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  • Northern
    R3V Elite
    • Nov 2010
    • 5036

    #1861
    ^ haven't noticed kia drivers being particularly bad, but I've noticed that Camry, Corolla, and spaceship-generation civics love to drive 24/7 with their highbeams on.
    Originally posted by priapism
    My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
    Originally posted by shameson
    Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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    • UlrichFennec
      E30 Fanatic
      • Dec 2014
      • 1268

      #1862
      Originally posted by Northern
      ^ haven't noticed kia drivers being particularly bad, but I've noticed that Camry, Corolla, and spaceship-generation civics love to drive 24/7 with their highbeams on.
      I'll never understand it. I understand DRLs because of regulations over in Europe, but why waste power with your high beams? Maybe they just wanna be extra safe so other drivers are aware of their presence?
      "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
      http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
      The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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      • rturbo 930
        R3VLimited
        • Dec 2005
        • 2599

        #1863
        Driving down the road and noticed something that smelled like perfume. Realized it was coming from the car in front of me. That's a strong scent (but it did smell nice from a safe distance).

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        • 15Michaeljoseph
          E30 Mastermind
          • Aug 2013
          • 1693

          #1864
          Originally posted by Northern
          ^ haven't noticed kia drivers being particularly bad, but I've noticed that Camry, Corolla, and spaceship-generation civics love to drive 24/7 with their highbeams on.
          So much this. I swear to god people that do this don't deserve to drive. I usually flash mine at them, and if that doesn't work, I just leave mine on until we pass each other. About 3/10 times they get the message and turn their highs off. It's fucking dangerous, especially when it's these monster suburban mom SUVs where the lights are literally at eye level to begin with. Why are people so damn stupid? How can you not see the difference/ the light on your cluster?

          --Mike
          (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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          • phreshkid
            R3V Elite
            • May 2009
            • 4655

            #1865
            I nearly got destroyed by a 43 year old asian woman who's first name is Candy.

            She put me in the hospital and destroyed my car.



            Asian women. Trying to kill people is like their full time job.
            world renown Harry Potter expert
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            • UlrichFennec
              E30 Fanatic
              • Dec 2014
              • 1268

              #1866
              Originally posted by phreshkid
              43 year old asian woman who's first name is Candy.

              I wonder what background she has.
              "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
              http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
              The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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              • phreshkid
                R3V Elite
                • May 2009
                • 4655

                #1867
                Originally posted by UlrichFennec
                I wonder what background she has.
                I don't
                world renown Harry Potter expert
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                • Exodus_2pt0
                  R3V Elite
                  • Dec 2011
                  • 5943

                  #1868
                  Last Sunday of working 2-10am. Been doing This since December. I won't miss getting up on my day off, but I will miss the 8 hours a week overtime! In case you're wondering what I've been doing, I'll post photos later.
                  No E30 Club
                  Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                  Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                  • 15Michaeljoseph
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 1693

                    #1869
                    When Exodus worked like a madman from 2-10 every Sunday since December for overtime, you could say he had some loco motives.

                    Badumtss I'llbehereallweekdontforgettotipyourwaitress

                    I wanna see trains. I like trains.

                    --Mike
                    (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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                    • Stanley Rockafella
                      R3V Elite
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 4056

                      #1870
                      I fuckin hate riding in the passenger seat of the DD. My GF has a tendency of putting her damn hands all over the passenger window. I mean really?!?! you're 34, not 3. There's no bloody reason why you have to smudge up my clean windows that I recently had tinted.

                      And that's why I can't have nice things.
                      If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                      • UlrichFennec
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Dec 2014
                        • 1268

                        #1871
                        Today is the last day of my two week resignation and I get to dedicate my time to my studies and career.

                        I can finally open that bottle of celebratory absinthe when I get off my shift.
                        "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
                        http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
                        The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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                        • HennaE30
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Apr 2014
                          • 1965

                          #1872
                          Originally posted by UlrichFennec
                          Today is the last day of my two week resignation and I get to dedicate my time to my studies and career.

                          I can finally open that bottle of celebratory absinthe when I get off my shift.

                          Congrats man! Enjoy it.
                          Originally posted by flyboyx
                          how about if i yank the anal beads out of your ass like i'm trying to pull start a chain saw?
                          Originally posted by Northern
                          beer is my new liver cleanse.

                          Henna - '84 Hennarot 325e
                          Lola - '89 Schwarz 325is - being saved
                          Christine - '88 Schwarz 325is - Spec E30 Racecar
                          '01 White F150 Lariat 4x4 Supercrew - Daily
                          Dad's '05 Interlagosblau M3

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                          • Exodus_2pt0
                            R3V Elite
                            • Dec 2011
                            • 5943

                            #1873
                            So as promised. Our fire extinguishers have to be removed and inspected once a year. Every extinguisher. Every. Single. Extinguisher.

                            With our old setup, the extinguishers on the cars had and extremely exaggerated 1,000 screws. They always stripped and made it a pain in the ass to remove, re-tap, and replace.



                            There's one on each end of every car. We have 80 some odd coach cars in the entire fleet. Me and one other guy replaced every single one.

                            With this!


                            The biggest pain was drilling two half inch holes and installing rivet threads for each door. So, 80 cars X 4 holes per car = Way more holes drilled into stainless steel than I care to think about. Burned up a Milwaukee m18 1/2" drill about half way through. The fuel brushless model is still going strong, and can do 3-4 cars on a single battery, where the standard model would only last for 2. So there's some solid data, brushless is worth the cost.

                            I'm just glad it's over, but I did make a ton of money from the project.

                            And I got something to remember it all by (Got the meteor mic next to my wrist so my phone will focus):


                            Right after I finished drilling a step up hole using a 5/16's bit, I slipped and touched the tip of the bit directly into my wrist with some pressure. It hurt like hell!
                            Last edited by Exodus_2pt0; 07-26-2015, 04:37 PM.
                            No E30 Club
                            Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                            Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                            • 15Michaeljoseph
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 1693

                              #1874
                              Shit man I love trains. Sorry about your wrist.

                              --Mike
                              (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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                              • Hooffenstein HD
                                Banned
                                • Nov 2012
                                • 1388

                                #1875
                                And the 318ti is misfiring its perky little tits off. That bitch.

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