Cops with a sense of humor

[InuFaye]

This argument always cracks me up. People who think the cops where they're from are SO much worse than everywhere else. Perhaps you should look in the mirror and realize that the common denominator is jackasses such as yourself, hmmm lil' guy?

You live in canada, you obviously don't know jack shit.

[nando]

Everyone drives at least 5mph over the speed limit, don't gimme that shit.

ok? so?

for one, it's not true. second, they're still breaking the law. most cops don't care, but then, if they're pulling you over for 5 over, they probably have more than one reason for doing so.

people are always surprised when they're doing something stupid or against the law, and then they find out there are consequences.

[InuFaye]

ok? so?

for one, it's not true. second, they're still breaking the law. most cops don't care, but then, if they're pulling you over for 5 over, they probably have more than one reason for doing so.

people are always surprised when they're doing something stupid or against the law, and then they find out there are consequences.

The thing in virginia is you get pulled for doing that, and no other reason, other than cops are complete assholes around here.

Its surprising when cops always break that law themselves, but feel like they are entitled to pull over people doing 5mph over the limit.

I'm not 12 and I know there are consequences for actions. Going 5mph over the speed limit is not "stupid"

[slammin.e28]

You think her driving a mini-van and being old makes her speeding excusable, and the cops are the ones with the shitty attitudes? No other way to put it, you're a tool.

Quite a childish approach to think because you're doing what everyone else does you're not accountable for your actions. I go over the speed limit as well, but I'm not going to call all cops assholes because he's doing his job nabbing my ass for breaking the laws.

He should be nabbing the crackwhore I saw living under the tree in the median of the interstate. The sign clearly says "No Pedestrians" and I'm pretty sure public nudity/prostitution is a crime.

[cale]

You live in canada, you obviously don't know jack shit.

Riiiiight, cause the cops down there in 'Murica are so much worse right?

We have provincial insurance company sponsored highway patrol units who's sole responsibility is to catch vehicles and drivers who are in conflict with the regulations and laws. They don't give a shit if you're a bank robber, but if you have a tail light that's out best believe you're getting a ticket. We have bill 203 in Ontario which essentially gives cops the ability to say that any kind of reckless driving is street racing and do an immediate 7-day roadside impound, slap you with a $10,000 fine for doing 50km/hr over and for the first conviction a 2 year driving suspension. edit* not trying to "one up you", just pointing out that you don't live in the USSR and you're not exactly being persecuted.

Do you know how many tickets I've had in the past 5 years while driving 3 different cars with an average of 340hp that screamed "pull me over"?

Zero, I'm not an asshole. If you're getting pulled over it's because you did something wrong and got caught, simple as that. Make more excuses for yourself.

The thing in virginia is you get pulled for doing that, and no other reason, other than cops are complete assholes around here.

I hear when they're recruiting they require you to show past experience in being an asshole.

I'm not 12 and I know there are consequences for actions. Going 5mph over the speed limit is not "stupid"

Then you have no excuse for not admitting that by breaking the law you are in the wrong and have no good argument for what you did. Grow the fuck up.

[FredK]

Marry each other and both rates go down! But you can't bwaaahahahahahahah.

Oops, wrong thread.

[slammin.e28]

Riiiiight, cause the cops down there in 'Murica are so much worse right?

We have provincial insurance company sponsored highway patrol units who's sole responsibility is to catch vehicles and drivers who are in conflict with the regulations and laws. They don't give a shit if you're a bank robber, but if you have a tail light that's out best believe you're getting a ticket. We have bill 203 in Ontario which essentially gives cops the ability to say that any kind of reckless driving is street racing and do an immediate 7-day roadside impound, slap you with a $10,000 fine for doing 50km/hr over and for the first conviction a 2 year driving suspension. Keep crying that you've got it so bad.

Do you know how many tickets I've had in the past 5 years while driving 3 different cars with an average of 340hp that screamed "pull me over"?

Zero, I'm not an asshole. If you're getting pulled over it's because you did something wrong and got caught, simple as that. Make more excuses for yourself.

I'm an asshole and I drive like it....in a 190hp Rover. Yeah, fuck speeding 'cause I can't really do it.

[nando]

The thing in virginia is you get pulled for doing that, and no other reason, other than cops are complete assholes around here.

Its surprising when cops always break that law themselves, but feel like they are entitled to pull over people doing 5mph over the limit.

I'm not 12 and I know there are consequences for actions. Going 5mph over the speed limit is not "stupid"

but it IS illegal, and if you KNOW the cops will pull you over for it, then it IS stupid to cry to mama when you get caught.

[BrownBeanE30]

I lol'd!

But really, I'm not a Mormon so I have to choose, Lambo, Inufaye, or Ohthejosh.

The runner up can be my best man though. ;)

Made me laugh

[Kershaw]

virginia really does have the worst highway patrol cops in the mid atlantic. they are really tough on speeders.

i can always spot a VA driver on 95 because they're doing 65mph in the left lane. The rest of us, doing 80, are swerving around that asshole.

[evandael]

This argument always cracks me up. People who think the cops where they're from are SO much worse than everywhere else. Perhaps you should look in the mirror and realize that the common denominator is jackasses such as yourself, hmmm lil' guy?

No, VA highway cops are really the worst. Hop off your high horse, mountie.

[cale]

No, VA highway cops are really the worst. Hop off your high horse, mountie.

How am I on a high horse by saying if you speed you have no room to bitch about "asshole cops" when they do their jobs? I think you need to learn what the saying means before you use it moron.

[evandael]

How am I on a high horse by saying if you speed you have no room to bitch about "asshole cops" when they do their jobs? I think you need to learn what the saying means before you use it moron.

because of this, you condescending prick:

jackasses such as yourself, hmmm lil' guy?

[frankenbeemer]

lol

[matthugie]

virginia really does have the worst highway patrol cops in the mid atlantic. they are really tough on speeders.

i can always spot a VA driver on 95 because they're doing 65mph in the left lane. The rest of us, doing 80, are swerving around that asshole.

Qft. In Charlotte, on I-77 the speed limit is 55, if you're doing 70 you have to be in the right lane and everyone is still passing you. Cops don't bother with anything under 75 since there are so many people going faster. Virginia is fucking terrible though.