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I've got a good one. My baby momma was my first gf. We were high school sweethearts and I really loved that girl. She was bipolar so she'd get really angry and spout off shit immediately. So I'd always hear it when she was mad at me. But, I took her for her.
We had a rough while I was three hours away in college, but still made it through my freshman year. In the second semester of that year she got pregnant. When I came home for the summer we moved into my friends basement because her parents kicked her out and I didn't want her to have to deal with my mother by living at my moms. I decided to not go back to school and to just stay home and work.
At the end of the summer, we found an apartment. I was so happy to be able to live with the woman I loved. And the fact that I was going to be a dad? I was so happy about that, as I had always wanted to be a dad and have a relationship with my children like my dad has with me. I felt like life was okay.
I was great to (We'll refer to her as BM for "Baby Momma". Just a big BM) BM throughout the pregnancy. I was understanding and calm with her and her emotions and hormones. Everything was going fine now that we were together all the time. We were like best friends. We did fight, but we always made up.
Then, on December 12, our daughter was born. Hands down, the most amazing day of my life. Everything was still great. But with baby comes more responsiblilty, and stress. BM's sex drive completely stopped, but I understood. She didn't really want anything to do with me.
On January 16, on our 2 year, in fact, it finally hit the fan and started the train wreck I call 2015. I pissed her off and she started talking shit to me like she usually did when she was mad. But I finally got fed up and walked out of her parents house to cool off and drive. I got back a little bit later and she was still talking shit to me. We called it quits.
Well, she would talk shit to me almost every day. She got so hateful towards me. She punched a hole in the baby's wall one day because she got really pissed at me. BM was the most hateful, spiteful woman I had ever seen. She just never showed me this side until now.
She hardly worked, so I had to support a woman who treated me like shit on a fast food wage. Now, I have made my share of mistakes, but I don't believe I deserved how this woman has treated me. She would get violent, throw shit, yell. All in front of our daughter. I couldn't kick her out, though, as she was on the lease. I finally called the cops on her one day last July, so she moved out.
BM did the usual stupid shit after that. Holes in my condoms, being a bitch, trying to tell as many people as she could that I'm a piece of shit, giving my card info to her boyfriend so he could use my card to pay for a service so that he could spy on my phone for her to see if I ever cheated on her while I was in college. Still trying to flirt with me and get in my pants, probably to ruin my relationship with my current girlfriend. You know, all of the usual stuff.
Now she's in the army reserves about to graduate basic and move on to AIT for another three months. I'm still wondering about the shitshow that'll happen when she and her family find out my gf is moving in with me this month...
Basically, don't sweat it, man. Shit happens. You just gotta keep moving forward.88 325i Cabrio
04 Neon SRT-4
Originally posted by MrBurgundyIf R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.
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Originally posted by roguetoaster View PostEdited for r3v.88 325i Cabrio
04 Neon SRT-4
Originally posted by MrBurgundyIf R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.
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I'm so glad I didn't get the bitch of my life pregnant.
So much easier when kids aren't involved. I would go to War over my kids, so having to put up with a psycho BM is a situation I am thankful not to be in.
My prayers go out to you on that one. Hopefully the Military will beat the stupid out of her.No E30 ClubOriginally posted by MrBurgundyAnyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.
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Hopefully. But, I'm sure she'll be just the same when she comes back. You can almost never change a true bitch.88 325i Cabrio
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Originally posted by MrBurgundyIf R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.
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Originally posted by supermansocks95 View PostHopefully. But, I'm sure she'll be just the same when she comes back. You can almost never change a true bitch.
Wow that story is way shittier than mine. No kids is definitely important to it being a less of a shit show. Good luck man I hope it works out for you
Update on this bitch. Her mom really doesn't like her, and she's "stolen" her mom's car multiple times (probably to go cheat lol). And her mom thinks she has some mental issue which may or may not be true. Her mom got her probation a while back, I wasn't really involved with the mom dispute so I wasn't worried about it. Fast forward to now, she's in custody of the state! Talk about shit on! Has to go to some program. She's still in high school and they may expel her for the snapchat thing but I don't think she's going to graduate any time soon.
In my heart I feel a tiny bit bad for her but she had the same opportunity as anyone to be a normal person and not the scumbag she became, so not really. Blocked her number and am moving on! Gotta get the new e30 working now and hoonBMW tech
Umass Amherst
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Wrenching is always a great therapy.
The car doesn't talk back, insult you, or drain your walle.... Well, yea it does that last part.
But that's OK, because racecar.No E30 ClubOriginally posted by MrBurgundyAnyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.
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Originally posted by e30onBBSs View PostBlocked her number and am moving on! Gotta get the new e30 working now and hoon88 325i Cabrio
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Originally posted by MrBurgundyIf R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.
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Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0 View PostWrenching is always a great therapy.
The car doesn't talk back, insult you, or drain your walle.... Well, yea it does that last part.
But that's OK, because racecar.88 325i Cabrio
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Originally posted by MrBurgundyIf R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.
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Originally posted by Exodus_2pt0 View PostWrenching is always a great therapy.
The car doesn't talk back, insult you, or drain your walle.... Well, yea it does that last part.
But that's OK, because racecar.
So wrenching is off the table run but once it runs again.. I can show you guys what it is :DBMW tech
Umass Amherst
05 wrx sti
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Originally posted by Northern View Postbeer is my new liver cleanse.
Sent from my HTC One A9 using TapatalkOriginally posted by flyboyxhow about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?Originally posted by Northernbeer is my new liver cleanse.
Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
'01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3
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Been on these liver detox pills for about a week.
All my life I've had at least 5-10 hairs on my pillow when I wake up in the morning and more come out in the shower. Lately I've noticed drastically less falling out (I'm not bald/balding mind you, my body seems to keep up hair production thankfully).
Just interesting noticing the changes as time progresses.If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!
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That's interesting with the hair. Not making fun, but that's something to research when I got the time.
Spam bots are getting really good. The other day, this girl wanted to talk to me and suck my dick out of the blue. She said she was going to come over but all she needed was my full contact information, address and billing information. Needless to say, she never showed up for some reason???
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