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  • DTM190
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Nov 2008
    • 1107

    #241
    WTF! Why you chop it up?

    Good boy for doing the right thing.

    Bad boy for ditching the proje30t.
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    Originally posted by der affe
    first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

    if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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    • Iain
      R3VLimited
      • Oct 2005
      • 2815

      #242
      Well I offered it for sale for $50 and nobody wanted it.

      I cut it up and every waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles then says they'd have given me $200 for it.

      Fucking dreamers. How you been, manky manslapper?
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      • DTM190
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Nov 2008
        • 1107

        #243
        Eeeek.
        Its funny how some say, "its not an M3, who gives a fark about cutting them up etc"
        Dont know what its like up there but decent shells are getting harder down here.

        Been good thanks mate, finally have the white ex Jake E30 at my new location of Mildura and getting into finishing the M50 conversion.

        Hopefully catch up in future
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        Originally posted by der affe
        first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

        if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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        • Iain
          R3VLimited
          • Oct 2005
          • 2815

          #244
          Lovely spot, Mildura - I've got family down that way.

          You need to update your threads, mate ;)
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          • dirtysix
            E30 Modder
            • Aug 2006
            • 806

            #245
            Was thinking of something clever/witty to say. Nothing.
            Oh well, shit happens, been there done that etc etc and so on and so forth.
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            • dirtysix
              E30 Modder
              • Aug 2006
              • 806

              #246
              Was thinking of something clever/witty to say. Nothing.
              Oh well, shit happens, been there done that etc etc and so on and so forth.

              Twice for impact it seems.
              Last edited by dirtysix; 05-06-2011, 10:56 PM.
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              • e30guydownunder
                E30 Modder
                • Jul 2008
                • 874

                #247
                seen as this thread is no defunkt....Mr Iain...is RSLC down? I have Subaru parts to advertise. LOTS OF THEM. Farking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffless not responding to my internet connection, how dare theyz.

                When you gonna get your skirts and lip? also

                I found a use for the homoVagon



                ps incase you guys can't tell...the taillight confrims that yes this is a wagon!
                - Chris
                Project M42 - 255 @ 19 psi

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                • DTM190
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 1107

                  #248
                  How about CONVERTING the thread into a Aussie slapper "meat up"
                  Like if it was planned 2 years in advance there cannot be any excuses.
                  To make it fair, Mildura is kind of in between Adelaide, Melbourne and Sydney :)
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                  Originally posted by der affe
                  first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                  if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                  • e30guydownunder
                    E30 Modder
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 874

                    #249
                    Im in for anything that actually happens. Last Sydney boy meet I remember...was arranged such that Iain would booze up locally for lunch at the end of the cruise...he was not in attendance when it came time to bust a move though
                    - Chris
                    Project M42 - 255 @ 19 psi

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                    • Firestorm
                      Mod Crazy
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 795

                      #250
                      Bit of a drive for me!

                      Lsx/t56 Swap progress |----------| .0000000005% - Well below poverty line.
                      Getting purists panties in a knot since 2007. ;)
                      E30 count = 6! :shock:

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                      • DTM190
                        E30 Enthusiast
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 1107

                        #251
                        You calling Ceduna?

                        Wouldnt take long with your mate El Ess Juan. How is yours going BTW?
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                        Originally posted by der affe
                        first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                        if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                        • Firestorm
                          Mod Crazy
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 795

                          #252
                          Originally posted by DTM190
                          You calling Ceduna?

                          Wouldnt take long with your mate El Ess Juan. How is yours going BTW?
                          Gone no where unfortunately...too poor! Been busy...just started my own business and have buying and selling some cars on the side, just picked up a 2jz-ge powered Hilux for a run about though...need to stop with the car buying!

                          Lsx/t56 Swap progress |----------| .0000000005% - Well below poverty line.
                          Getting purists panties in a knot since 2007. ;)
                          E30 count = 6! :shock:

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                          • Iain
                            R3VLimited
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 2815

                            #253
                            Who am I kidding? I can't stay mad at you... There is an update coming for this thread.

                            I can't keep away from E30s. They're like a disease. A disease that has NO topical cream for it.

                            In the mean time, here's a donkey in a hat. OLAY!

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                            • dirtysix
                              E30 Modder
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 806

                              #254
                              Maaaaate.
                              What happened to the Coon?
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                              • Iain
                                R3VLimited
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 2815

                                #255
                                The XB is safely tucked away at my parent's house. That's something else to get stuck into. The rough order is: get married, tidy up XB and sell it, build a deck, work on having a neat E30 + the Liberty wagon.

                                I'll need the cash from the XB to pay for the E30 build. I don't want to go crazy like my ideas for the delphin skankbucket - the Subaru is for beating on/turbo fasts. This will be a neat streeter than can do a skid or two.
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