Why do Hondas want to race?

[Mark 42]

Last time i was bothered by a ricer was when the road went from two lanes into one. It was this stupid riced put Eclipse tried passing everyone and merging in front of me. I was in my 24 valve e30, Just slammed it into 2nd and didnt let him merge. He had to stop short of rear ending a row of parked cars.

I once had some guy try to pass me on the right when I was in my Mustang
(years ago - 1986 5.0 convertible) - so I accelerated... he couldn't keep up
He pulled up next to me at the red light.

He yelled at me "You don't know who you're F**king with, BUDDY" :hitler:

He must have been in a convertible too, because I was tempted to
walk over, lean over the driver, put my sidearm against the bridge of his
nose, and say "You are right, I don't know who I'm messing with...
why don't you go ahead and tell me about yourself"

But my good judgement got the better of me, and I just let it go.

But MAN, OH MAN, that would have been fun to do! :ot:

[long tall eta]

i've never been challenged to a 'race'. maybe it's cause i like my insurance premiums nice and low, and just ignore them.

They have to catch u to challenge u.

[evandael]

i've never been challenged to a 'race'. maybe it's cause i like my insurance premiums nice and low, and just ignore them.

[slammin.e28]

Oh HAI GUISE! I'm going to take my mid 90s economy car and make it the FASTEST STREET MACHINE IN MY GENERAL AREA so I can commute to and from high school FAST AND FURIOUS 'cause I am baws!

[TimKninja]

I dont really get bother by them to often. Theres a few honda kids around here but they're all respectful and actually cool people.

Last time i was bothered by a ricer was when the road went from two lanes into one. It was this stupid riced put Eclipse tried passing everyone and merging in front of me. I was in my 24 valve e30, Just slammed it into 2nd and didnt let him merge. He had to stop short of rear ending a row of parked cars.

And then theres this POS Honda that flys around my girlfriends neighbor hood with the worst sounding muffler in the world, he flys down residential streets at like 50 mph with kids playing on them. Cant wait for him to wreck that stupid thing.

[Holland]

All I ever got in any of my cars were bro trucks trying to race me...

[matthugie]

It's small, but it's fierce!!

Great movie.

[redsubdivisions]

a bmw owner will step up and admit to having a small penis. those needle dicked, bug fucking honda owners just lie about it.

It's small, but it's fierce!!

[long tall eta]

Because small penis.

a bmw owner will step up and admit to having a small penis. those needle dicked, bug fucking honda owners just lie about it.

[lolcantturn]

No one fucks with my Alpine White stock looking E30 with a 4" exhaust tip :( never gotten any ricers.

Every VW thats ever tried to imtimidate me broke down shortly after though. That's not a joke

[slammin.e28]

fuckin honda kids even try to race me in my fuckin lifted jeep...its like im just trying to go to fuckin work its 6am fuckin leave me alone!

Swerve over bro. Guaranteed they'll smack a curb with their toy before letting you run up and over their faux fibre carbon hood.

[hendrixvodu]

fuckin honda kids even try to race me in my fuckin lifted jeep...its like im just trying to go to fuckin work its 6am fuckin leave me alone!

[E30Gus]

Because small penis.

[nando]

I don't know, I never get "hondas" trying to race me. The only people that drive riced out hondas around here are high school kids, and I assume in a town this small they're too afraid to get in shit with the law to try to street race their 90hp monsters.

it's far more likely that a fucking Prius will blow by me at 90+mph on the freeway than a ricer flyby. yeah, save that environment! assholes..

[slammin.e28]

I get up ahead of them and let loose with a nice fistfull of pennies or old spark plugs, depends on if I was playing the penny slots at Dice's that night.

Makes for some great entertainment.

Had one get all mad when I took an interchange rap at 110 in the e46. He came flying up to me when I dropped to the 70mph speed limit. I dropped a thumbs down out the window as he drew up beside me and he swerved as if to run me off the road. Woulda hit me but I merged onto my exit ramp. I watched as he spun around twice in the middle of I64 East and landed ass first into the median bank, ripping the shit out of the rear of his little bubble turd. I threw a friendly wave out the window and proceeded home. Fuckers.

I love revving up at intersections, back at them of course, then just sitting there when the light turns. They take off like a bat outta hell and look like an ass. Sometimes they'll get stopped if a cop happens to be sitting nearby. Makes for more LOLZ. Fuckers.