Any one here ever been to jail?

[thornado327i]

I'm so glad you don't drive on my roads. They should have nailed you to a fucking pole for running. Seriously, try riding a bicycle until you're about 24 and then we can reassess...

He can get re-ass-essed much sooner if he keeps it up

[Fidhle007]

Our justice system sucks. You know, there are over two million Americans behind bars. That's a little larger than the population of Houston. Every year, there are enough children born in prison to fill 250 Little League teams and enough people are raped in prison to fill a stadium more than three times. Can you picture that? Three stadiums full of people raping each other? I know I can.

I <3 you.

[Fidhle007]

You sir above me are the tool. I've been in the holding cell for a few hours and I actually get to keep my license. It was a solo vehicle collision and it was barely a chase. The officer made many mistakes and I got off with less than what they were charging me. It's definitely not as bad as it seems. I made that one mistake and got caught for it, it's not like i was out street racing like some of you clowns love to do or drift to avoid oncoming traffic.

But seriously, no one has a good story or two? My story isn't that cool. Stupid at most, and I already know that.

I'm so glad you don't drive on my roads. They should have nailed you to a fucking pole for running. Seriously, try riding a bicycle until you're about 24 and then we can reassess...

[thornado327i]

Can you picture that? Three stadiums full of people raping each other? I know I can.

What exactly is that thing you're smoking on your sig??

[Farbin Kaiber]

Our justice system sucks. You know, there are over two million Americans behind bars. That's a little larger than the population of Houston. Every year, there are enough children born in prison to fill 250 Little League teams and enough people are raped in prison to fill a stadium more than three times. Can you picture that? Three stadiums full of people raping each other? I know I can.

[snitzer]

the first guy to start any shit with you....hurt them.... that will set the tone for the rest of your visit.... it doesn't matter if he wins or not just make sure he gets hurt... gouge an eye ...bust his nuts ...bite a finger off ...whatever.... lets everybody know they'll pay a price for messing with you.

that said ...don't start any shit and don't try to be the life of the party. with any luck you'll get tossed in the hole for your stretch and you can work on your yoga and out of body travel exercises...and won't have to hang with the regulars'

have a great time!

[Vince30]

Will you be on cops? I would enjoy seeing how that went down.

[ieatpeople]

This whole thread is just ridiculous.

what are you, my grandparents?

this isn't about being rediculous, it's about flaming the crap out of the o.p. for being an idiot. if you don't like it, don't post.

[TrentW]

This whole thread is just ridiculous.

[ieatpeople]

sucks for you man. too bad you got caught, thats why you need to know how to handle your car at those speeds. what we need here is some pics of the car after the accident...


one time i got caught "street racing", i took off from a stoplight and some tool in a civic decided he was gonna try to keep up (i never even saw him), cop pulls us both over for racing.
what pisses me off is that the other guy had 2 d.u.i.'s, multiple speeding tickets, and multiple at-fault accidents, and he got probation before judgement. i have a squeaky clean driving record, and i got it knocked down to 1 point for "negligent driving". (officer had no proof, both of us said we weren't racing, cop claimed i was spinning tires)

i only "ran" once, and i'm not even certain i was actually running. i was going kinda way too fast (triple digits in a 40, road was 3 lanes wide, no-one around but me and the M.S.P.), cop coming the other way stood on his brakes and turned around in the median, but never lit the cherries and berries. so i guess i wasn't technically running, but if i had stopped, i know i wouldn't have my license back yet (having been pulled over earlier that week for 91 in a 55 (boost is fun)).


yes i used to drive like an idiot, but i have learned that cruise control is your best friend (after your radar detector).

[ak-]

You're my hero.

[thornado327i]

But seriously, no one has a good story or two? My story isn't that cool. Stupid at most, and I already know that.

You sound really dissapointed...
Better luck next time - who knows? Maybe you'll cause a true accident and get sentenced in the future? Keep your fingers crossed and your right foot all the way down!

Then you will have a "cool story" to share.

[5spoke]

^ Washington DC and Cali plates are mixing me up.

:crazy: udaho

[phreshkid]

You sir above me are the tool. I've been in the holding cell for a few hours and I actually get to keep my license. It was a solo vehicle collision and it was barely a chase. The officer made many mistakes and I got off with less than what they were charging me. It's definitely not as bad as it seems. I made that one mistake and got caught for it, it's not like i was out street racing like some of you clowns love to do or drift to avoid oncoming traffic.

But seriously, no one has a good story or two? My story isn't that cool. Stupid at most, and I already know that.

[xwill112x]

op seems like a tool.