What's the worst thing you've ever done?

[Vivek]

so you were a body repair expert at age 5? there is a savant among us, r3v.

Haha I just remember how deep and sharp it was, and now I know that something like that would be hard to make look right again.

[Thizzelle]

Dated Ex-girlfriend for 2 years
Hooked up with her best friend 5 days later
YOLO

remind me of boning all my friends girlfriends friends and they started plotting against me on myspace, lol. jelly bitches. Each girl was getting anonymous msg. on myspace, saying to stay away from me.

[freeride53]

^ this. on facebook waffleswaffleswaffles.
dis one bisch's status: "DONE."

her friends comments: "Fuck the betch"

The betch = me

[Jand3rson]

Only thing I can really think of is cheating with a girl on her boyfriend. They had only been together for 2 months sporadically though, so it wasn't really that big of a deal. Kinda one of those "got caught up in the moment" kinds of things.

Oh, and a pic of the girl:

Looks like that chick Heeter knocked up a few years ago.

[VANOS714]

Got rid of 3 e30's.

[Thizzelle]

^ this. on facebook waffleswaffleswaffles.
dis one bisch's status: "DONE."

her friends comments: "Fuck the betch"

The betch = me

lol stupid beezies

[E30 Wagen]

snip

[Dj Buttchug]

i fucking dumped her. may or may not have been the worst thing ive done in a while

[LBJefferies]

i fucking dumped her. may or may not have been the worst thing ive done in a while

I've been there man. The grass is always greener.

[Vivek]

I was the biggest douche in the world to this girl.

[Raxe]

I've been a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to every girl I've ever cared about.

Can't honestly say things would be any better if I hadn't been though, so meh.

[freeride53]

I think the only reason why I ever feel bad for girls that I dump/am a dick to is because I would be going through dry-spells at those given times.
Ex: studying, sick, etc...
edit: or back HOME at my parents' house :(

[der affe]

2 come to mind right away.
1st. there was a regular at a bar i worked at and she and her BF used to come in all the time. one day he tells me that he got a job for 6 months down in FLA, cool congrats. well there was something about this guy that made him kind of famous-ish. if you have ever seen black hawk down, you will remember the part where the RPG goes through the driver of the hummer, well he was in the pass seat and did all the ranger BHD reunions and such.

well, the night after he left she came in alone. i served her a couple of drinks and while it was slow, she told me that they were on a break for the 6 months they were apart (seems plausable) and she had always found me attractive and wanted to go Denny's with the bar staff after close.......maaaaaybeeeeee.........

when she would get drunk she would dance like a stripper on the bar to bad metal music, so she had a need for attention, low self esteem and was about a 7. excellent combo for an easy kill.

so we all go to denny's after work and she rides with me in the 914-6 and gets all wet from the engine sounds and the car. we all eat and i go to return her to her car at the bar. she then proceeds to tell me that she will have to just lie to everyone tomarrow and say we made out. i then look at my watch and say "it's 6 am, there is no way i am going to sleep now, do you want the bonus plan?"......of course she did!

i got a surprise when i got her in bed and naked. she had lost a bunch of weight and it was like groping on a sleeping bag....ewwwww.
with a lot of concentration and determination, i did my thing for about an hour, sent her on her way and crashed out.

around 5:30 pm i get a call from the bartender to let me know that rachel had shown up and proceeded to tell the who bar in graphic detail how i had railed her and still had the fuck me knots in her hair to prove it.....classy!

one of her friends then calls up her BF and tells him about it. it turns out that he was only gone for a 4 day trip to get housing sorted for the job......that he was leaving for in ONE MONTH (he would be gone for the 6 months though).

so yea, he still hates me for that to this day. i do still see her at sports authority once in a while.......she got big-ish again. oh i forgot to mention that she was my next door neighbor for 1 year about 6 months after the railing....akward..........especially when she told me that she could hear me fucking when she would go outside for a smoke.

[Rsully70sev]

I was waiting for your response. Always comical, my favorite quote "it was like groping a sleeping bag"

[der affe]

2nd one

i was working at Bill Heard Chevy and they had their own diner on site. there was a total trailer park 18 y/o girl that worked there. she was a little chunky and always had her tits hanging out and they were nice like all 18 y/o tits are.

she used to come on to me EVERY time i went in there, i would just blow her off and eat with out much more annoying passes being made.

this NEVER stopped the whole time i worked there and i started to notice she was getting a gut. then i realized the gut was a baby gut..........this still did not stop her from hitting on me!
i finally asked her where was the baby daddy? she said he split after he found out and never returned, no phone call, nothing!

well over a 3 day holiday the shop was broken into and i had my porta power, a couple of pry bars, and a cresent wrench stolen. i was the best off as most of the other body guys left their boxes unlocked and got cleaned out.

there was supposed to be roving 24 hr security at the dealer, so i expected my stolen tools to be replaced. they said no and would not budge. i told them not to give me any more cars and friday (payday ) would be my last day. i would have all the cars done before then.

friday rolls around and i am waiting for them to cut my check, so i go to eat at the diner 1 last time. guess what, preggo WT girls slides into the booth and askes me "when we are going to hook up???????"
i tell her "today is my last day, if you want we can go in the back room and you can suck my cock" so to the back room we go!

she starts throwing down a pretty mean dome job then asks me " do you want to fuck me?" " i am clean and you can't knock me up." with a sheepish smile..........
"awwww fuck it, take off your strech pants" (told ya she was classy!) and i start to fuck her in the walk in freezer so noone would be able to hear us. shirt off nice titties bounching everywhere (yea me!) then i look down at the 7-8 month baby belly (WTF and i doing??????) and wonder if i and putting pecker dents in the baby's head??????

i pull out shoot the goo on her face, tits and a little in her hair. she licks it clean and i zip up and go to pick up my check.

that ranks up with some of the most dirty shit i have done!