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    So its going to go in the E30 right :)
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    Originally posted by der affe
    first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

    if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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      I'm not cool enough to own a Bluebird :(
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        Best part is you can still say it's 24V swapped.

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          Kinda wish I'd bought my brothers Datsun 1200 ute instead of my 318iS :(
          - Chris
          Project M42 - 255 @ 19 psi

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            Here ya are.
            http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Mo...-292416226.htm

            Replete with poo brown insides! Was there any other colour back then??
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              Also, $6500!
              Holy fuck.
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                Originally posted by dirtysix View Post
                Also, $6500!
                Holy fuck.

                t3/t4, oringed block, ecu and injectors....WOULD BE FUN
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                  Originally posted by dirtysix View Post
                  Here ya are.


                  Replete with poo brown insides! Was there any other colour back then??
                  nope, even my 911 of that era had brown interior.. with matching brown rollcage

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                    Originally posted by e30guydownunder View Post
                    Kinda wish I'd bought my brothers Datsun 1200 ute instead of my 318iS :(
                    The E30 goes around corners at least...

                    Originally posted by dirtysix View Post
                    Here ya are.


                    Replete with poo brown insides! Was there any other colour back then??
                    I love brown cars, but I have an aversion to buying a Datsun. I... I just can't do it. Like Rosie O'Donnell putting down a cup-cake - it just doesn't happen. Their engines and gearboxes are great, but there is something about them I can't bring myself to love. I've been offered great deals on R32 GT-Rs, S13/14/15 Silvias/180SXs, even an RB26-headed 3.0L R31 GTS-R with all the good gear (hint: T04Z), but... it's still a fucking Datsun.

                    Having had a bit of a muckaround with a VQ30 on a shop floor last night, I'm amazed at how well its built and how light it is: 2 of us could easily carry the long engine. The only problem with this is stopping those waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesish drop bears from getting on the piss and stealing the waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesing thing.

                    I was bored so i made a music video for this song by Australian comedy duo "The Scared Weird Little guys" mmm its abit rough, i will rework it later.*Edit:So...
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                      Originally posted by Iain View Post

                      even an RB26-headed 3.0L R31 GTS-R with all the good gear (hint: T04Z), but... it's still a fucking Datsun.
                      :o

                      At least you arent ditching the 30, speaking of I stumbled across a pic of your old chilli pepper last night
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                      Originally posted by der affe
                      first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                      if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                        Originally posted by DTM190 View Post
                        :o

                        At least you arent ditching the 30, speaking of I stumbled across a pic of your old chilli pepper last night
                        Oh baby, where did our love go...? Oh that's right, into a fucking tree at the hands of the guy who bought it off me.



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                          Second pic is the one I found, didnt realise it it humped a tree :(
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                          Originally posted by der affe
                          first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                          if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                            Originally posted by Iain
                            The only problem with this is stopping those waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesish drop bears from getting on the piss and stealing the waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesing thing.
                            I love the way you write. Awesome stuff.

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                              GB - she was written off, too :(

                              Originally posted by Ian Bowers View Post
                              I love the way you write. Awesome stuff.
                              Thank you. waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesery is a form of high art. Would you like to enrol in a course?
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                                I would, but only if it includes a jar of Vegemite.

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