Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[InuFaye]

not those tapes.

[Mr. Burns]

Well that was the anti climax.

Better option would have been.

- Told Best Friend the Deal.
- All 3 of your rock up
- Smash that shit, with every concivable position you guys can think off.
- Give her the cum shower.
- Giver her taxi money, and have Best Friend dump her ass and tell her to never come back.
- Then just for fun call her a week later and say you think you have HIV and to get her self checked.

That is how I would have dealt with that situation.

*knock knock!

-I'M HERE TO TAP!



























wut

[andrewm]

I did this to a few girls, one I used to tap and two I met not too long ago

Used to tap girl..
me- Can I tap that?
Her - What?
Me- That.
Her - ummm...are you drunl?
Me - Unfortuntaley no, but I could arrange that.
*long silence*
Her - Ummm....ok. You're being odd.
Me - Ok, as in okay I can tap it?
Me- ;)
Her- Um, no. Whats up with you today?

End.

Round 2, girl I barely know
M - Hey
H - Hellooo
M - I have a question
H - I possibly have an answer
M - can I tap that?
H - LMAO
M - If I were to deduce an answer from that, lmao is four letter. Yes is three. No is two. So it's closer to yes.
H - I like your thinking.
M - So I can tap that?
H - Nahh. I'm basicaly celibate..

this one drifted off topic, till she got super jealous that Im taking my brother to a concert that no one can get tickets for. So I asked if she gave the wrong answer early, and she said maybe.

Third attempt

M - So, can I tap that?
H - Not yet.
M - lol, yet?
H - That is indeed what I said
M - elaborate

Drifted away but closer to topic here.

[Exodus_2pt0]

[urbancynic]

To my gf

m: can I tap that?
h: no, never, none for you.


Attempt 2

m: can I hit that?
h: geez I'm at work!



And when I got home, I did hit that.

[Exodus_2pt0]

To my gf

m: can I tap that?
h: no, never, none for you.


Attempt 2

m: can I hit that?
h: geez I'm at work!



And when I got home, I did hit that.

[HarukoE30]

[Massimo]

you fail at screen shot.

[Pl3wA]

tried this, i think it worked

: can i tap that?
: who is this?
: Its peter from your art class, when u gonna let me tap that?

-end transmission-

never saw her in class again. idk

[Exodus_2pt0]

Why the fuck did you bump this? I guess you didn't see what happened last time. Friendships were ruined, the force is strong with this thread.

[Xat1cZ]

tried this, i think it worked

: can i tap that?
: who is this?
: Its peter from your art class, when u gonna let me tap that?

-end transmission-

never saw her in class again. idk

patience.

[HarukoE30]

you fail at screen shot.

Fuck, posting the whole conversation, I only needed to post what concerned this thread.

Why the fuck did you bump this? I guess you didn't see what happened last time. Friendships were ruined, the force is strong with this thread.

There is no reason why you shouldn't just tap, fuck, poke, etc. anyone unless it's got a odd smell. Friendships were made to be broken, Alliances crossed, & take everything, but give nothing (300). It's the American Dream

[e30rapidic]

I love these threads.

[rasputin]

I love these threads.

hey, we just met, and i know its crazy, but can i tap that...maybe?

[E30Jigzaw]

hhahahhaha man this is some funny shit !!!!