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    I used to have to frequently (like, almost every weekend) tell my friends in college that my car was not a couch, an ottoman or a fucking coaster... they were welcome to use their own cars for those purposes, but not mine.
    Originally posted by kronus
    would be in depending on tip slant and tube size

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      Short story:

      Wife gets parking tickets with "our" car.
      Wife only pays tickets 2 days before the first ticket's court date (Because I nagged, and I watched her do it...)
      A month later, letter from DMV shows up telling me I've been convicted, next day another for the second ticket...
      We check the credit card statement, no record of any transaction. Neither of us thought to write down the payment confirmation.
      I quickly go on and pay the remaining tickets that haven't hit court dates yet, but can't access the other fines online. Tells me to mail cash/cheque or go to the courthouse.
      A week later(today), DMV sends a notification that they've received a "Certificate of Default" and now I have to pay an extra $40 "Privilege Reinstatement Fee" in addition to the now $120 in fines, or else I can't renew registration/license etc.

      What the Christ, I'm fucking livid.
      Last edited by Northern; 03-09-2017, 06:32 PM.
      Originally posted by priapism
      My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
      Originally posted by shameson
      Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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        More bitching:

        Since the dawn of time, Koni did a 25% off sale March 1-May 31.

        Knowing this, I held off buying rear mustang shocks until now.

        Turns out, this year they're not doing a sale, but a mail-in rebate for $30-$70 - only on a set of 4 shocks...

        Now I regret waiting almost a year to buy these.
        Originally posted by priapism
        My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
        Originally posted by shameson
        Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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          It's not petty, and I think your landlord would be receptive.

          Fact is, it's your personal property and they are vandalizing it.

          If you want to be a dick, put a big piece of butcher paper on the trunk and spread grease all over it. He sets hits shit on there, it's getting greased.

          Or replace grease with anything sticky.

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          1984 Alpina B6 2.8/1 #35
          1991 325i MT2 Touring (JDM bro)
          1991 Racecar (Chase Schmidt's former drift car - M30)
          2006 BMW X3
          2011 Audi A3 - wife's other German car

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            He strikes again! Fuck this guy!




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            Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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            :devil:


            WTB: Dove Grey e36 Front Door Panels (2 door)

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              No Man, that ain't right.

              To me that looks like pure spite. If that hood were perfectly parallel to the ground, like a flat table top, it could be dismissed (if it were a once off thing).

              What's the real reason behind this? If none, then something needs to be done.
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              2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                I guess it's time to mount that fuckin compressor on the wall...


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                89' 325ix Diamantschwarz/Black rattle can...

                Insta: r_moose_w

                Originally posted by flyboyx
                I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                  I want to retaliate, but it has to be perfect.....


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                  Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                  :devil:


                  WTB: Dove Grey e36 Front Door Panels (2 door)

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                    Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
                    I want to retaliate, but it has to be perfect.....


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                    Perhaps some fecal matter inside the door handles?

                    Smeared on the muffler?

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                      Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
                      I want to retaliate, but it has to be perfect.....


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                      Mounting the compressor to the wall seems like the best move. Otherwise if he leave his car unlocked ever go fill his vents with thousands of 3 hole punch trimmings lolololol


                      1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                      1991 318i 4dr slick top


                      Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                      Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                      Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                      Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                        Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
                        Mounting the compressor to the wall seems like the best move. Otherwise if he leave his car unlocked ever go fill his vents with thousands of 3 hole punch trimmings lolololol
                        lolololololol
                        My previous build (currently E30-less)
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                        A 2016 Toyota Tacoma TRD 4x4 Offroad in Inferno is my newest obsession

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                          Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
                          Mounting the compressor to the wall seems like the best move. Otherwise if he leave his car unlocked ever go fill his vents with thousands of 3 hole punch trimmings lolololol


                          Ohhhhhh what about glitter? That would be pure evil


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                          89' 325ix Diamantschwarz/Black rattle can...

                          Insta: r_moose_w

                          Originally posted by flyboyx
                          I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                            Originally posted by ThatM20Guy View Post
                            Ohhhhhh what about glitter? That would be pure evil


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                            Glitter covered 3 hole punch trimmings.


                            1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                            1991 318i 4dr slick top


                            Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                            Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                            Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                            Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                              I vote all of the above? Air Compressor aggression, glitter and 3 hole punches.

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                              Originally posted by flyboyx
                              how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                              Originally posted by Northern
                              beer is my new liver cleanse.

                              Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                              Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                              Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                              '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                              Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                                ROFL. My parents said If he leaves his doors unlocked, go to the store and buy a cheap blender, then either take a dump or get some dog poop and put it in the blender. Then add some water or fish oil. Then get a baster, and baste the carpets around the air returns under the seats with the poop/fish oil, so it soaks in. Or baste the air vents for the cabin filter on the hood with the concoction.

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                                Originally posted by flyboyx
                                how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                                Originally posted by Northern
                                beer is my new liver cleanse.

                                Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                                Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                                Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                                '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                                Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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