Thank YOU Chuck Norris.

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  • craig4ie
    Grease Monkey
    • Sep 2006
    • 359
    #31
    chuck norris can piss his name into concrete

    chuck norris once shot down a russian mig by pointing at it and yelling "BANG"
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    1991 Diamantschwarz 318is
    1998 Cosmosschwarz M3 Sedan

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      • micahbertoli
        Member
        • Aug 2006
        • 76
        #32
        Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

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          • s0urce
            R3VLimited
            • Dec 2004
            • 2933
            #33
            I was about to ask WHY the fuck wont this thread die....and then I realized...

            fucking chuck...even his threads cant die.
            tasty

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              • moatilliatta
                R3V OG
                • Feb 2005
                • 6121
                #34
                Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

                I was up above it, Now I'm down in it ~ Entropy - A Build thread.
                @Zakspeed_US

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                  • e30frosh
                    R3VLimited
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 2170
                    #35
                    Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.

                    Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
                    Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
                    Lobsterbacks attack the town again
                    Wrap all my things in aluminum
                    Beams of darkness streak across the sky
                    Pink rays from the ancient satellite
                    Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
                    Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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                      • silversleeper
                        R3VLimited
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 2032
                        #36
                        Chuck Norris lives in God Mode.
                        Claus Luthe is my hero.

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                          • E30 Reaktionär
                            Site Manager
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 14451
                            #37
                            This thread needs bumped.



                            "Monsters check under their beds for Chuck Norris"

                            1992 BMW 325iC
                            1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
                            1965 Chevrolet Corvair Monza 140hp

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                              • Midnight Sun
                                E30 Addict
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 429
                                #38
                                Chuck Norris once took a dump in a large, active beehive and came away unharmed. The honey harvested from that hive sells for $100 a jar at specialty food stores.



                                Yes.
                                Originally posted by Teaguer
                                Filling an Eta's tank with super unleaded will reach the cars maximum attainable performance level .

                                Aa a bonus filling the tank will also double any Eta's resale value .

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                                  • devonjordan
                                    R3VLimited
                                    • Jul 2006
                                    • 2386
                                    #39
                                    In light of Transformers returning this July:

                                    Chuck Norris had sex with a Mack truck once, the result was Optimus Prime.
                                    Hemingway said it best. “There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.”

                                    Help a brother out, buy your detailing products here...

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                                      • euroshark
                                        No R3VLimiter
                                        • Apr 2006
                                        • 3491
                                        #40
                                        lol, Hello all, and welcome to last summer!

                                        We had a blast with these at the tire shop...
                                        '88 528e /// '88 M5 /// '89 951 /// '98 E430 /// '02 M5

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                                          • AndrewBird
                                            The Mad Scientist
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 11892
                                            #41
                                            Chuck Norris can us a Microsoft application without it freezing.

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                                              • CleanAzzE30z
                                                R3V OG
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 11794
                                                #42
                                                The Law and Order one lierally made me laugh loudly. hahhaah


                                                Mariano


                                                2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                                                1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                                                1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                                                -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                                                -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                                                  • CleanAzzE30z
                                                    R3V OG
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 11794
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by e30frosh
                                                    Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
                                                    Originally posted by moatilliatta
                                                    Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.


                                                    These made me laugh heartliy.....


                                                    Mariano


                                                    2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                                                    1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                                                    1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                                                    -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                                                    -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                                                      • Jand3rson
                                                        Banned
                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 37587
                                                        #44
                                                        My favorite one is still:

                                                        When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean, he doesn't get wet. The ocean gets Chuck Norris.

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                                                          • shiftbmw
                                                            R3VLimited
                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                            • 2012
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by Mr. Anderson
                                                            My favorite one is still:

                                                            When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean, he doesn't get wet. The ocean gets Chuck Norris.
                                                            ^^Easily my favorite as well.



                                                            Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only 3 moves.
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                                                            "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

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