Any one here ever been to jail?

[mightywhitey]

2 stretch for dog fighting.

[ACMF74]

I call BS

[DoucheBagSupream]

Yeah once or twice, and it's boring.

[omar85]

Phresh yo

[M-technik-3]

Two days in Riyadh Saudi, not fun me and a co worker. Had unescorted women with us and no chaperon plus I lead them on a nice 45 minute in city car chase quite some time ago.

Fun and immensely STUPID!!! got the cherokee sport high sided on a center divider and got switched by the Mutawa. This was nearly 20 years ago so needless to say I have smartened up since then.

Released back to USAF/US Consulate and kept out of trouble for the next 4 months.

[Farbin Kaiber]

^ Washington DC and Cali plates are mixing me up.

[5spoke]

Dudes, it's jail, not prison. You homos have probably never been except for the select few who actually have. You all sound like my mother. I'll be in less than a month which is peanuts compared to what I should have gotten.

I think you guys are going soft on me!

So you have never actually been, until you probably have been, which means that you might not have been, but then again it doesnt mean that you have not been, so you might have been.

[Aptyp]

I've spent 15 minutes in a holding cell, when local cops put out an arrest warrant for me.

I kicked my own apartment door in. Apartment lady changed locks on me with 7 days to go on my lease. She "thought" I was moved out with all my stuff and dogs still inside. I came home with a u-haul on Friday night, tired as hell and ready to move, so I didn't spend a whole lot of time thinking about the door. Cops came and wrote out a report for breaking and entering and damage to private property. I didn't find out about arrest warrant for 3 months, and had to surrender myself to the sheriff's department.

After I explained to magistrate what happened and showed proof of address at that time, I was free to go. I'm glad I got that out of my way, never visiting jail again.

[Alkasquawlik]

Ha it's just solano county. No big deal. Maybe I can't run with the big boys, but I sure can outsmart them using cheap magic tricks and candy!

I don't think making a dick disappear into your sphincter counts as a "cheap magic trick". Just an FYI...

[TrentW]

It's only a shame you didn't die in the wreck because now someday you'll be out to drive on public roads again. If I'd seen you try to run I would have pitted you myself. Slow the fuck down and take a little goddamn responsibility. Fucking Kids.

True that brother.

[Fidhle007]

I'm just wondering who here has done time, whether it be in the holding cell, county, or the Pen? I'm going in soon for some bad situations I got caught up with and wanted to know who has been there?

And if it's not too much, what did you go in for?

An officer got me going 97 mph, he was standing still with his LIDAR out and I said screw this dude and downshifted and ran. Big mistake. Ended up crashing at roughly 125 when I began going out of control. I was toast.

What about you guys? Any cool stories?

It's only a shame you didn't die in the wreck because now someday you'll be out to drive on public roads again. If I'd seen you try to run I would have pitted you myself. Slow the fuck down and take a little goddamn responsibility. Fucking Kids.

[phreshkid]

Ha it's just solano county. No big deal. Maybe I can't run with the big boys, but I sure can outsmart them using cheap magic tricks and candy!

[Alkasquawlik]

I think you guys are going soft on me!

We may be going soft on you, but the dudes in jail won't be

[structured]

^^ I am trying this. All of it.

[phreshkid]

Dudes, it's jail, not prison. You homos have probably never been except for the select few who actually have. You all sound like my mother. I'll be in less than a month which is peanuts compared to what I should have gotten.

I think you guys are going soft on me!