her to be more awesome, thus equaling a bigger chain reaction ending with more hot chicks, and more broke ass BMWs for everyone.
                              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                                #75
                                Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
                                I will donate one of mine. It would require her to WORK on it. This should cause her to be more awesome, thus equaling a bigger chain reaction ending with more hot chicks, and more broke ass BMWs for everyone.
                                If you donate, she will come.

                                Originally posted by Ryan...
                                It now emits a beautiful blue-ish yellow/green smoke from the exhaust?? No idea what would cause that color, but I assume its good.

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