Taking a shit at work. Yay or Nay?

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  • blocke
    E30 Fanatic
    • Mar 2009
    • 1305

    #1

    Taking a shit at work. Yay or Nay?

    I'm talking, big blowout stink up the joint cause you just drank all weekend and you have got death itself spewing from your ass.

    Do you do it at work?

    I work in a small quiet office, and our bathroom is dead center between the CEO's office and the frequently occupied microwave/coffeemaker area.

    This poses a problem for me.
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  • Danny
    Moderator
    • Feb 2008
    • 14216

    #2
    I ONLY shit at work. What's better than being paid to poop?

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    • Will_318i
      E30 Addict
      • Jan 2010
      • 482

      #3
      if you are in a building with multiple floors, then go to another floor. thats what i do now cause the bathroom on my floor is nasty sometimes.
      "get in, get off, wipe your dick off on her sheets and get out."

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      • ak-
        R3V OG
        • May 2009
        • 12422

        #4
        Originally posted by blocke
        I'm talking, big blowout stink up the joint cause you just drank all weekend and you have got death itself spewing from your ass.

        Do you do it at work?

        I work in a small quiet office, and our bathroom is dead center between the CEO's office and the frequently occupied microwave/coffeemaker area.

        This poses a problem for me.
        Flush constantly as you shit. ahhaha.

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        • SeriousBusiness
          E30 Addict
          • May 2010
          • 428

          #5
          Originally posted by Danny
          I ONLY shit at work. What's better than being paid to poop?
          x2

          If I feel the urge at home just before work, I'll just wait till I get on the clock.
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          • blocke
            E30 Fanatic
            • Mar 2009
            • 1305

            #6
            Originally posted by Danny
            I ONLY shit at work. What's better than being paid to poop?
            The days that I work from home, and I get paid to jack-off ;)
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            • Alkasquawlik
              R3V Elite
              • Feb 2008
              • 4557

              #7
              Originally posted by blocke
              The days that I work from home, and I get paid to jack-off ;)
              i lol'd

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              • Stephen
                Шлем ишака
                • Aug 2008
                • 10774

                #8
                who says you have to work from home for that?

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                • HarryPotter
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3642

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Danny
                  I ONLY shit at work. What's better than being paid to poop?
                  Exactly. Also, it's just fun marking your territory. Lets those other waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless at the office know you mean business.


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                  • Fusion
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 3658

                    #10
                    Thread of the month, I pronounce!
                    I have an air shaft from the shitter in my office to the neighbor's spaces, which poses a problem. It's like a huge megaphone.

                    Same shit, different toilet.

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                    • markseven
                      R3V Elite
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5327

                      #11
                      Originally posted by blocke
                      I'm talking, big blowout stink up the joint cause you just drank all weekend and you have got death itself spewing from your ass.

                      Do you do it at work?

                      I work in a small quiet office, and our bathroom is dead center between the CEO's office and the frequently occupied microwave/coffeemaker area.

                      This poses a problem for me.
                      I would go to a fast food place and do it there.
                      I Timothy 2:1-2

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                      • BillBrasky
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 1641

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Fusion
                        I have an air shaft from the shitter in my office to the neighbor's spaces, which poses a problem. It's like a huge megaphone.

                        You literally put your shit on blast.

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                        • 5spoke
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 1729

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Danny
                          I ONLY shit at work. What's better than being paid to poop?

                          Bingo. I go twice a day at least.
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                          • HarryPotter
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3642

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Fusion
                            Thread of the month, I pronounce!
                            I have an air shaft from the shitter in my office to the neighbor's spaces, which poses a problem. It's like a huge megaphone.
                            What a lucky set up you have. I'd pay money to chum up that bathroom.


                            "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

                            John F. Kennedy

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                            • pureaudio
                              E30 Enthusiast
                              • May 2009
                              • 1123

                              #15
                              My company, my office...hell fucking yeah I shit at work.
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