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    #271
    If you knew the back story, you'd know why, mate.

    Request sent.

    PS: updates - you need to do them.
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      #272
      Shes gone now :p

      Updates soon, ive been wrestling OZs for last few days
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      Originally posted by der affe
      first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

      if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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        #273
        I like the anal prolapse reference in your sig. Never heard of penile prolapse :P
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          #274
          Mr Iain, I have a Getrag G260 that no waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles will buy, I also have a fabled "lightweight" 323i flywheel (6kg) and clutch kit

          i have a couple of M42 radiators if you want to tidy up the engine bay you don't have.

          p.s. how rough we talking
          - Chris
          Project M42 - 255 @ 19 psi

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            #275
            Sweet. Ill be in touch once i get the thing down here

            needs a loom. Got one?
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              #276
              I cut up the spare ones to move my fusebox under the dash. I have a Subaru loom you didn't come and pilfer!

              Idea! drivetrain from Ron (as in the old) insert to e30? lol
              - Chris
              Project M42 - 255 @ 19 psi

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                #277
                Originally posted by Iain View Post
                needs a loom. Got one?
                What engine? I still have a POS 325i manual coupe with loom intact
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                Originally posted by der affe
                first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                  #278
                  I might have to come for a drive to the Murray. Only a quick 3000km round trip. But a jaunt!
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                    #279
                    That car is in Bendingo at a mates, so if you needed it I will have to teach him how to remove it lol.

                    I am hoping Mildura will be the location for a future E30 meet ;)
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                    Originally posted by der affe
                    first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                    if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                      #280
                      It's ok. I just discovered the mouth-breathing, single-chromosome-equipped wreckers (whose struggle through life is made vastly easier thanks to velcro-laced sneakers and microwave food) at Tuggerah have a glut of E30s at the moment and have been thoroughly confused by what they've found (engineering, an attention to chassis dynamics).

                      I've been offered the chance to go pilfer some stuff off them. Unfortunately, because it's not some common Jap/Aussie shitter, they've left them to largely be neglected so the once-beautiful interiors are now all more fucked than a cheerleader in the team's dressing room. This will not stop me raiding parts from the poor old BMWs like Carson Daley raided Christina Agulera's vagina, mouth and anus.
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                        #281
                        I like gluts



                        Remind me of gunts
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                        Originally posted by der affe
                        first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                        if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                          #282
                          Mmmm. Blacksmiths' apron.
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