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  • kickinindian
    R3VLimited
    • Jan 2012
    • 2327

    #166
    Originally posted by flyboyx
    if you didn't post it, it didn't happen. since you don't want all of us to call you a bullshitting pu$$y, you should probably share.
    bullshiting pus$y....

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    • Cletonius
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      • Oct 2010
      • 2809

      #167
      Originally posted by kickinindian
      is it weird this makes me miss the r3vs sex stories thread?
      Not at all. That was a great thread.
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      • Ether-D
        R3VLimited
        • Sep 2011
        • 2838

        #168
        I was living in Alaska in a tent at the time. I drove my first e30 to AK from Tennessee. This was in the summer of 2000. After an appetizing midnight snack of the 1/4 lb cheeseburger dog at the local Tesoro (gas station)... 3 hours later, I found my self crawl-running as fast as I could out of my tent. Barely made it out and began to spew liquids from 2 to 4 of my 5 available orifices (nostrils included). The plants that I ended up shitting and puking on died immediately. It was neat...
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        • Vtec?lol
          No R3VLimiter
          • Dec 2009
          • 3278

          #169
          Originally posted by lylefk
          I can top every single story here, but I reserve that treat for in person drinking time. Took a couple years before I could even talk about it

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          Spill it!

          Originally posted by Ether-D
          I was living in Alaska in a tent at the time. I drove my first e30 to AK from Tennessee. This was in the summer of 2000. After an appetizing midnight snack of the 1/4 lb cheeseburger dog at the local Tesoro (gas station)... 3 hours later, I found my self crawl-running as fast as I could out of my tent. Barely made it out and began to spew liquids from 2 to 4 of my 5 available orifices (nostrils included). The plants that I ended up shitting and puking on died immediately. It was neat...
          This is so short but very funny

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          • Vtec?lol
            No R3VLimiter
            • Dec 2009
            • 3278

            #170
            AND WHY THE HELL DO GUYS LIKE ANAL SEKKS? that is soo damn disgusting

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            • TurboJake
              No R3VLimiter
              • Oct 2010
              • 3780

              #171
              Originally posted by Vtec?lol
              AND WHY THE HELL DO GUYS LIKE ANAL SEKKS? that is soo damn disgusting
              I'm not into it, but the first thing that instantly came to mind was:

              "Because that shit's mad tyte y0!"


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              • Pl3wA
                E30 Mastermind
                • Dec 2011
                • 1589

                #172
                Originally posted by myinfernalbmw
                If that's your worst deuce experience then you must lead a very pampered life.
                i poop comfortably in any situation lol. ITS AWESOME!


                and lol ye aboot anal sehks

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                • flyboyx
                  R3V OG
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 8371

                  #173
                  Originally posted by Vtec?lol
                  AND WHY THE HELL DO GUYS LIKE ANAL SEKKS? that is soo damn disgusting
                  at first when i read this i was thinking you were talking about receiving.... i was starting to wonder if we were both in the same thread. then i thought about it for a second. now i know what you mean. :)

                  as far as what you meant, i guess everyone should check it off the bucket list? sometimes missionary gets boring.
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                  • E30_Pare
                    R3V OG
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 7801

                    #174
                    It's on my list. Surprise butt smeks counts too.

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                    • Pl3wA
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Dec 2011
                      • 1589

                      #175
                      Telling her she can do your butt in exchange does not a good rebuttal make. They don't like that

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                      • E30_Pare
                        R3V OG
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 7801

                        #176

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                        • henryki
                          E30 Modder
                          • Jun 2013
                          • 960

                          #177
                          Originally posted by evandael
                          i tried to shit underwater once (no, not a pool).
                          I've successfully accomplished this. If you were down stream of the Colorado river from Laughlin, NV down, around August 2010, I apologize.

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                          • flyboyx
                            R3V OG
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 8371

                            #178
                            Originally posted by henryki
                            I've successfully accomplished this. If you were down stream of the Colorado river from Laughlin, NV down, around August 2010, I apologize.


                            me too. summer camp when i was a kid. normally, i drop sinkers. not that day however. at that time, there was nothing funnier than seeing my turd floating around in the lake while all the other unwary campers were swimming around it. i giggled my ass off about that shit for days. what can i say...i was 12.

                            speaking of summer camp: one of my friends took a shit in the cafeteria urinal. i thought it was hilarious. another camper tattled on him and the counselor made him clean it out himself. i thought that was funny too.
                            Last edited by flyboyx; 08-09-2013, 05:08 AM.
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                            Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                            88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                            92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                            88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                            88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                            87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                            12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                            • E30_Pare
                              R3V OG
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 7801

                              #179
                              Originally posted by flyboyx
                              speaking of summer camp: one of my friends took a shit in the cafeteria urinal. i thought it was hilarious. another camper told on him and he had to clean it out himself. i thought that was funny too.

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                              • Vtec?lol
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 3278

                                #180
                                Originally posted by flyboyx
                                at first when i read this i was thinking you were talking about receiving.... i was starting to wonder if we were both in the same thread. then i thought about it for a second. now i know what you mean. :)

                                as far as what you meant, i guess everyone should check it off the bucket list? sometimes missionary gets boring.
                                Never broing enough to get a poo on your shaft...
                                The smell.... Even with latex... UGH!

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