The official "business jargon" you hate to hear thread

[Morrison]

Going forward, let's be more proactive about promoting synergy within this thread. For all intents and purposes, I believe that's what the OP was looking for at the end of the day. Where are you guy's at on this?

[Dozyproductions]

Most of those aren't that bad.

Synergy is the worst by far.

when they get that from a lonely island brothers song while being serious, you know you work with idiots.

[InuFaye]

Most of those aren't that bad.

Synergy is the worst by far.

[Dozyproductions]

"need to promote synergy" Actually heard that at a costco job

"we need you to be normal"

[Kershaw]

excessive use of exclamation marks really bothers me.

"WOW!!!! It looks great!!!! This is perfect!!!!!!!!"

[Morrison]

"We'll punt from there"

"Remain competitive"

"shoot an email"

"this has to be done last week"

"that dog won't hunt"

"strategic planning" - is there any other kind?

[Mr. Burns]

"Down the pipe"
"get traction"
"let's connect"
"touch base"
"out of pocket"
"let's synergize"
"Best practice"
"Get Leverage"

STFU with all this BS fancy trendy office talk.