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    Taking a shit at work. Yay or Nay?

    I'm talking, big blowout stink up the joint cause you just drank all weekend and you have got death itself spewing from your ass.

    Do you do it at work?

    I work in a small quiet office, and our bathroom is dead center between the CEO's office and the frequently occupied microwave/coffeemaker area.

    This poses a problem for me.
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    I ONLY shit at work. What's better than being paid to poop?

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      #3
      if you are in a building with multiple floors, then go to another floor. thats what i do now cause the bathroom on my floor is nasty sometimes.
      "get in, get off, wipe your dick off on her sheets and get out."

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        #4
        Originally posted by blocke View Post
        I'm talking, big blowout stink up the joint cause you just drank all weekend and you have got death itself spewing from your ass.

        Do you do it at work?

        I work in a small quiet office, and our bathroom is dead center between the CEO's office and the frequently occupied microwave/coffeemaker area.

        This poses a problem for me.
        Flush constantly as you shit. ahhaha.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Danny View Post
          I ONLY shit at work. What's better than being paid to poop?
          x2

          If I feel the urge at home just before work, I'll just wait till I get on the clock.
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            #6
            Originally posted by Danny View Post
            I ONLY shit at work. What's better than being paid to poop?
            The days that I work from home, and I get paid to jack-off ;)
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              #7
              Originally posted by blocke View Post
              The days that I work from home, and I get paid to jack-off ;)
              i lol'd

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                #8
                who says you have to work from home for that?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Danny View Post
                  I ONLY shit at work. What's better than being paid to poop?
                  Exactly. Also, it's just fun marking your territory. Lets those other waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless at the office know you mean business.


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                    #10
                    Thread of the month, I pronounce!
                    I have an air shaft from the shitter in my office to the neighbor's spaces, which poses a problem. It's like a huge megaphone.

                    Same shit, different toilet.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by blocke View Post
                      I'm talking, big blowout stink up the joint cause you just drank all weekend and you have got death itself spewing from your ass.

                      Do you do it at work?

                      I work in a small quiet office, and our bathroom is dead center between the CEO's office and the frequently occupied microwave/coffeemaker area.

                      This poses a problem for me.
                      I would go to a fast food place and do it there.
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Fusion View Post
                        I have an air shaft from the shitter in my office to the neighbor's spaces, which poses a problem. It's like a huge megaphone.

                        You literally put your shit on blast.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Danny View Post
                          I ONLY shit at work. What's better than being paid to poop?

                          Bingo. I go twice a day at least.
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Fusion View Post
                            Thread of the month, I pronounce!
                            I have an air shaft from the shitter in my office to the neighbor's spaces, which poses a problem. It's like a huge megaphone.
                            What a lucky set up you have. I'd pay money to chum up that bathroom.


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                              #15
                              My company, my office...hell fucking yeah I shit at work.
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