Project Meat-flange - an Australian story that doesn't involve Nicole Fucking Kidman

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  • MR 325
    Moderator
    • Oct 2003
    • 37825

    #16
    Great thread, would read again!
    BimmerHeads
    Classic BMW Specialists
    Santa Clarita, CA

    www.BimmerHeads.com

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    • stevofthahill
      R3VLimited
      • Apr 2005
      • 2468

      #17
      I was laughing the entire time I read this thread. Interested to see how this plays out.

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      • machined
        E30 Modder
        • May 2004
        • 901

        #18
        Love the idea for sex toy strewn interior. Pink dildo wiper/turn signal stalks ftw!
        - skipping the E36 generation completely -

        Originally posted by Stephen
        Alot of newer cars do nothing for me

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        • red325
          E30 Modder
          • Jun 2009
          • 961

          #19
          excellent thread sir

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          • Iain
            R3VLimited
            • Oct 2005
            • 2815

            #20
            Thanks guys.

            I'll do my best to try and turn this pile of cat vomit into something worthy of multi-syllable words and golden showers from Scarlett Johanssen.

            Originally posted by Firestorm
            Where does one find an application to join Pork Hunt Motorsport? I feel i'm very suited for it!
            Are you special?


            How special?


            Real special?

            This special*?




            *We let Condors The Cripple out of his cage every now and again... Judging by what I've seen on here, I have a suspicion he is somehow related to Blunt.
            Pork Hunt Motorsport

            eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd

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            • ikkitousen
              Grease Monkey
              • May 2009
              • 386

              #21
              Originally posted by Iain
              ... I have decided that I like the BMW more than my girlfriend at the moment so it will get my money. I like how the BMW doesn't bleed once a month - it just slowly weeps a bit of oil and I can still use it while it is weeping oil.

              Most EPIC fucking Quote EVAR!!!

              You Sir, Fuckin WIN!
              Chirst on a cricket pitch, I was fuckin crying I was laughin so damn hard!

              -------------------------------------------------------------
              DAMN GIVE THAT MAN A CIGAR!!!

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              • ikkitousen
                Grease Monkey
                • May 2009
                • 386

                #22
                Here is my application for Pork Hunt Motorsports:

                Dear Sir,


                ----------------------------------------------------------------
                DAMN REJECTION LETTERS!!!

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                • Wh33lhop
                  R3V OG
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 11705

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Iain
                  I'll do my best to try and turn this pile of cat vomit into something worthy of multi-syllable words and golden showers from Scarlett Johanssen.


                  Win. This thread delivers, extra validation, etc
                  paint sucks

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                  • FredK
                    R3V OG
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 14739

                    #24
                    Are those wristyz $5AUD? What's that in USD.

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                    • Dirtbleed
                      Banned
                      • May 2009
                      • 495

                      #25
                      $3.89 usd

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                      • iamsam
                        Advanced Member
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 172

                        #26
                        interesting thread, mate.

                        Easy now on the M42 though, some of us have a soft spot for that motor! ;)

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                        • Il Duce
                          R3V Elite
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 5015

                          #27
                          oh shit yes.

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                          • e30guydownunder
                            E30 Modder
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 874

                            #28
                            Originally posted by iamcreepingdeath
                            interesting thread, mate.

                            Easy now on the M42 though, some of us have a soft spot for that motor! ;)
                            incorrectomondo....our "euro" 318i's got the lowly M40 engine, only thing its good for is donating the block to an M42 build :D
                            - Chris
                            Project M42 - 255 @ 19 psi

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                            • tg318is
                              R3VLimited
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 2052

                              #29
                              m40's are poo poo
                              Tim.

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                              • RobE30
                                E30 Modder
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 959

                                #30
                                Very entertaining thread. Looking forward to more build pics
                                09 BMW 328xi touring 6spd
                                05 Subaru Outback XT 5spd
                                87 BMW 325is
                                a few bicycles

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