Your worst deuce experience? NWS?

[kickinindian]

if you didn't post it, it didn't happen. since you don't want all of us to call you a bullshitting pu$$y, you should probably share.

bullshiting pus$y....

[Cletonius]

is it weird this makes me miss the r3vs sex stories thread?

Not at all. That was a great thread.

[Ether-D]

I was living in Alaska in a tent at the time. I drove my first e30 to AK from Tennessee. This was in the summer of 2000. After an appetizing midnight snack of the 1/4 lb cheeseburger dog at the local Tesoro (gas station)... 3 hours later, I found my self crawl-running as fast as I could out of my tent. Barely made it out and began to spew liquids from 2 to 4 of my 5 available orifices (nostrils included). The plants that I ended up shitting and puking on died immediately. It was neat...

[Vtec?lol]

I can top every single story here, but I reserve that treat for in person drinking time. Took a couple years before I could even talk about it

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Spill it!

I was living in Alaska in a tent at the time. I drove my first e30 to AK from Tennessee. This was in the summer of 2000. After an appetizing midnight snack of the 1/4 lb cheeseburger dog at the local Tesoro (gas station)... 3 hours later, I found my self crawl-running as fast as I could out of my tent. Barely made it out and began to spew liquids from 2 to 4 of my 5 available orifices (nostrils included). The plants that I ended up shitting and puking on died immediately. It was neat...

This is so short but very funny

[Vtec?lol]

AND WHY THE HELL DO GUYS LIKE ANAL SEKKS? that is soo damn disgusting

[TurboJake]

AND WHY THE HELL DO GUYS LIKE ANAL SEKKS? that is soo damn disgusting

I'm not into it, but the first thing that instantly came to mind was:

"Because that shit's mad tyte y0!"

[Pl3wA]

If that's your worst deuce experience then you must lead a very pampered life.

i poop comfortably in any situation lol. ITS AWESOME!


and lol ye aboot anal sehks

[flyboyx]

AND WHY THE HELL DO GUYS LIKE ANAL SEKKS? that is soo damn disgusting

at first when i read this i was thinking you were talking about receiving.... i was starting to wonder if we were both in the same thread. then i thought about it for a second. now i know what you mean. :)

as far as what you meant, i guess everyone should check it off the bucket list? sometimes missionary gets boring.

[E30_Pare]

It's on my list. Surprise butt smeks counts too.

[Pl3wA]

Telling her she can do your butt in exchange does not a good rebuttal make. They don't like that

[E30_Pare]

[henryki]

i tried to shit underwater once (no, not a pool).

I've successfully accomplished this. If you were down stream of the Colorado river from Laughlin, NV down, around August 2010, I apologize.

[flyboyx]

I've successfully accomplished this. If you were down stream of the Colorado river from Laughlin, NV down, around August 2010, I apologize.

me too. summer camp when i was a kid. normally, i drop sinkers. not that day however. at that time, there was nothing funnier than seeing my turd floating around in the lake while all the other unwary campers were swimming around it. i giggled my ass off about that shit for days. what can i say...i was 12.

speaking of summer camp: one of my friends took a shit in the cafeteria urinal. i thought it was hilarious. another camper tattled on him and the counselor made him clean it out himself. i thought that was funny too.

[E30_Pare]

speaking of summer camp: one of my friends took a shit in the cafeteria urinal. i thought it was hilarious. another camper told on him and he had to clean it out himself. i thought that was funny too.

[Vtec?lol]

at first when i read this i was thinking you were talking about receiving.... i was starting to wonder if we were both in the same thread. then i thought about it for a second. now i know what you mean. :)

as far as what you meant, i guess everyone should check it off the bucket list? sometimes missionary gets boring.

Never broing enough to get a poo on your shaft...
The smell.... Even with latex... UGH!